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22 April 2005 (USA) more
Big Man. Big Plan. Big Mistake. more
Hoping to foil his own gold-digging wife's plan, a loathsome businessman arranges his own kidnapping, only to realize that there are plenty of other people interested in his wealth as well. full summary | add synopsis
Banderas 'Wins' Worst Film Award
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| Anthony Anderson | ... | Malcolm King | |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Corey | |
| Kellita Smith | ... | Renee King | |
| Nicole Ari Parker | ... | Angela Drake (as Nicole Parker) | |
| Regina Hall | ... | Peaches Clarke | |
| Loretta Devine | ... | Miss Gladys | |
| Donald Faison | ... | Andre | |
| Leila Arcieri | ... | Kim Baker | |
| Charles Q. Murphy | ... | Herb Clarke (as Charlie Murphy) | |
| Brooke D'Orsay | ... | Brooke Mayo | |
| Jackie Burroughs | ... | Grandma | |
| Lisa Marcos | ... | Raven | |
| Roger R. Cross | ... | Byron (as Roger Cross) | |
| Millie Tresierra | ... | Woman | |
| Rob Smith | ... | David | |
| Brenda Crichlow | ... | Anita | |
| Carrie Colak | ... | Lori | |
| Lila Yee | ... | Miss Ho | |
| Nicolas Wright | ... | Timmy | |
| Kwasi Songui | ... | Ronald | |
| Mutsumi Takahashi | ... | Chicago Newscaster | |
| Lawrence Dane | ... | Officer Holland | |
| Glenn Bang | ... | Peking Palace Employee | |
| Martin Thibaudeau | ... | Handsome Cop | |
| Jennifer Seguin | ... | Happy Snack Customer | |
| Randy Thomas | ... | Cop #1 | |
| Larry Day | ... | Cop #2 | |
| Luis Oliva | ... | Pablo | |
| Terry Simpson | ... | Desk Sergeant | |
| Robert Higden | ... | Boyfriend | |
| Deepak Massand | ... | Karaoke Ninja Singer | |
| Ralph Francois | ... | Onlooker | |
| Roberto Blizzard | ... | Onlooker | |
| Sean Spender | ... | Boneagra Cop | |
| Freddy Bessa | ... | Boneagra Cop | |
| Nicole Jones | ... | Malcolm's Beauty | |
| Karina Shalaby | ... | Malcolm's Beauty | |
| Julie Applebee | ... | Malcolm's Beauty | |
| Jonathan Krespil | ... | Valet with Andre | |
| Dave Fennoy | ... | Radio D.J. (voice) | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Christian Potenza | ... | Officer Holland | |
| Danny Wright | ... | VO Trailer | |
| Jennifer Byrd | ... | Intern #1 (uncredited) | |
| Christopher Dyson | ... | USA Today Reporter (uncredited) | |
| Ilona Elkin | ... | Rachel (uncredited) | |
| Ingrid Hart | ... | Sheila (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Jeffrey W. Byrd | |||
Writing credits(WGA) | ||
| Wayne Conley | (written by) | |
Produced by | |||
| Jeremy Barber | .... | executive producer | |
| David Brewington | .... | executive producer (as J. David Brewington Jr.) | |
| Mike Drake | .... | executive producer | |
| Toby Emmerich | .... | executive producer | |
| Matt Moore | .... | executive producer | |
| Luke Ryan | .... | associate producer | |
| Darryl Taja | .... | producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Marcus Miller | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Robert McLachlan | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| Jeffrey Cooper | |||
Casting by | |||
| Twinkie Byrd | |||
| Andrea Kenyon | |||
| Canille Webb | |||
| Randi Wells | |||
Production Design by | |||
| Kalina Ivanov | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Jean Kazemirchuk | |||
Set Decoration by | |||
| Paul Hotte | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Rita McGee | |||
| Rita McGhee | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Robert Allicock | .... | additional hair stylist | |
| Virginie Boudreau | .... | additional assistant makeup artist (as Virginie Bourdeau) | |
| Diane Geraldine Courchesne | .... | additional hair stylist assistant (as Géraldine Courchesne) | |
| Jean-Jacques Dion | .... | hair stylist | |
| Réjean Forget | .... | key hair stylist | |
| Nathalie Garon | .... | additional hair stylist assistant | |
| Emilie Gauthier | .... | makeup artist (as Émilie Gauthier) | |
| Christophe Giraud | .... | additional assistant makeup artist | |
| Tahira Herold | .... | additional makeup artist | |
| Martin Lapointe | .... | additional hair stylist | |
| Felicia Leatherwood | .... | hair stylist: Mr. Anderson | |
| Colleen Quinton | .... | key makeup artist | |
Production Management | |||
| Ronald Gilbert | .... | unit production manager | |
| Jay Vinitsky | .... | post-production supervisor | |
Art Department | |||
| Rejean Brochu | .... | construction supervisor | |
| Katia Kim Depatie | .... | props | |
| Vincent Gingras-Liberali | .... | set designer | |
| Michele Laliberte | .... | assistant art director | |
| Doris Simard | .... | art department coordinator | |
| Alex Touikan | .... | graphic designer | |
| Jose Fernando Varela | .... | assistant decorator | |
Sound Department | |||
| Jeremy Balko | .... | foley editor | |
| Jeremy Balko | .... | foley mixer | |
| Maxime Ferland | .... | boom operator | |
| Alan Freedman | .... | adr mixer | |
| Matthew McKenzie | .... | adr recordist | |
| Jonathan Miller | .... | supervising sound editor | |
| Vic Radulich | .... | dialogue editor | |
| Shelley Roden | .... | foley artist | |
| Patrick Rousseau | .... | production sound mixer | |
| Jonathan Wales | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
Special Effects by | |||
| Louis Craig | .... | special effects director | |
| Mario Dumont | .... | special effects floor supervisor | |
Stunts | |||
| Roy T. Anderson | .... | stunt coordinator | |
| Lisa Marie Blair | .... | stunt performer | |
| Tyler Hall | .... | stunt driver | |
| Mic Jones | .... | stunt performer | |
| Kevin Kelsall | .... | stunt performer | |
| Gilbert Larose Jr. | .... | stunt double | |
| Karine Lemieux | .... | stunt double | |
| Darren Marsman | .... | stunt driver | |
| Minor Mustain | .... | stunt performer | |
| David Rigby | .... | stunt double | |
| Sharlene Royer | .... | stunt double | |
| Kym Washington | .... | stunt double | |
| Kym Washington | .... | stunt driver | |
Casting Department | |||
| Shawn Roberts | .... | casting assistant | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Nicole Felts | .... | costumer | |
| Azmin Jaffer | .... | key dresser | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Darren Block | .... | assistant editor | |
| Cynthia Conel | .... | assistant editor | |
| Michael Hatzer | .... | color timer | |
| Peter G. Smith | .... | assistant editor | |
| Mike Stanwick | .... | color timer | |
| Eric Wilson | .... | post-production assistant | |
Music Department | |||
| Michele Aristy | .... | score assistant | |
| Bob Bowen | .... | music executive | |
| Robb Boyd | .... | music editor | |
| Robin Joseph | .... | music clearances | |
| Gretchen O'Neal | .... | music production supervisor | |
| Ralph Sall | .... | soundtrack album producer | |
| Melodee Sutton | .... | music supervisor | |
Transportation Department | |||
| Alexandre Juaneda | .... | transportation captain | |
| Steve Leblanc | .... | transportation department | |
Untitled Anthony Anderson Project (USA) (working title)
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Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual humor and language.
95 min
1.85 : 1 more
Dolby Digital | DTS | SDDS
Argentina:13 | Singapore:PG | UK:12 | USA:PG-13 (certificate #41556) | Iceland:12 | Netherlands:6 | Australia:M
Factual errors: Corey is seen shooting an impact nail gun without a required air compressor, puncturing the rear tire on the kidnap van when he steals King from the previous kidnapping. more
Miss Gladys:
Did you guys follow up with the leads I gave you?
Officer Holland:
Yes, we did.
Miss Gladys:
And?
Officer Holland:
Look, laddy we just about had it with you. Go home and if something comes up we will let you know. This case is all about official police business we don't need you...
Miss Gladys:
[interrupts] I don't give a damn about official police business! Malcolm King is my business. I'm going to leave now, not because you told me to because if I don't leave now I'll never get my numbers in. But I'll be back and until you find him I'm gonna stay on you all! Like white girls on NBA players.
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actually would rate this movie a minus 10. i saw it on HBO and walked out. the stars of this movie are usually very good, but none of them could save this utter bomb. 'nuff said.
and now after having said all that was necessary, IMDb says i need 10 lines of commentary.... who are they kidding? the damn movie doesn't warrant 10 lines and IMDb should know that. their own review only lasts two and a half lines.
anyway. the "best, best" part of the movie is the very end and the credits. no one should waste time or money buying or renting this dud, much less watching it. i've actually seen grown men regurgitate a complete meal over this. save yourselves.