Alfred Pennyworth: [to Dracula, aiming the vaccine] Bite this.
Bruce Wayne: I'm only doing this to save you.
The Joker: [Starved of blood] Then FEED ME!
[Spies a cockroach, and speedily gobbles it up]
The Joker: Got ketchup?
Alfred Pennyworth: [about Dracula's withered head] I'll be sweeping that into the dust pan, sir.
Oswald Cobblepot: [Nervously watching Dracula drain the Joker of blood at dusk] Breakfast in bed... fresh-squeezed.
Oswald Cobblepot: [to Dracula, regarding Vicky Vale] Oh, the girl... you HAVE been the grave for a while, haven't you, master?
[Eyes her neck]
Oswald Cobblepot: Nice jugulars!
The Joker: [to Batman, after being bitten by Dracula] You're the second batman I've met tonight, and you're both a pain in the neck.
The Penguin: [getting arrested] It was vampires, I tell ya! Vampires! With big honkin' fangs!
The Joker: Joker's back from the grave!
The Penguin: Yeah, a lot of that going around.
The Joker: Batsy, you complete me.
Dracula: Go ahead and run! You cannot escape me, Batman! I am evil incarnate! I am the Prince of...
[He floats up and sees Batman standing in front of the sunlight machine]
Dracula: ...Darkness?
Batman: Rise and shine.
[triggers the machine, and blasts Dracula with artificial sunlight]

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