Monica:
Fine! Judge all you want to but,
[
points to Ross]
Monica:
married a lesbian,
[
points to Rachel]
Monica:
left a man at the altar,
[
points to Phoebe]
Monica:
fell in love with a gay ice dancer,
[
points to Joey]
Monica:
threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire,
[
points to the box Chandler's in]
Monica:
live in a box!
Ross:
Hey, Mon, if everything works out between you and Richard's son, you will be able to tell your kids, that you slept with their grandfather.
Chandler Bing:
The meaning of the box is threefold. One, it gives me the time to think about what I did. Two, it proves how much I care about my friendship with Joey. And three... it hurts!
Rachel Greene:
It's sick.
Monica:
Why is it sick?
Rachel Greene:
Because he's Richard's son, Monica. It's like inviting a greek tragedy over for dinner.
Joey Tribbiani:
Hey, Gunther, have you, uh, have you seen Chandler?
Gunther:
[
looking confused] I thought you were Chandler.
Gunther:
[
both look confused] But uhm, one of you is over there ...
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