1. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- Highlights from The Colbert Report's coverage from the week of November 9, 2009.

    Recap: Week of Nov 9, 2009

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  2. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- Stephen is going to buy more delicious mayonnaise with the money from Miracle Whip's advertising.

    Miracle Whip Buys Ad Space

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  3. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- In punditry, like in "Highlander," there can be only one Lou Dobbs, so Stephen claims his audience after he quits CNN

    Stephen Claims Lou Dobbs' Audience

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  4. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- If we want to save the U.S. dollar, we should peg it to America's most precious metal of all: lead.

    The Word - the Money Shot

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  5. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- Stephen discusses the national ammunition shortage and talks to Woody Harrelson about his new movie.

    Intro: Nov 13, 2009

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  6. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- Woody Harrelson shows his support for the troops by allowing Stephen to shave his head.

    Woody Harrelson

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  7. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- Stephen shaves Woody Harrelson's head while they both sing "The Star-Spangled Banner."

    Sign Off - Stephen Shaves Woody's Head

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  8. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- A cricket coach encourages his players to have sex before matches, and Stephen starts his Canadian "Don't Be an Ice-Hole" letter-writing campaign.

    Sport Report - Cricket Scandal & Letter-Writing Campaign

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  9. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- Actor Woody Harrelson stops by the Colbert Report to talk to Stephen about his new movie “The Messenger.”

    Thu, Nov 12, 2009

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  10. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- "Sesame Street" celebrates its 40th birthday, a major newspaper goes glossy, and Christopher Caldwell talks about immigration in Europe.

    Intro: Nov 11, 2009

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  11. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- Despite collecting the highest salary on Wall Street, Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein never forgets he's a blue-collar guy doing God's work.

    Goldman Sachs Does God's Work

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  12. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- America's most insidious socialist brainwashing program, "Sesame Street," celebrates its 40th anniversary and introduces Pox News.

    Grover the Hill

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  13. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- The show went well except for the violent fistfight Stephen had with Christopher Caldwell that had to be edited out.

    Sign Off - Stephen's Fight With Christopher Caldwell

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  14. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- The San Francisco Chronicle prints on glossy paper, and the 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals rules in favor of George Clinton.

    Tip/Wag - San Francisco Chronicle & George Clinton

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  15. "The Colbert Report" (2005): Season 2: Episode 32 -- Christopher Caldwell says unassimilated Muslim immigrants have disrupted European relations between ethnic groups and the sexes.

    Christopher Caldwell

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    Season 2 : Episode 32
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  16. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- Author Christopher Caldwell stops by the show to tell Stephen all about his new book "Reflections on the Revolution in Europe."

    Wed, Nov 11, 2009

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  17. "The Colbert Report" (2005): Season 4: Episode 55 -- Maria Shriver feeds Stephen Lovin' Scoopful, her new ice cream that benefits Special Olympics.

    Maria Shriver

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    Season 4 : Episode 55
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  18. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- The Iranian revolution celebrates 30 years, and Stephen assumes Maria Shriver's new charity is California.

    Intro: Nov 11, 2009

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  19. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- You can't take it with you, but you can lick it so no one else takes it when you're gone.

    Sign Off - You Cant Take It With You

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  20. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- Just because Barney Frank authored a bill to legalize medical marijuana doesn't mean he could recognize a pot plant.

    Barney Frank Is Not a Great Outdoorsman

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  21. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- Karim Sadjadpour describes a math superstar's unprecedented act of challenging Iran's supreme leader, Ayatollah Khomeini.

    Iraniversary - Karim Sadjadpour

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  22. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- An officer uses a Minnesota man as human jumper cables, and the Taser XREP lets you tase people from the comfort of your clock tower.

    Current Events - Latest Police Tasings & Taser XREP

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  23. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- Spokesperson of the Special Olympics and the First Lady of California, Maria Shriver joins Stephen on the Report.

    Tue, Nov 10, 2009

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    21:42
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  24. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- The House passes a health care bill late Saturday night, and Stephen ignores Thomas Campbell's suggested donation request.

    Intro: Nov 9, 2009

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  25. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- Thomas Campbell explains to Stephen why people come to see art at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

    Thomas Campbell

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  26. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- That's it for the show everybody, goodnight.

    Sign Off - Goodnight

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  27. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- The House Democrats pass health care reform while Republicans are at home watching Wanda Sykes' new show.

    Trouble Coverage

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  28. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- Thanks to the Colbert Nation, the U.S. Speedskating team wins the gold at the World Cup.

    US Speedskating Team Takes Gold

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  29. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- Congressman Mike Castle doesn't believe Delaware should allow people to marry chickens.

    Better Know a District - Delaware's Mike Castle

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  30. "The Colbert Report" (2005): : -- Tom Campbell, the Director of the Metropolitan Museum of Art stops by the Report to check in with Stephen.

    Mon, Nov 9, 2009

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    21:42
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