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Episodes Rated by IMDb User Rating

Rated Episodes

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Votes

6.19  The Two Finger Rule 8.6 78
7.1  818-jklpuzo 8.4 100
6.9  The Mooch at the Boo 8.3 73
1.12  Camel Filters and Pheremones 8.3 252
1.1  Pilot 8.2 168
1.0  Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot 8.2 68
6.21  Above Exalted Cyclops 8.2 62
6.20  Hello, I am Alan Cousteau 8.1 56
3.6  Hi, Mr. Horned One 8.1 129
6.24  Baseball Was Better with Steroids 8.1 82
5.17  Fish in a Drawer 8.1 138
6.1  Taterhead Is Our Love Child 8.1 103
4.24  Prostitutes and Gelato 8.0 98
2.23  Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 8.0 118
6.15  I'd Like to Start with the Cat 8.0 44
4.11  Walnuts and Demerol 8.0 98
5.8  Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 8.0 94
6.16  She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime 8.0 60
3.7  Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 8.0 100
6.3  Damn You, Eggs Benedict 7.9 73
3.16  Ergo, the Booty Call 7.9 89
3.12  That Special Tug 7.9 80
6.14  David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie 7.9 58
5.16  Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 7.9 80
4.6  Apologies for the Frivolity 7.9 105
1.7  If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake 7.9 114
2.10  The Salmon Under My Sweater 7.9 86
3.8  That Voodoo That I Do Do 7.8 89
3.11  Santa's Village of the Damned 7.8 92
1.23  Just Like Buffalo 7.8 95
4.23  Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin 7.8 101
2.13  Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow 7.8 76
2.24  Does This Smell Funny to You 7.8 90
2.17  Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam! 7.8 92
3.14  Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 7.8 84
6.7  Best H.O. Money Can Buy 7.8 50
5.12  A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 7.8 71
6.6  It's Always Nazi Week 7.7 58
5.10  Kinda Like Necrophilia 7.7 85
4.19  Smooth as a Ken Doll 7.7 97
1.4  If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap 7.7 119
5.4  City of Great Racks 7.7 66
1.10  Merry Thanksgiving 7.7 115
6.2  Pie Hole, Herb 7.7 69
6.23  Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth 7.7 53
2.12  A Lung Full of Alan 7.7 91
5.13  The Soil is Moist 7.7 73
5.15  Rough Night in Hump Junction 7.7 74
2.3  A Bag Full of Jawea 7.7 89
1.21  No Sniffing, No Wowing 7.7 103
3.9  Madame and Her Special Friend 7.7 85
4.15  My Damn Stalker 7.7 100
5.19  Waiting for the Right Snapper 7.7 65
3.24  That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 7.7 89
1.24  Can You Feel My Finger 7.7 88
6.12  Thank God for Scoliosis 7.6 72
1.18  An Old Flame with a New Wick 7.6 130
6.8  Pinocchio's Mouth 7.6 43
2.8  Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 7.6 75
1.2  Big Flappy Bastards 7.6 122
1.5  The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump 7.6 112
5.9  Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids 7.6 71
6.18  My Son's Enormous Head 7.6 55
6.17  The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? 7.6 39
1.19  I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 7.6 112
2.16  Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? 7.6 75
5.11  Meander to Your Dander 7.6 76
4.7  Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 7.6 82
2.11  Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 7.5 96
3.3  Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 7.5 73
2.1  Back Off Mary Poppins 7.5 165
6.10  He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited 7.5 50
2.9  Yes, Monsignor 7.5 89
5.14  Winky-Dink Time 7.5 83
2.6  The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 7.5 77
5.1  Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 7.5 82
4.17  I Merely Slept with a Commie 7.5 82
6.11  The Devil's Lube 7.5 66
6.22  Sir Lancelot's Litter Box 7.5 51
7.3  Mmm, Fish. Yum. 7.5 54
5.5  Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 7.5 65
3.5  We Called It Mr. Pinky 7.5 69
5.6  Help Daddy Find His Toenail 7.5 74
1.17  Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats 7.5 85
3.2  Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 7.5 75
3.20  Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 7.5 100
4.20  Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot 7.5 95
7.2  Whipped Unto the Third Generation 7.5 54
1.9  Phase One, Complete 7.5 99
7.4  Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 7.5 49
-  Jake Comes of Age 7.5 56
3.15  My Tongue Is Meat 7.5 72
1.16  That Was Saliva, Alan 7.5 96
5.3  Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 7.4 68
2.5  Bad News from the Clinic 7.4 90
2.14  Those Big Pink Things with Coconut 7.4 68
1.13  Sarah Like Puny Alan 7.4 90
2.15  Smell the Umbrella Stand 7.4 68
3.17  The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer 7.4 70
1.8  Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful 7.4 94
4.18  It Never Rains in Hooterville 7.4 88
4.16  Young People Have Phlegm Too 7.4 90
4.2  Who's Vod Kanockers 7.4 95
2.4  Go Get Mommy's Bra 7.4 79
3.4  Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 7.4 72
4.21  Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous 7.4 78
1.22  My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 7.4 89
7.7  Untainted by Filth 7.4 14
4.10  Kissing Abraham Lincoln 7.4 83
2.21  A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 7.4 78
4.13  Don't Worry, Speed Racer 7.4 85
3.13  Humiliation Is a Visual Medium 7.4 75
6.4  The Flavin' and the Mavin' 7.4 75
3.1  Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 7.3 71
3.18  The Spit-Covered Cobbler 7.3 70
4.22  Mr. McGlue's Feedbag 7.3 74
6.13  I Think You Offended Don 7.3 50
2.22  That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 7.3 71
2.19  A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise 7.3 74
1.3  Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 7.3 116
4.8  Release the Dogs 7.3 78
5.7  The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room 7.3 68
1.15  Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick 7.3 104
2.18  It Was Mame, Mom 7.3 94
3.19  Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 7.3 81
2.2  Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 7.3 89
1.14  I Can't Afford Hyenas 7.3 92
4.14  That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 7.3 82
3.10  Something Salted and Twisted 7.3 66
3.21  And the Plot Moistens 7.3 81
2.20  I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 7.3 78
7.6  Give Me Your Thumb 7.3 37
5.2  Media Room Slash Dungeon 7.3 76
4.3  The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress 7.2 87
4.1  Working for Caligula 7.2 94
6.5  A Jock Strap in Hell 7.2 64
1.6  Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 7.2 103
3.22  Just Once with Aunt Sophie 7.2 69
4.5  A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 7.2 93
4.9  Corey's Been Dead for an Hour 7.2 84
3.23  Arguments for the Quickie 7.1 79
5.18  If My Hole Could Talk 7.1 92
4.4  A Pot Smoking Monkey 7.1 83
2.7  A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 7.1 81
1.11  Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 7.1 96
4.12  Castrating Sheep in Montana 7.1 76
1.20  Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 7.0 89
7.5  For the Sake of the Child 6.9 49