All's Faire in Love (2009)

User Rating:

6.5/10   

Director:

Scott Marshall

Writers:

R.A. White (writer)
Jeffrey Ray Wine (writer)

Genre:

Comedy

Plot:

Two rival Medieval shows vie for supremacy in the world of Renaissance Faires. |

Cast

Christina Ricci	...	Kate
Owen Benjamin	...	Will
Ann-Margret	...	Mrs. Banks
Matthew Lillard	...	Crocket
Cedric the Entertainer	...	Professor Shockworthy
Louise Griffiths	...	Jo
Sandra Taylor	...	Princess Jeanette
Martin Klebba	...	Count Le Petite
Dave Sheridan	...	Jester Roy / Horny
Chris Wylde	...	Rank
Bill Engvall	...	Mr. Mendelson
Tony Stef'Ano	...	Bubble Butt
Nadine Velazquez	...	Mathilda
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Jonathan Alderman	...	Cotton
Dennis Budziszewski	...	Civilian in audience
Samantha Chase	...	Emily
Mike Dusi	...	Ticket Scalper
Anna Dutcher	...	Cheerleader 1
Jason Echols	...	Wheels
Kate Elizabeth Hopkins	...	Joust Anouncer - Mistress of the Lists
Candace M. Laferle	...	Renaissance Guest
Steve Loria	...	Jamon
Brad Leo Lyon	...	Football Coach
Peter Ransom	...	General Tso
Karl Troll	...	Queen's Guard
Sarana VerLin	...	Renaissance Fiddler
Jason Waugh	...	Biker Dad

Also Known As:

Ye Olde Times (USA) (working title)

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Filming Locations:

Flint, Michigan, USA

Company:

Duke of York

huge disappointment...

I have loved Christina Ricci since Addams Family and I feel like I've grown up with her. I don't understand why she did this movie! I saw it here at a festival in L.A. at a free screening and it was soooo disappointing. She looks great -- she's super skinny. But the dresses they had her in were bad. Those RenFaire dresses can be so hot looking, but she looked uncomfortable! How can they make a beautiful girl like her look plain? Anyway, that would be fine if the movie were good, which it is not. I only laughed like twice, and it's supposed to be a comedy. No one else was laughing either. I've been to RenFaire a couple of times, and it was silly, but it was fun -- this movie was not fun.

There's this character who has a unicorn puppet named "Horny", get it??? Cuz he has a horn?? Yeah, that's how stupid this movie was. And the kept giving that character more and more lines. So annoying.

And the guy she's supposed to fall in love with is (a) not funny and (b) not cute. You can fall for a guy who's not cute if he's funny, but this guy wasn't either. So the audience just did not believe they would end up together. He's more like a guy you would go out with out of pity, you know? Which is fine in a movie, but not as the romantic lead! Sorry to be negative, but I'm just upset at how bad this movie was. Even though we didn't pay to see it, I'm still mad. I hope Christina Ricci got paid a lot, at least!