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Memorable quotes for
"That '70s Show"
Bring It on Home (2003)


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Steven Hyde: This just in: Your weirdo boyfriend sleeps in the nude.
Donna Pinciotti: Yeah? So? I do too.
Michael Kelso: Oh yeah!
Fez: Oh, I can see it now. And it is glorious!
[looks around nervously]
Fez: Excuse me.
[he runs out]

Fez: Guys, Nina agreed to let me meet her parents. And to seem completely normal, I've come up with the perfect opening line for Nina's mother: "Hello Mrs. Bartel, I can see where Nina gets her lovely ass."

Michael Kelso: I have a question. If Hyde was in Hyde's bed and Jackie was in Hyde's bed, what exactly was going on in said bed?
Steven Hyde: Nothing. She needed a place to sleep.
Michael Kelso: Needed a place to sleep! Well, a bed is an interesting choice now, wouldn't you say?

[Jackie's mum has left home]
Kitty Forman: Honey, do you have any idea where she might be?
Jackie Burkhart: Well, the last postcard I got had a picture of some guy with a bone through his nose. What is that, like, Tennessee?

[Kitty and Red think there's a burglar in their house]
Kitty Forman: What if the burglar has Steven?
Reginald "Red" Forman: Well, then we'll try to talk him into taking Eric, too.

[about Jackie]
Eric Forman: Donna, you have to let her stay with you. Come on, she's your best friend.
Donna Pinciotti: She's not my best friend.
Eric Forman: Well, then who's your best friend?
[Donna thinks it over]
Donna Pinciotti: Oh crap. How the hell did that happen?

Reginald "Red" Forman: Kitty, every time we have an empty room, you want to fill it up with a stray child.

Kitty Forman: What kind of burglar robs people on a weeknight? Doesn't he have a job to go to in the morning?

Kitty Forman: What if it's a burglar?
Reginald "Red" Forman: What would a burglar want to steal from us?

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