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Overview

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2.5/10   3,531 votes
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Release Date:
22 February 2008 (USA) more
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Protecting America's assets.
Plot:
The story centers on a small-town sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping and rushes to rescue a woman... more | add synopsis
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Awards:
4 nominations more
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(27 articles)
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
 (From Scorecard Review. 18 December 2009, 6:00 AM, PST)

Rotten Tomatoes' Worst Movies of the Decade
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pathetic!!!!! more (14 total)
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Cast

  (Cast overview, first billed only)
Larry The Cable Guy ... Deputy Larry Stalder
Richard Bull ... Sheriff Smoot
J. David Moeller ... Elmer
Will Clinger ... Bo
Omar Dykes ... Gus (as Omar Kent Dykes)
Reno Collier ... Tater

Jenny McCarthy ... Connie
Yaphet Kotto ... Alonzo Mosely

Ivana Milicevic ... Madeleine
Dan Waller ... Agent Orange / MIB #1

Rick Le Fevour ... MIB #2
Joseph Luis Caballero ... MIB #3 (as Joe Caballero)
Sean Bridgers ... Norm

Gerry Bednob ... Omar
Claudia Michelle Wallace ... TSA Woman
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MPAA:
Rated PG-13 for crude and sex-related humor.
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USA:97 min
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1.85 : 1 more
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Trivia:
Yaphet Kotto who plays agent Alonzo Mosely also played agent Alonzo Mosely in the Robert De Niro film Midnight Run (1988). more
Goofs:
Continuity: When Madeline is in the truck at the pig farm, her sunglasses disappear and reappear several times as the camera shifts from side to front view. You can notice them slipping off her head when she tries to let down the trucks passenger visor. more
Quotes:
Larry: I'm gonna shove that BlackBerry up where it's gonna be a BrownBerry. more
Movie Connections:
References Midnight Run (1988) more

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10 out of 20 people found the following comment useful.
pathetic!!!!!, 9 July 2008
1/10
Author: from United States

this guy is a piece of trash just like what he appears in the movies ..... no sense of humor at all... people should be throwing rotten eggs n stuff at him where ever he goes...... please don't waste your valuable time you spare for entertaining yourself watching this piece of crap this guy need to realize hes not for Hollywood.. he should probably go back to his garbage dumpster where he came from ..i cant believe some people rated it any better then 1...it was awful...i am amazed at the level of insanity people mite have around him to tolerate laugh at his pathetic jokes... i just hope he never plans of making a movie again

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All in all, not funny, pretty much awful. iannai-577-64026
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But it WAS funny! Spoilers kinofan1
Walked out. willpower101
Lionsgate sued for using Yaphet Kotto's Midnight Run character in this jrryr8
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