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Episodes Rated by IMDb User Votes

Rated Episodes

# Episode User
Rating		 User
Votes

1.12  Camel Filters and Pheremones 8.3 252
1.1  Pilot 8.2 168
2.1  Back Off Mary Poppins 7.5 165
5.17  Fish in a Drawer 8.1 139
1.18  An Old Flame with a New Wick 7.6 130
3.6  Hi, Mr. Horned One 8.1 130
1.2  Big Flappy Bastards 7.6 122
1.4  If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap 7.7 120
2.23  Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 8.0 118
1.3  Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 7.3 117
1.10  Merry Thanksgiving 7.7 115
1.7  If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake 7.9 114
1.5  The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump 7.6 112
1.19  I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 7.6 112
4.6  Apologies for the Frivolity 7.9 105
1.15  Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick 7.3 104
1.6  Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 7.2 103
1.21  No Sniffing, No Wowing 7.7 103
6.1  Taterhead Is Our Love Child 8.1 103
4.23  Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin 7.8 101
1.9  Phase One, Complete 7.5 100
3.7  Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 8.0 100
3.20  Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 7.5 100
4.15  My Damn Stalker 7.7 100
7.1  818-jklpuzo 8.4 100
4.11  Walnuts and Demerol 8.0 98
4.24  Prostitutes and Gelato 8.0 98
1.11  Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 7.1 97
4.19  Smooth as a Ken Doll 7.7 97
1.16  That Was Saliva, Alan 7.5 96
2.11  Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 7.5 96
1.8  Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful 7.4 95
1.23  Just Like Buffalo 7.8 95
4.2  Who's Vod Kanockers 7.4 95
4.20  Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot 7.5 95
2.18  It Was Mame, Mom 7.3 94
4.1  Working for Caligula 7.2 94
5.8  Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 8.0 94
4.5  A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 7.2 93
1.14  I Can't Afford Hyenas 7.3 92
2.17  Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam! 7.8 92
3.11  Santa's Village of the Damned 7.8 92
5.18  If My Hole Could Talk 7.1 92
2.12  A Lung Full of Alan 7.7 91
1.13  Sarah Like Puny Alan 7.4 90
2.5  Bad News from the Clinic 7.4 90
2.24  Does This Smell Funny to You 7.8 90
4.16  Young People Have Phlegm Too 7.4 90
1.20  Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 7.0 89
1.22  My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 7.4 89
2.2  Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 7.3 89
2.3  A Bag Full of Jawea 7.7 89
2.9  Yes, Monsignor 7.5 89
3.8  That Voodoo That I Do Do 7.8 89
3.16  Ergo, the Booty Call 7.9 89
3.24  That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 7.7 89
1.24  Can You Feel My Finger 7.7 88
4.18  It Never Rains in Hooterville 7.4 88
4.3  The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress 7.2 87
2.10  The Salmon Under My Sweater 7.9 86
5.10  Kinda Like Necrophilia 7.8 86
1.17  Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats 7.5 85
3.9  Madame and Her Special Friend 7.7 85
4.13  Don't Worry, Speed Racer 7.4 85
3.14  Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 7.8 84
4.9  Corey's Been Dead for an Hour 7.2 84
4.4  A Pot Smoking Monkey 7.1 83
4.10  Kissing Abraham Lincoln 7.4 83
5.14  Winky-Dink Time 7.5 83
4.7  Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 7.6 82
4.14  That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 7.3 82
4.17  I Merely Slept with a Commie 7.5 82
5.1  Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 7.5 82
6.24  Baseball Was Better with Steroids 8.1 82
2.7  A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 7.1 81
3.19  Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 7.3 81
3.21  And the Plot Moistens 7.3 81
3.12  That Special Tug 7.9 80
5.16  Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 7.9 80
2.4  Go Get Mommy's Bra 7.4 79
3.23  Arguments for the Quickie 7.1 79
6.19  The Two Finger Rule 8.7 79
2.20  I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 7.3 78
2.21  A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 7.4 78
4.8  Release the Dogs 7.3 78
4.21  Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous 7.4 78
2.6  The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 7.5 77
5.2  Media Room Slash Dungeon 7.2 77
2.13  Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow 7.8 76
3.2  Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 7.5 76
4.12  Castrating Sheep in Montana 7.1 76
5.11  Meander to Your Dander 7.6 76
2.8  Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 7.6 75
2.16  Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? 7.6 75
3.13  Humiliation Is a Visual Medium 7.4 75
6.4  The Flavin' and the Mavin' 7.4 75
2.19  A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise 7.3 74
4.22  Mr. McGlue's Feedbag 7.3 74
5.6  Help Daddy Find His Toenail 7.5 74
5.15  Rough Night in Hump Junction 7.7 74
6.3  Damn You, Eggs Benedict 7.9 74
3.3  Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 7.5 73
3.4  Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 7.4 73
5.13  The Soil is Moist 7.7 73
6.9  The Mooch at the Boo 8.3 73
3.15  My Tongue Is Meat 7.5 72
5.9  Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids 7.6 72
6.12  Thank God for Scoliosis 7.6 72
2.22  That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 7.3 71
3.1  Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 7.3 71
5.12  A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 7.8 71
3.17  The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer 7.4 70
3.18  The Spit-Covered Cobbler 7.3 70
5.3  Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 7.4 70
3.5  We Called It Mr. Pinky 7.5 69
3.22  Just Once with Aunt Sophie 7.2 69
6.2  Pie Hole, Herb 7.7 69
6.5  A Jock Strap in Hell 7.2 69
1.0  Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot 8.2 68
2.14  Those Big Pink Things with Coconut 7.4 68
2.15  Smell the Umbrella Stand 7.4 68
5.7  The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room 7.3 68
3.10  Something Salted and Twisted 7.3 66
5.4  City of Great Racks 7.7 66
6.11  The Devil's Lube 7.5 66
5.5  Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 7.5 65
5.19  Waiting for the Right Snapper 7.7 65
6.21  Above Exalted Cyclops 8.2 62
6.16  She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime 8.0 60
6.6  It's Always Nazi Week 7.7 58
6.14  David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie 7.9 58
6.20  Hello, I am Alan Cousteau 8.1 56
7.3  Mmm, Fish. Yum. 7.4 56
-  Jake Comes of Age 7.5 56
6.18  My Son's Enormous Head 7.6 55
7.2  Whipped Unto the Third Generation 7.5 54
6.23  Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth 7.7 53
6.22  Sir Lancelot's Litter Box 7.5 51
6.7  Best H.O. Money Can Buy 7.8 50
6.10  He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited 7.5 50
6.13  I Think You Offended Don 7.3 50
7.4  Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 7.5 49
7.5  For the Sake of the Child 6.9 49
6.15  I'd Like to Start with the Cat 8.0 44
6.8  Pinocchio's Mouth 7.6 43
7.6  Give Me Your Thumb 7.3 41
6.17  The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? 7.6 39
7.7  Untainted by Filth 7.2 30

Unrated Episodes

# Episode
7.8  The Moustache Attachment
7.9  Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair