Steven Hyde:
This just in: Your weirdo boyfriend sleeps in the nude.
Donna Pinciotti:
Yeah? So? I do too.
Michael Kelso:
Oh yeah!
Fez:
Oh, I can see it now. And it is glorious!
[
looks around nervously]
Fez:
Excuse me.
[
he runs out]
Fez:
Guys, Nina agreed to let me meet her parents. And to seem completely normal, I've come up with the perfect opening line for Nina's mother: "Hello Mrs. Bartel, I can see where Nina gets her lovely ass."
Michael Kelso:
I have a question. If Hyde was in Hyde's bed and Jackie was in Hyde's bed, what exactly was going on in said bed?
Steven Hyde:
Nothing. She needed a place to sleep.
Michael Kelso:
Needed a place to sleep! Well, a bed is an interesting choice now, wouldn't you say?
[
Jackie's mum has left home]
Kitty Forman:
Honey, do you have any idea where she might be?
Jackie Burkhart:
Well, the last postcard I got had a picture of some guy with a bone through his nose. What is that, like, Tennessee?
[
Kitty and Red think there's a burglar in their house]
Kitty Forman:
What if the burglar has Steven?
Reginald "Red" Forman:
Well, then we'll try to talk him into taking Eric, too.
[
about Jackie]
Eric Forman:
Donna, you have to let her stay with you. Come on, she's your best friend.
Donna Pinciotti:
She's not my best friend.
Eric Forman:
Well, then who's your best friend?
[
Donna thinks it over]
Donna Pinciotti:
Oh crap. How the hell did that happen?
Reginald "Red" Forman:
Kitty, every time we have an empty room, you want to fill it up with a stray child.
Kitty Forman:
What kind of burglar robs people on a weeknight? Doesn't he have a job to go to in the morning?
Kitty Forman:
What if it's a burglar?
Reginald "Red" Forman:
What would a burglar want to steal from us?
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