Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

Nightline 11:35 PM - 12:06 AM User Rating: 6.7/10 (65 votes) Congolese child witches; televangelist Benny Hinn; the Church of Scientology. Message Board

Jimmy Kimmel Live [TV14] 12:06 AM - 1:06 AM User Rating: 6.3/10 (1065 votes) Actor William Shatner; animal trainer Kristin McMillan; Jay Sean performs. Photos |  Message Board

Oprah Winfrey [TVPG] "Best of Oprah: Dr. Oz Reports: Prescription Pill Intervention" 1:06 AM - 2:05 AM User Rating: 7.4/10 (10 votes) Dr. Mehmet Oz holds an intervention for a mother and son addicted to prescription pain medication. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

Late Show With David Letterman [TVPG] 11:35 PM - 12:37 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (15 votes) Actor Robin Williams; actress Ashley Greene. Photos |  Message Board

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson [TV14] 12:37 AM - 1:37 AM Harry Connick Jr. performs; author Peter Sagal. Message Board

Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen [TVPG] 1:37 AM - 2:07 AM User Rating: 3.2/10 (82 votes) Robert Kelly; Cathy Ladman; Gabriel Iglesias; John Witherspoon. Message Board

Two and a Half Men [TV14] "City of Great Racks"  (#5.4) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.7/10 (70 votes) Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks. Message Board

Friends [TVPG] "The One With the Blackout"  (#1.7) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.5/10 (389 votes) Chandler is trapped in an ATM booth with model Jill Goodacre. Message Board

Friends [TVPG] "The One With the Stain"  (#8.7) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.8/10 (200 votes) Rachel wants to find her own apartment. Message Board

According to Jim [TVPG] "The Brother-in-Law"  (#2.11) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 5.6/10 (18 votes) Dana's new boyfriend (Brad Paisley) threatens Andy's place in the band. Message Board

Family Guy [TV14] "Stewie B. Goode"  (#4.28) 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 7.4/10 (163 votes) Stewie gets homicidal during swimming lessons; Stewie takes up drinking. Message Board

South Park [TV14] "Cartman Joins NAMBLA"  (#4.5) 1:30 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 9.0/10 (449 votes) Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling. Message Board

The Office [TVPG] "Casino Night"  (#2.22) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 9.0/10 (626 votes) Employees take some big gambles when they host a charity casino-night in their warehouse. Message Board

Seinfeld [TVPG] "The Bottle Deposit"  (#7.20) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.7/10 (208 votes) Jerry's auto mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car. Message Board

The Simpsons [TVPG] "Love, Springfieldian Style"  (#19.12) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 6.6/10 (236 votes) Homer and Marge are stranded in the tunnel of love. Message Board

Seinfeld [TVPG] "The Hot Tub"  (#7.5) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.7/10 (215 votes) Elaine's house guest arrives for the city's marathon; Kramer gets a hot tub. Message Board

King of the Hill [TVPG] "Accidental Terrorist"  (#12.13) 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 8.0/10 (29 votes) Hank seeks justice from a car salesman and winds up under arrest. Message Board

King of the Hill [TVPG] "Megalo Dale"  (#7.10) 1:30 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 7.1/10 (26 votes) Dale enlists the guys for an overnight adventure at Megalomart to solve a pest mystery. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit [TV14] "Dolls"  (#4.7) 11:35 PM - 12:35 AM User Rating: 8.6/10 (36 votes) Benson and Stabler begin hunting for a serial pedophile after girl's body is found in the trash. Message Board

Tyler Perry's House of Payne [TVPG] "Compromising Positions"  (#3.29) 12:35 AM - 1:05 AM Curtis is offered a fire chief job in Los Angeles, but Ella does not intend to move. Message Board

The Bernie Mac Show [TVPG] "Bernie Mac Rope-A-Dope"  (#2.11) 1:05 AM - 1:35 AM User Rating: 5.5/10 (7 votes) Bernie offends Wanda's boss (Wesley Snipes) at a dinner party. Message Board

Malcolm in the Middle [TVPG] "Old Mrs. Old"  (#2.11) 1:35 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 7.8/10 (39 votes) Malcolm injures and then must care for the meanest lady on the block. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien [TV14] 11:35 PM - 12:37 AM Actor Jamie Foxx; actor Jason Alexander; Grizzly Bear performs. Message Board

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon [TV14] 12:37 AM - 1:36 AM Actor Fred Armisen; actress Carey Mulligan; chef Daniel Boulud. Message Board

Last Call With Carson Daly [TV14] 1:36 AM - 2:05 AM Actress Emmy Rossum; photographer Zach Hyman; Crocodiles perform. Message Board

Independent Lens [TVPG] "Scenes From a Parish"  (#11.10) 10:00 PM - 11:30 PM The Rev. Paul O'Brien arrives at Saint Patrick Parish in Lawrence, Mass. Message Board

Charlie Rose 11:30 PM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.8/10 (221 votes) Mark Pincus; Michael Specter; Annabelle Selldorf. Message Board

Tavis Smiley 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 5.7/10 (87 votes) Rap artist 50 Cent. Message Board

Worldfocus 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM

Levity [R] 1:30 AM - 3:30 AM User Rating: 6.5/10 (3842 votes) A murderer seeks redemption after his release from prison. Photos |  Message Board

Lopez Tonight [TV14] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Message Board

Seinfeld [TVPG] "The Bottle Deposit"  (#7.20) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 8.7/10 (208 votes) Jerry's auto mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car. Message Board

Seinfeld [TVPG] "The Bottle Deposit"  (#7.20) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.7/10 (208 votes) Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs. Message Board

Sex and the City [TV14] "The Ick Factor"  (#6.14) 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 7.2/10 (68 votes) Aleksandr's romantic gestures irritate Carrie; Charlotte and Harry get sick. Message Board

Sex and the City [TV14] "Catch-38"  (#6.15) 1:30 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 7.1/10 (73 votes) Carrie wonders if a child will ever fit into her lifestyle; Charlotte baby-sits. Message Board

CSI: NY [TV14] "Dead Inside"  (#5.7) 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.9/10 (41 votes) The team discovers the primary crime scene is being sent up the East River. Message Board

CSI: NY [TV14] "My Name Is Mac Taylor"  (#5.8) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.5/10 (56 votes) Forensic investigators use high-tech science to follow evidence and solve crimes in the Big Apple. Message Board

CSI: NY [TV14] "The Box"  (#5.9) 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 8.6/10 (50 votes) Forensic investigators use high-tech science to follow evidence and solve crimes in the Big Apple. Message Board

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit [TV14] "Perverted"  (#11.9) 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.9/10 (20 votes) DNA evidence points to Benson as the prime suspect in a gang member's murder. Message Board

Law & Order: Criminal Intent [TV14] "Alpha Dog"  (#8.15) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.9/10 (22 votes) A model turns up dead after a night of sex and drugs with an elusive woman. Message Board

Gone but Not Forgotten [NR] 1:00 AM - 4:00 AM User Rating: 5.9/10 (512 votes) A defense attorney's client may be a serial killer. Photos |  Message Board

Boxing's Best of 2009 [TVPG] Marquez vs. Diaz 11:00 PM - 11:45 PM Juan Diaz vs. Juan Manuel Marquez. From Feb. 28, 2009.

It's Complicated: HBO First Look [TVPG] 11:45 PM - 12:00 AM Meryl Streep and Steve Martin star in the romantic comedy.

Revolutionary Road [R] 12:00 AM - 2:05 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (36357 votes) Two suburbanites in 1950s Connecticut become stuck in an increasingly stifling life. Photos |  Message Board

Clear and Present Danger [PG-13] 10:00 PM - 12:25 AM User Rating: 6.8/10 (27931 votes) An acting CIA chief learns the president has triggered a war with Colombian drug cartels. Message Board

Life on Top [TVMA] 12:25 AM - 1:00 AM Message Board

Kiss of the Dragon [R] 1:00 AM - 2:40 AM User Rating: 6.3/10 (20319 votes) An intelligence officer becomes involved in a conspiracy. Photos |  Message Board

Boxing Mikkel Kessler vs. Andre Ward 11:00 PM - 12:30 AM Kessler battles Ward for the WBA World super middleweight title. From Oakland Calif.

The Babysitters [R] 12:30 AM - 2:15 AM User Rating: 5.9/10 (1916 votes) A teenager hires out pretty classmates to attend to clients' sexual needs. Message Board

Beer League [R] 10:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 5.9/10 (3850 votes) Two New Jersey softball teams must win or face expulsion. Message Board

Mozart & the Whale [PG-13] 11:30 PM - 1:05 AM User Rating: 6.9/10 (3446 votes) Two people become lovers while struggling with Asperger's syndrome, a form of autism. Message Board

Black Point [R] 1:05 AM - 3:00 AM User Rating: 5.2/10 (334 votes) A former policeman is entangled in a murderous game. Message Board

The 700 Club [TVG] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 1.7/10 (283 votes) Actor Kirk Cameron (``Fireproof'') shares his testimony. Message Board

Whose Line Is It Anyway? [TVPG] 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM ``Let's Make a Date''; ``Props''; ``Sound Effects''; Josie and Wayne sing a rock-opera duet. Message Board

Whose Line Is It Anyway? [TVPG] 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM ``Superheroes''; ``Props''; ``Family Reunion Hoedown.'' Message Board

Clear Acne In 4 Weeks! 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM 3 simple steps to a clear face in just 4 weeks.

Total Gym Challenge [TVG] 1:30 AM - 2:00 AM Want toned arms? Want a slim core? Want to build lean muscle mass? Total Gym XLS is for you!

Celebrity Ghost Stories [TVPG] "Tom Arnold; Dee Snider; Carnie Wilson; Nia Long"  (#1.4) 11:00 PM - 12:01 AM As a teenager, Tom Arnold angers a vengeful spirit. Message Board

Criminal Minds [TV14] "Soul Mates"  (#4.12) 12:01 AM - 1:01 AM User Rating: 7.5/10 (82 votes) The team searches for answers when a young woman is abducted from an affluent community in Atlanta. Message Board

Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal [TVPG] "Ghost School" 1:01 AM - 2:01 AM User Rating: 6.9/10 (83 votes) A pair of 13-year-old boys join a paranormal probe of a century-old opera house. Message Board

First Blood [TV14] 11:00 PM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.4/10 (50872 votes) Green Beret veteran Rambo takes on a Pacific Northwest sheriff and the National Guard. Photos |  Message Board

Rambo: First Blood Part II [TV14] 1:00 AM - 3:00 AM User Rating: 5.8/10 (34850 votes) A former Green Beret goes on a reconnaissance mission to spring MIAs from a Viet Cong prison. Message Board

I Was Bitten [TV14] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Intense bites and their gory aftermath; the devastating effects of venom on the human body. Message Board

I Was Bitten [TV14] 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Danger can lurk in one's backyard when man and animal collide. Message Board

I Was Bitten [TV14] 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM Behind the most extreme bites, from those of snakes to those of mountain lions. Message Board

The Mo'Nique Show [TV14] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM The cast of ``The Game''; recording artist Bobby Ray. Message Board

The Wendy Williams Show [TVPG] 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Bill Bellamy discusses his comedy tour; actor James Tupper (``Mercy''). Message Board

Beauty Shop [TV14] 1:00 AM - 3:00 AM User Rating: 5.3/10 (5083 votes) A determined hairstylist competes with her former boss after opening her own business in Atlanta. Photos |  Message Board

Tabatha's Salon Takeover [TV14] "Chicago Male: Chicago, Ill."  (#2.8) 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM An absentee owner's male-only business model is not attracting enough clientele. Message Board

Launch My Line "Bare Minimum" 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM The designers are taken to an art gallery to find inspiration for asymmetrical evening wear. Message Board

Tabatha's Salon Takeover [TV14] "Chicago Male: Chicago, Ill."  (#2.8) 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM An absentee owner's male-only business model is not attracting enough clientele. Message Board

Family Guy [TV14] "Peter's Daughter"  (#6.7) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (233 votes) Meg goes to the hospital in a coma and hits it off with a cute medical student when she awakens. Message Board

Family Guy [TV14] "Play It Again, Brian"  (#6.10) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.1/10 (195 votes) Brian, Lois and Peter head to Martha's Vineyard. Message Board

Robot Chicken [TVMA] "Ban on the Fun"  (#3.11) 12:00 AM - 12:15 AM User Rating: 8.2/10 (14 votes) Michelin Man; Crystar gets smoked; Thelma and Louise have regrets. Message Board

Robot Chicken [TVMA] "Losin' the Wobble"  (#3.12) 12:15 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 8.4/10 (16 votes) Kool-Aid Man; Encyclopedia Brown's family woes; Venger conquers a new realm. Message Board

Aqua Teen Hungerforce [TVPG] "Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future"  (#1.18) 12:30 AM - 12:45 AM User Rating: 8.8/10 (57 votes) A robot fills Carl's house and pool with blood. Message Board

Aqua Teen Hungerforce [TVPG] "Super Computer"  (#2.4) 12:45 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (35 votes) Frylock builds a supercomputer with special powers. Message Board

Metalocalypse [TVMA] "FatKlok"  (#1.10) 1:00 AM - 1:15 AM User Rating: 7.2/10 (36 votes) Dethklok agrees to host an event with the London Philharmonic. Message Board

Metalocalypse [TVMA] "Skwisklok"  (#1.11) 1:15 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 8.2/10 (31 votes) Kswisgaar hosts a pay-per-view event to promote a new guitar line. Message Board

Squidbillies [TV14] "Chalky Trouble"  (#1.4) 1:30 AM - 1:45 AM A ceremony leads to revelations regarding Rusty's maternity. Message Board

Squidbillies [TV14] "Family Trouble"  (#1.5) 1:45 AM - 2:00 AM Rusty questions his paternity. Message Board

Pure Country [PG] 10:30 PM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 6.2/10 (1468 votes) A fed-up country singer escapes his manager and falls for a Texan on her ranch. Message Board

Cribs 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 4.6/10 (309 votes) The homes of NASCAR racers Kyle Busch, Denny Hamlin and Kevin Harvick. Message Board

Cribs 1:30 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 4.6/10 (309 votes) The homes of country star John Rich, NASCAR driver Mark Martin and actor Danny Bonaduce. Message Board

Anderson Cooper 360 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Anchors Anderson Cooper reports from New York. Message Board

Larry King Live 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 5.8/10 (397 votes) Interviews with newsmakers and viewer calls. Photos |  Message Board

Anderson Cooper 360 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM Anchors Anderson Cooper reports from New York. Message Board

South Park [TVMA] "Goobacks"  (#8.7) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 8.3/10 (419 votes) Immigrants from the future cause problems in South Park. Message Board

South Park [TVMA] "Gnomes"  (#2.17) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.5/10 (392 votes) The boys' class project partner is mentally unstable; a cappuccino conglomerate eyes South Park. Message Board

Futurama [TV14] "Mars University"  (#2.2) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 8.1/10 (262 votes) Fry goes to college to prove the adage: Once, a dropout; always, a dropout. Message Board

Futurama [TV14] "Less Than Hero"  (#5.6) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.7/10 (203 votes) Fry, Leela and Bender develop superhuman powers and fight crime in the Big Apple. Message Board

Futurama [TV14] "Three Hundred Big Boys"  (#5.11) 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 8.1/10 (205 votes) The gang finds wacky ways to spend extra money from a refund. Message Board

Strangers With Candy [TV14] 1:30 AM - 3:30 AM User Rating: 6.0/10 (4650 votes) Jerri Blank, a 47-year-old ex-con, enrolls in high school. Based on the TV series. Photos |  Message Board

Forensic Files [TV14] 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM Message Board

Forensic Files [TV14] 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM Message Board

Forensic Files [TV14] "Seeds for Doubt" 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM A small community is devastated when a car accident claims the life of a well-respected nurse. Message Board

Forensic Files [TV14] "Up in Smoke" 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM Message Board

Forensic Files [TV14] "Fishing for the Truth" 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM A two-man shrimp boat sinks when a fast-moving, violent storm struck the Louisiana coast. Message Board

Forensic Files [TV14] "For Love or Money" 1:30 AM - 2:00 AM Message Board

Dirty Jobs [TVPG] "Worm Grunter"  (#5.22) 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Message Board

Dirty Jobs [TVPG] "Maple Syrup Maker"  (#5.23) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM The process of paint bulking; making maple syrup the old-fashioned way. Message Board

Ghost Lab [TVPG] "If Walls Could Talk"  (#1.13) 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM The team investigates the cause of residual hauntings in St. Louis and Alton, Ill. Message Board

Wizards of Waverly Place [TVG] "Justin's New Girlfriend"  (#2.21) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 6.8/10 (14 votes) Message Board

That's So Raven [TVG] "Driven to Insanity"  (#1.13) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 5.6/10 (12 votes) Raven disobeys her parents by going on a date with an older boy. Message Board

Life With Derek [TVG] "Futuritis"  (#4.18) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM Message Board

Cory in the House [TVG] "That's So in the House"  (#1.16) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 6.3/10 (7 votes) Cory and Raven Baxter work to redesign the White House tour-guide uniforms. Message Board

The Replacements [TVG] "The Spy Who Wasn't Riley"  (#3.1) 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM A motivational speaker; Todd wants to become a clown. Message Board

Kim Possible [TVG] "Kimitation Nation"  (#1.16) 1:30 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 5.3/10 (7 votes) Drakken creates an army of Kim clones. Message Board

College Football Champs Sports Bowl: Miami vs. Wisconsin 8:00 PM - 11:30 PM From Orlando, Fla.

SportsCenter 11:30 PM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.7/10 (652 votes) Sports news, scores, analysis and highlights. Message Board

SportsCenter 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 8.7/10 (652 votes) Sports news, scores, analysis and highlights. Message Board

Chelsea Lately [TV14] 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 9.0/10 (5 votes) Actress Mary McCormack. Message Board

E! News 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 4.6/10 (49 votes) Entertainment news. Message Board

Chelsea Lately [TV14] 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM Verne Troyer; round-table participants include Chris Hardwick, Ben Gleib and Heather McDonald. Message Board

Chelsea Lately Bloopers [TV14] 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM Funny bloopers and outtakes featuring host Chelsea Handler and her guests.

Keeping Up With the Kardashians [TV14] "Hot Cup of Love" 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 3.8/10 (12 votes) Khlo‚ needs professional help to deal with her anger issues toward Scott; Rob ends up in a hospital Photos |  Message Board

Keeping Up With the Kardashians [TV14] "Baby Blues" 1:30 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 3.8/10 (12 votes) Khlo‚ gets excited when she thinks she's pregnant; Kim's ``little white lies'' gets her in trouble. Photos |  Message Board

Good Eats "Olive Me"  (#9.21) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 8.4/10 (5 votes) Olives. Message Board

Unwrapped "Sugar and Spice" 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.2/10 (72 votes) Foods made of sugar and spice. Message Board

Private Chefs of Beverly Hills 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM A glimpse into the world of Big City Chefs, a private chef placement agency in Beverly Hills.

Chopped "Oh My Goshi, Umeboshi" 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM Slippery shockers and mistakes keep the judges stunned. Message Board

The O'Reilly Factor 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 3.3/10 (1722 votes) Host Bill O'Reilly interviews newsmakers. Message Board

Hannity 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Commentary and interviews about the day's news.

On the Record With Greta Van Susteren 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 3.1/10 (71 votes) Journalist and guests discuss current events. Message Board

28 Weeks Later [TV14] 10:00 PM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.1/10 (63438 votes) Six months after the original epidemic, a carrier of rage virus reinfects London. Photos |  Message Board

That '70s Show [TV14] "Spread Your Wings"  (#8.13) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 5.8/10 (41 votes) Donna wonders whether dating Randy is the right thing; Fez tries to impress the ladies. Message Board

That '70s Show [TV14] "Son & Daughter"  (#8.14) 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 6.8/10 (31 votes) Hyde's father asks him to housesit while he is out of town. Message Board

That '70s Show [TV14] "Keep Yourself Alive"  (#8.15) 1:30 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 6.5/10 (26 votes) On the way home from the county fair, Fez accidentally throws Kitty's wedding ring out the window. Message Board

A Grandpa for Christmas [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.3/10 (159 votes) An estranged grandfather is suddenly left in the care of his 9 year old granddaughter. Message Board

The Golden Girls [TVPG] "Ebb Tide"  (#5.11) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 6.4/10 (20 votes) Blanche and Virginia clash at their father's funeral. Message Board

The Golden Girls [TVPG] "Mary Has a Little Lamb"  (#5.13) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 6.0/10 (22 votes) The women shelter a pregnant teen. Message Board

The Golden Girls [TVPG] "Great Expectations"  (#5.14) 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 8.4/10 (18 votes) Frightened Blanche won't visit her hospitalized beau. Message Board

The Golden Girls [TVPG] "Triple Play"  (#5.15) 1:30 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 7.0/10 (21 votes) Rose meets her boyfriend's daughter. Message Board

Property Virgins [TVG] "A House-Hunting Couple Can't Agree on Neighborhoods" 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (58 votes) A couple who want to invest in their first home cannot agree on a neighborhood. Message Board

My First Place [TVG] "Down and Out in Denver" 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.1/10 (9 votes) Buying a condo in Denver. Message Board

House Hunters [TVG] "Minimizing in Marietta" 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.2/10 (129 votes) Georgia residents decide to downsize and move closer to Atlanta. Message Board

Bang for Your Buck [TVG] "$120,000 Master Suites"  (#1.7) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM Three $120,000 master suite renovations in Philadelphia are compared. Message Board

House Hunters [TVG] "A Denver Couple Looks for a Home With Character" 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 7.2/10 (129 votes) A married couple want to find a home with longevity and character. Message Board

House Hunters [TVG] "Goin' West" 1:30 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 7.2/10 (129 votes) A family with three children moves from Rhode Island to Oregon. Message Board

Life After People [TVPG] "The Road to Nowhere"  (#1.9) 11:00 PM - 12:01 AM The fate of cars, planes and roads; oil refineries turn into time bombs. Message Board

How the Earth Was Made [TVPG] "Sahara" 12:01 AM - 1:01 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (57 votes) Astonishing geological discoveries reveal that the Sahara Desert had a dramatically different past. Message Board

How the Earth Was Made [TVPG] "Yellowstone" 1:01 AM - 2:01 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (57 votes) Yellowstone National Park is one of the most-dangerous geological features on Earth. Message Board

Will & Grace [TV14] "Von Trapped"  (#8.10) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.6/10 (49 votes) Excited about an upcoming musical, Grace plans for Will and herself to attend in costume. Message Board

Will & Grace [TV14] "Bathroom Humor"  (#8.11) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.2/10 (38 votes) Will, Grace and Jack embarrass themselves at Karen's party. Message Board

Frasier [TVPG] "I'm Listening"  (#11.6) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 8.7/10 (46 votes) Frasier overhears his dad's new girlfriend make a date with another man. Message Board

Medium [TV14] "Suspicions and Certainties"  (#1.2) 12:30 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 6.9/10 (57 votes) Allison questions her powers when she suspects she has helped put the wrong man on death row. Message Board

Medium [TV14] "A Couple of Choices"  (#1.3) 1:30 AM - 2:30 AM User Rating: 7.7/10 (49 votes) Allison aids a man searching for the killer of his sister and brother-in-law. Message Board

The Rachel Maddow Show 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Politics, pop culture and today's top stories. Message Board

Hardball With Chris Matthews 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 5.2/10 (178 votes) Leaders and newsmakers debate political issues. Message Board

Countdown's 2009 Whack Job Jamboree 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM

Teen Mom [TVPG] "Moving On" 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Amber and Gary's arguing reaches a boiling point; Catelynn struggles to find a home. Message Board

Teen Mom [TVPG] "Fallout" 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Catelynn's family lashes out; Amber and Gary come to blows; Maci struggles for balance. Message Board

World's Strictest Parents 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM Zach and Karli move in with the McCormick family in Huxley, Iowa. Message Board

The Nanny [TVPG] "Personal Business"  (#1.8) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.3/10 (30 votes) A soap star will appear in Maxwell's play if Fran will date him. Message Board

The Nanny [TVPG] "The Nanny-in-Law"  (#1.9) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.1/10 (36 votes) Maxwell's childhood nanny dislikes Fran. Message Board

The Nanny [TVPG] "The Butler, the Husband, the Wife and Her Mother"  (#1.5) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (27 votes) Niles poses as Fran's husband to impress her rich cousins. Message Board

The Nanny [TVPG] "A Plot for Nanny"  (#1.10) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.1/10 (28 votes) Fran's mom buys her a cemetery plot to fix her up with the funeral director. Message Board

George Lopez [TVPG] "George Is Maid to Be Ruth-Less"  (#6.10) 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 6.5/10 (8 votes) George and Angie hire a maid (Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart. Message Board

George Lopez [TVPG] "Bringing Home the Bacon"  (#3.8) 1:30 AM - 2:00 AM Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party. Message Board

Scrubs "My Life in Four Cameras"  (#4.17) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 8.5/10 (215 votes) A patient who is a sitcom writer spurs J.D.'s imagination. Message Board

Scrubs "My Roommates"  (#4.18) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.7/10 (150 votes) Hoping to rekindle the romance in their relationship, Turk and Carla ask J.D. to move out. Message Board

South Park [TV14] "Cartman Joins NAMBLA"  (#4.5) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 9.0/10 (449 votes) Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling. Message Board

South Park [TV14] "Mecha Streisand"  (#1.12) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.0/10 (441 votes) A prehistoric monster threatens the world. Message Board

Star Trek: The Next Generation [TVPG] "The Ensigns of Command"  (#3.2) 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 7.4/10 (229 votes) Data tries to organize an evacuation of human colonists marked for death by aliens. Message Board

The Bad Girls Club [TV14] "Can't Buy Me Love"  (#4.4) 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Portia's home life takes its toll, and she snaps when Natalie goes too far. Message Board

The Tyra Show [TV14] 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Rapper Lil' Mama talks about her stage-crashing incident. Message Board

Flashdance [TV14] 1:00 AM - 3:00 AM User Rating: 5.6/10 (11576 votes) A Pittsburgh welder dances nights in a bar, dates her boss and dreams of going to ballet school. Photos |  Message Board

Outer Space Astronauts "One Year Ago" 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM The crew is plagued by equipment problems, oxygen depletion, radioactive teeth and mutiny. Message Board

Outer Space Astronauts "Vast Emptiness" 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM Ka'ak faces serious repercussions when he throws a party in a desolate area. Message Board

Scare Tactics [TV14] "Ghoul Bus 2" 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.1/10 (523 votes) A security guard encounters an abandoned school bus; chainsaw-wielding maniac. Message Board

Scare Tactics [TV14] "Halloween Mask" 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 7.1/10 (523 votes) Message Board

Highlander [TVPG] "The Fighter"  (#2.11) 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 6.3/10 (31 votes) When a rival courts trainer Tommy Sullivan's fighter, he turns up dead. Message Board

UFC 108 Countdown: Evans vs. Silva 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Rashad Evans and Thiago Silva prepare for their grudge match.

DEA [TV14] "The Six Million Dollar Heroin Bust"  (#2.1) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Busting up a stash house run by a ruthless multi-million-dollar heroin syndicate. Message Board

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation [TV14] "Shooting Stars"  (#6.4) 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 7.7/10 (108 votes) The team must determine whether members of a small cult committed suicide or were murdered. Message Board

Ferris Bueller's Day Off [TV14] 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.9/10 (74601 votes) A teen plays hooky in Chicago with friends. Message Board

Battleground [TVPG] 12:00 AM - 2:15 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (2286 votes) U.S. soldiers from all over fight in the Battle of the Bulge. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 1:30 AM

Universal Church 1:30 AM - 2:00 AM

The Little Couple [TVG] "To Build or Buy?" 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM Bill enlists Jen's mother to help push her toward buying a home. Message Board

The Little Couple [TVG] "On Track for Bill's Birthday" 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM Jen has a big surprise in store for Bill's 35th birthday. Message Board

One Big Happy Family [TVPG] Troubling News 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM A family in which the mother, father, daughter and son each weigh more than 300 pounds.

One Big Happy Family [TVPG] We Must Change 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM Tameka becomes determined to make changes by trying to get everyone to eat right and exercise.

The Little Couple: Just Married [TVPG] 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM Newlyweds who are both less than 4 feet tall embark on their new life together.

World's Best Fast Food Stops [TVG] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Unusual eating destinations.

Most Unique McDonald's [TVG] 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Not all McDonald's fast-food outlets are created equal.

Extreme Pig Outs [TVG] 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM Burgers so big it takes a basketball team to finish them; a pizza too big to deliver through a door.

Roseanne [TVG] "Millions From Heaven"  (#9.2) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.8/10 (20 votes) Lottery winners Dan and Roseanne are determined not to change. Message Board

Roseanne [TVG] "The Wedding"  (#8.23) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.7/10 (25 votes) Dan and Roseanne express their emotions on Darlene's wedding day. Message Board

Roseanne [TVG] "Heart & Soul"  (#8.24) 12:00 AM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 7.9/10 (20 votes) Unexpected events at the reception cause the newlyweds to postpone the honeymoon. Message Board

Roseanne [TVG] "Fights and Stuff"  (#8.25) 12:30 AM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.2/10 (20 votes) Fights about Dan's health threaten the Conners' marriage. Message Board

Roseanne [TVG] "Call Waiting"  (#9.1) 1:00 AM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 7.7/10 (21 votes) Roseanne fantasizes about life in '60s-'70s TV sitcoms. Message Board

Roseanne [TVG] "Millions From Heaven"  (#9.2) 1:30 AM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 7.8/10 (20 votes) Lottery winners Dan and Roseanne are determined not to change. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM

Noticiero Univision: Última Hora 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM Conductor: Enrique Gratas.

La Casa de la Risa 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Con Jo Jo Jorge Falcon, Liliana Arriaga, Nora Velazquez.

Torrente, un Torbellino de Pasiones 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM

100 Most Shocking Music Moments [TV14] "Hour 2" 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Startling moments in music; host Chris Jericho. Message Board

Sex: The Revolution "The Big Bang"  (#1.2) 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM Liberated sexuality in the 1960s. Message Board

Sex: The Revolution "Do Your Own Thing"  (#1.3) 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM The halcyon days of the sexual revolution in the 1970s. Message Board