[
Mod is choosing flats based on the women that he'd be sharing with]
DC Davies:
You can't base your selection on looks.
Mod:
Why not? It's no more arbitrary than choosing any other way. It's Darwinian. It's evolution. It's survival of the fittest.
DC Davies:
I don't think Darwin intended "fittest" to mean "good-looking".
Tanya:
You a friend of the family?
DC Davies:
Detective Constable Davies, but everyone calls me Dangerous.
Tanya:
Why?
DC Davies:
Basically, they're taking the piss.
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