| 12:00 AM | Friends - The One Where They're Up All Night: Rachel frets about an important package that did not get sent. |
| 12:30 AM | According to Jim - Bad Word: The girls use profanity they heard from Jim. |
| 1:00 AM | Family Guy - And the Wiener Is ...: Peter joins a gun club; wrathful children target Meg. |
| 1:30 AM | South Park - Spontaneous Combustion: Stan's dad must discover why South Park residents are exploding. |
| 2:00 AM | Scrubs - My Growing Pains: When J.D. stops participating in pranks, Turk starts a mission to bring him back to immaturity. |
| 2:30 AM | George Lopez - George Thinks Vic's Fiancee Is Lion About Being a Cheetah: George seeks help to expose Vic's cheating fiancee. |
| 3:00 AM | Star Trek: The Next Generation - Haven: Troi learns she is to be married. |
| 4:00 AM | Frasier - Taking Liberties: Frasier hires a butler (Victor Garber) who spoils everyone. |
| 4:30 AM | Local Programming |
| 9:00 AM | Maury: Guests take lie-detector tests to prove their fidelity. |
| 10:00 AM | Maury: Parents of dangerously obese children ask for help. |
| 11:00 AM | Jerry Springer: Woman sleeps with sister's fiance; woman gets revenge on husband's mistress. |
| 12:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show: Ex-fiances both take lie-detector tests to prove their fidelity. |
| 1:00 PM | Street Court: Judge Mazz holds court across America at the scenes of disputes. |
| 1:30 PM | Street Court: Judge Mazz holds court across America at the scenes of disputes. |
| 2:00 PM | Judge Mathis: A woman sues her ex-girlfriend for medical bills, car damages and pain and suffering. |
| 3:00 PM | The Tyra Show: Tyra helps singer Patti LaBelle find a new chef; author Lisa Lillien (``Hungry Girl''). |
| 4:00 PM | The Tyra Show: Bow Wow performs; secrets from ``America's Next Top Model''; YouTube stars. |
| 5:00 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? |
| 5:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? - WWE Week |
| 6:00 PM | Inside Edition: Primary stories and alternative news. |
| 6:30 PM | Local Programming |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - Just Like Buffalo: Charlie tries to get Judith to let Jake continue to spend weekends at his place. |
| 7:30 PM | Family Guy - Perfect Castaway: Choppy waters leave the guys stranded on a desert island during a fishing trip. |
| 8:00 PM | Smallville - Metallo: After being hit by a truck, John Corben wakes up with a Kryptonite heart and superhuman strength. |
| 9:00 PM | Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer: Grandmother goes missing on Christmas Eve. |
| 10:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - Castrating Sheep in Montana: Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue). |
| 11:30 PM | Friends - The One With Phoebe's Wedding: Blizzard disrupts Phoebe and Mike's wedding. |