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Episodes Rated by IMDb User Votes

Rated Episodes

# Episode User
Rating		 User
Votes

1.12  Camel Filters and Pheremones 8.3 255
1.1  Pilot 8.2 169
2.1  Back Off Mary Poppins 7.6 168
5.17  Fish in a Drawer 8.1 142
1.18  An Old Flame with a New Wick 7.6 132
3.6  Hi, Mr. Horned One 8.2 131
1.2  Big Flappy Bastards 7.6 125
1.4  If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap 7.7 121
1.3  Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 7.3 118
2.23  Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 8.0 118
1.7  If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake 7.9 117
1.10  Merry Thanksgiving 7.7 117
1.5  The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump 7.6 114
1.19  I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 7.6 112
6.1  Taterhead Is Our Love Child 8.1 106
1.6  Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 7.2 105
1.15  Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick 7.3 105
4.6  Apologies for the Frivolity 7.9 105
1.21  No Sniffing, No Wowing 7.7 103
1.9  Phase One, Complete 7.5 102
7.1  818-jklpuzo 8.4 102
3.7  Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 7.9 101
3.20  Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 7.5 101
4.23  Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin 7.8 101
4.15  My Damn Stalker 7.7 100
1.11  Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 7.1 99
4.11  Walnuts and Demerol 8.0 98
4.19  Smooth as a Ken Doll 7.7 98
4.24  Prostitutes and Gelato 8.0 98
1.8  Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful 7.4 97
1.14  I Can't Afford Hyenas 7.4 97
1.16  That Was Saliva, Alan 7.4 97
2.11  Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 7.5 96
4.2  Who's Vod Kanockers 7.4 96
4.20  Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot 7.5 96
5.8  Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 8.0 96
1.23  Just Like Buffalo 7.8 95
2.18  It Was Mame, Mom 7.3 95
4.1  Working for Caligula 7.2 94
1.13  Sarah Like Puny Alan 7.4 93
4.5  A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 7.2 93
5.18  If My Hole Could Talk 7.1 93
2.17  Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam! 7.8 92
3.11  Santa's Village of the Damned 7.8 92
2.12  A Lung Full of Alan 7.7 91
3.16  Ergo, the Booty Call 7.9 91
1.22  My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 7.4 90
2.2  Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 7.3 90
2.3  A Bag Full of Jawea 7.7 90
2.5  Bad News from the Clinic 7.4 90
2.24  Does This Smell Funny to You 7.8 90
3.8  That Voodoo That I Do Do 7.8 90
4.16  Young People Have Phlegm Too 7.4 90
1.20  Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 7.0 89
2.9  Yes, Monsignor 7.5 89
3.24  That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 7.7 89
4.18  It Never Rains in Hooterville 7.4 89
1.24  Can You Feel My Finger 7.7 88
4.3  The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress 7.2 88
5.10  Kinda Like Necrophilia 7.8 87
1.17  Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats 7.5 86
2.10  The Salmon Under My Sweater 7.9 86
3.9  Madame and Her Special Friend 7.7 86
3.14  Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 7.8 85
4.13  Don't Worry, Speed Racer 7.4 85
5.14  Winky-Dink Time 7.5 85
4.9  Corey's Been Dead for an Hour 7.2 84
6.24  Baseball Was Better with Steroids 8.1 84
4.4  A Pot Smoking Monkey 7.1 83
4.10  Kissing Abraham Lincoln 7.4 83
5.16  Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 7.9 83
3.19  Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 7.3 82
4.7  Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 7.6 82
4.14  That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 7.3 82
4.17  I Merely Slept with a Commie 7.5 82
5.1  Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 7.6 82
6.19  The Two Finger Rule 8.6 82
2.4  Go Get Mommy's Bra 7.4 81
2.7  A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 7.1 81
3.21  And the Plot Moistens 7.3 81
3.12  That Special Tug 7.9 80
4.21  Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous 7.4 80
3.23  Arguments for the Quickie 7.1 79
2.20  I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 7.3 78
2.21  A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 7.4 78
4.8  Release the Dogs 7.3 78
2.6  The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 7.5 77
3.2  Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 7.5 77
5.2  Media Room Slash Dungeon 7.2 77
5.11  Meander to Your Dander 7.6 77
5.15  Rough Night in Hump Junction 7.7 77
6.4  The Flavin' and the Mavin' 7.3 77
2.13  Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow 7.8 76
4.12  Castrating Sheep in Montana 7.1 76
6.9  The Mooch at the Boo 8.3 76
6.12  Thank God for Scoliosis 7.6 76
2.8  Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 7.6 75
2.16  Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? 7.6 75
3.13  Humiliation Is a Visual Medium 7.4 75
4.22  Mr. McGlue's Feedbag 7.3 75
5.6  Help Daddy Find His Toenail 7.5 75
5.13  The Soil is Moist 7.7 75
2.19  A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise 7.3 74
6.3  Damn You, Eggs Benedict 8.0 74
3.3  Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 7.5 73
3.4  Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 7.4 73
3.15  My Tongue Is Meat 7.5 73
5.12  A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 7.7 73
5.9  Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids 7.6 72
2.22  That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 7.3 71
3.1  Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 7.3 71
3.17  The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer 7.4 71
3.18  The Spit-Covered Cobbler 7.3 71
6.5  A Jock Strap in Hell 7.1 71
5.3  Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 7.4 70
6.2  Pie Hole, Herb 7.7 70
1.0  Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot 8.2 69
3.5  We Called It Mr. Pinky 7.5 69
3.22  Just Once with Aunt Sophie 7.2 69
5.7  The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room 7.4 69
2.14  Those Big Pink Things with Coconut 7.4 68
2.15  Smell the Umbrella Stand 7.4 68
5.4  City of Great Racks 7.7 68
6.11  The Devil's Lube 7.5 67
3.10  Something Salted and Twisted 7.3 66
5.19  Waiting for the Right Snapper 7.7 66
6.6  It's Always Nazi Week 7.6 66
5.5  Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 7.5 65
6.21  Above Exalted Cyclops 8.2 65
6.16  She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime 7.9 62
6.14  David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie 7.8 59
6.20  Hello, I am Alan Cousteau 8.1 57
7.3  Mmm, Fish. Yum. 7.4 57
-  Jake Comes of Age 7.5 57
6.18  My Son's Enormous Head 7.5 56
6.23  Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth 7.7 55
7.2  Whipped Unto the Third Generation 7.5 55
6.7  Best H.O. Money Can Buy 7.7 53
6.10  He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited 7.5 52
6.13  I Think You Offended Don 7.2 52
6.22  Sir Lancelot's Litter Box 7.5 52
7.4  Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 7.4 50
7.5  For the Sake of the Child 6.9 50
7.7  Untainted by Filth 7.5 48
6.15  I'd Like to Start with the Cat 8.0 46
7.6  Give Me Your Thumb 7.3 46
6.8  Pinocchio's Mouth 7.5 45
6.17  The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? 7.5 40
7.8  Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. 8.9 29
-  The Moustache Attachment 7.0 7

Unrated Episodes

# Episode
7.9  Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair