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Season 1
Season 1, Episode 0: Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot
???? | Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
 | Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
 | Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
 | Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
 | Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
 | Blythe Danner | ... | Evelyn Harper |
Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot
22 September 2003After 12 years of marriage, his wife Judith, kicks Alan out. He turns to his older brother Charlie for help. Charlie has trouble adjusting his carefree lifestyle with the presence of his 10 year old nephew.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
 | Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
 | Kristin Bauer | ... | Laura |
 | Thomas F. Wilson | ... | Mike (as Tom Wilson) |
 | Frankie J. Allison | ... | Rodney (as Frankie Jay Allison) |
 | Eugene Byrd | ... | Lenny |
 | Jennifer Bini Taylor | ... | Suzanne (as Jennifer Taylor) |
 | Eddie Gorodetsky | ... | Doug |
| Dan Foster | ... | Ken |
| Louisette Geiss | ... | Karen |
 | Michelle DiBenedetti | ... | Waitress (uncredited) |
Season 1, Episode 2: Big Flappy Bastards
29 September 2003Alan punishes Jake for an incident at Judith's house. Charlie is lax in enforcing Alan's restrictions, then some seagulls invade Charlie's house as a result of Jake's actions, Charlie has to learn how to discipline his nephew.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
Season 1, Episode 3: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
6 October 2003Charlie and Alan go out drinking. Alan tries to reconcile with his wife, after that fails. They decide to confront the root of their issues, their mother.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Darryl Sivad | ... | Cab Driver |
Season 1, Episode 4: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
13 October 2003As Charlie tries to write a new jingle, Berta quits. Alan tries to convince her to come back. Leaving Charlie to get Jake ready for a dinner. And Rose tries to get Charlie's help to prepare for a date.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
 | Steven Tyler | ... | Himself (voice) |
| Justin T. Milner | ... | Himself |
Season 1, Episode 5: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
20 October 2003Jake's soccer games lead to Alan and Charlie having encounters with teammates' sexy mothers.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
 | Liz Vassey | ... | Kate |
 | Christine Dunford | ... | Gloria |
 | Tricia O'Kelley | ... | Brooke |
| Eric Allan Kramer | ... | Bill |
| Zachary Polmanteer | ... | Ernie |
| Justin T. Milner | ... | Himself |
Season 1, Episode 6: Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
27 October 2003Charlie and Evelyn date members of the same family.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
 | Madison Mason | ... | Tommy Pearson |
 | Krista Allen | ... | Olivia Pearson |
Season 1, Episode 7: If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake
3 November 2003Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on the firm bottom of a surfer-chick friend of Charlie's, which is the start a string of harmless events that become larger and more disastrous with each action. This is not unlike the famous chaos theory's Butterfly Effect, asking if the flap of a butterfly's wing in Brazil, could set off a tornado in Texas.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
 | Kristin Dattilo | ... | Cindy |
Season 1, Episode 8: Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
10 November 2003After being tricked into helping Alan and Judith produce Jake's classroom musical, Charlie is flattered to find out that the kids know all the words to his jingles. Alan is blind-sided with divorce papers from Judith, causing strife which results in Charlie, who refuses to deal with the pre-pubers without a snootful, having to produce the play on his own. Jake is crushed when he realizes that a reconciliation between his parents may never happen.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
 | Deena Dill | ... | Miss Tuttle |
 | Abigail Mavity | ... | Brianna |
 | Rhyon Nicole Brown | ... | Ashley |
 | Katelin Petersen | ... | Katie |
 | Sam Lerner | ... | Andrew |
| Jacob Urrutia | ... | Luis |
| Lee Ann Powers | ... | Class Mom (uncredited) |
Season 1, Episode 9: Phase One, Complete
17 November 2003Charlie wants to dump a female friend to whom Jake has grown attached. Alan and Rose bond over a game of Scrabble.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
 | Myndy Crist | ... | Wendy |
 | Christopher Jacobs | ... | Dave |
Season 1, Episode 10: Merry Thanksgiving
24 November 2003Thanksgiving winds up being the least thankful day of the year for Charlie, who has to bribe various members of his household to even come to a traditional turkey dinner. Not only are the usual feuds in evidence (leading to a turkey-carving right out of "Psycho") but Judith's parents are actually sympathetic to Alan and hostile to their own daughter for her "fling" with lesbianism.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
 | Denise Richards | ... | Lisa |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
 | George Wyner | ... | Sheldon |
 | Cristine Rose | ... | Lenore |
Season 1, Episode 11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
15 December 2003Seeing Judith's new look and boyfriend prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he will need to change his look also.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
 | Rebecca McFarland | ... | Leanne |
| Lucky Vanous | ... | Kevin |
| John Valdetero | ... | Phil |
 | Daniel Escobar | ... | Richard (as Daniel Escobar) |
Season 1, Episode 12: Camel Filters and Pheremones
5 January 2004Berta brings her 16 year old granddaughter to work. She poses issues for the men.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
 | Megan Fox | ... | Prudence |
 | Noel Fisher | ... | Freddie |
 | Lisa Arning | ... | Cheryl Ann |
Season 1, Episode 13: Sarah Like Puny Alan
12 January 2004Charlie tries to nurse Alan back from the flu because he needs him for a double date with sisters.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
 | Johanna Black | ... | Desiree |
| Lori Lively | ... | Kathy (as Lori Lynn Lively) |
Season 1, Episode 14: I Can't Afford Hyenas
2 February 2004Charlie's accountant Stan tries to make Charlie understand his desperate financial situation.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Richard Lewis | ... | Stan |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
 | J.D. Walsh | ... | Ted |
 | Elena Lyons | ... | Susan |
 | Nick Toth | ... | Football Announcer (voice) |
Season 1, Episode 15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
9 February 2004Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie--against Alan's advice.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
 | Jenna Elfman | ... | Frankie |
 | Juliette Goglia | ... | Joanie |
Season 1, Episode 16: That Was Saliva, Alan
16 February 2004Now Frankie has tricked the Harpers into taking her and her daughter Joanie in, she explains that Bob's parents want her declared mentally incompetent in order to get custody. Charlie wants to dump her, but Alan insists on taking them both in. Jake doesn't enjoy the 8 year old's 'romantic' attention. Charlie hates the consolation kisses and compliments, and is stunned when Frankie prefers intimacy with Alan. Charlie rightly warns him he's just falling for his 'damsel in distress', but warns her not to hurt his kid brother.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Jenna Elfman | ... | Frankie |
| Juliette Goglia | ... | Joanie |
Season 1, Episode 17: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
23 February 2004Charlie is offended when Alan chooses his married, responsible cousins as Jake's guardians.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Vernee Watson-Johnson | ... | Nurse (as Vernee Watson Johnson) |
| Kris Iyer | ... | Dr. Prajneep |
 | Ski Carr | ... | Gonzales |
 | Elise Robertson | ... | Second Nurse |
Season 1, Episode 18: An Old Flame with a New Wick
1 March 2004Charlie's old flame, Jill, comes for a visit, she had an operation and is now called "Bill." Then Evelyn starts dating Bill.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
 | Chris O'Donnell | ... | Bill / Jill |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Rebecca McFarland | ... | Leanne |
Season 1, Episode 19: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
22 March 2004Judith's sister Liz comes for a visit.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
 | Teri Hatcher | ... | Liz |
Season 1, Episode 20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
19 April 2004
Season 1, Episode 21: No Sniffing, No Wowing
3 May 2004After Charlie is given a witness interview by Alan's expensive, power-hungry divorce lawyer, Laura, she sets her sights on him, but warns him that it must be kept a secret, giving him strict ground rules to follow. Unaware of what is going on, Alan is feeling somewhat confident about the possibility of a fair custody/settlement agreement, despite Judith's concerns about Jake living at Uncle Charlie's house on weekends. When Charlie brings home Laura's paralegal to play, and Laura catches them together, Charlie finds her reaction to the situation unacceptable. Alan in dumbfounded when his lawyer tanks his case.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
 | Heather Locklear | ... | Laura Lang |
 | Marc Grapey | ... | Stuart |
 | Alana De La Garza | ... | Crystal |
Season 1, Episode 22: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
10 May 2004Alan has consented to pay for Jake's appointment at the child psychologist, self-confessed mere guesser Dr. Freeman. Charlie finds that Alan is the one who sleepwalks and performing domestic chores, and hears from ma Evelyn it had happened before - from their dad's death till Alan's sexual awaking. Arranging a sex-life for Alan fails as he refuses one night-stands, so Charlie finally drags Alan to the child psychologist, and ends up as a stand in for Judith.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
 | Jane Lynch | ... | Dr. Linda Freeman |
| Jamie Day | ... | Annette |
 | Amanda Swisten | ... | Darlene |
 | Steffani Brass | ... | Debbie |
Season 1, Episode 23: Just Like Buffalo
17 May 2004Jake repeats something Charlie says to Judith. Then Judith refuses to let Alan take Jake for the weekend. Alan tries to talk to Judith, but encounters resistance from Judith and her friends. It's up to Charlie to set things right.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
 | Stacey Travis | ... | Linda |
 | Cheryl White | ... | Ruth |
 | Amy Farrington | ... | Kathleen |
 | Yvette Nicole Brown | ... | Mandy |
| Kristin Richardson | ... | Tiffany |
Season 1, Episode 24: Can You Feel My Finger
24 May 2004Charlie is sure he isn't ready for fatherhood after a year of trying to raise Jake, so he opts to have a vasectomy. But when the doctor performing the procedure keeps getting calls from his wife -- who's about to give birth -- Charlie starts to think about what fatherhood might entail and likes the idea, provided he still has his vital organs intact (in more ways than one).
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
 | Terry Rhoads | ... | Dr. Andrew Sperlock |
 | Jenna Gering | ... | Naomi |
 | Byrne Offutt | ... | Paul |
Season 2
Season 2, Episode 1: Back Off Mary Poppins
20 September 2004Charlie is having some friends coming over to his house to have a gathering but Alan is not invited. Things got worse when Alan is also not invited to Judith's party even though her guests are Alan's friends.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
 | Sean Penn | ... | Himself |
 | Elvis Costello | ... | Himself |
 | Harry Dean Stanton | ... | Himself |
 | Bobby Cooper | ... | Himself |
Season 2, Episode 2: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
27 September 2004Alan is hurt after finding out Judith is seeing Jake's pediatrician. Meanwhile, Evelyn tries to find out why Charlie hates her.
Season 2, Episode 3: A Bag Full of Jawea
4 October 2004After Jake flips off his teacher, Alan and Judith move to punish him. Charlie, meanwhile, has other plans for Jake's teacher. Chaos ensues when Jake discovers the relationship and the increasingly overbearing Miss Pasternak tells Charlie she believes God brought them together.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
 | Missi Pyle | ... | Delores Pasternak |
Season 2, Episode 4: Go Get Mommy's Bra
11 October 2004After Charlie reluctantly lends Evelyn his new car, he later discovers her bra in the back seat. Meanwhile, Alan is forced to compensate after Jake gets attached to Judith's rich and talented boyfriend.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
Season 2, Episode 5: Bad News from the Clinic
18 October 2004Charlie is dating a self-assured woman who plays hard to get, easily dismisses him, and he finds it disarming. Rose gets Charlie to see that his new lady-friend, Sherry, is in his head because she is just like him; a self-centered, manipulative, narcissist. Charlie debates breaking it off. Alan and Jake fiercely battle wills over Jake doing his homework.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
 | Jeri Ryan | ... | Sherri |
 | James Edson | ... | Stephan |
Season 2, Episode 6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
25 October 2004After confessing responsibility for a childhood shoplifting incident blamed on Alan, Charlie seeks the forgiveness of his now infuriated brother.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
Season 2, Episode 7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
8 November 2004Evelyn announces she is receiving an honor from the real estate industry and that Charlie and Alan will host a party in her honor. Mayhem ensues when Berta and her sister agree to cater the event, but sibling rivalry takes center stage.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
 | Camryn Manheim | ... | Daisy Ray |
Season 2, Episode 8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
15 November 2004Alan gets carried away with a woman he met at the supermarket, and it's up to Charlie to talk some sense into him while shielding Jake and Judith from what's going on.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
 | Kelley West | ... | Nancy |
Season 2, Episode 9: Yes, Monsignor
22 November 2004Charlie runs into a newly-divorced ex, now single mom, who's willing to give him another shot. Back home, Jake tries to diagnose his learning problems.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Denise Richards | ... | Lisa |
| Sam Sheen | ... | Lisa's Daughter |
 | Audrey Wasilewski | ... | Megan (voice) (uncredited) |
Season 2, Episode 10: The Salmon Under My Sweater
29 November 2004Charlie struggles to write a jingle for a new cartoon. Meanwhile, Alan spends time with Rose, and Jake procrastinates doing a book report.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
Season 2, Episode 11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
13 December 2004Charlie sets out to find who started a derogatory web site about him. Meanwhile, Alan overhears something he shouldn't on Jake's webcam.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
 | Jodi Lyn O'Keefe | ... | Gail |
| Jennifer Bini Taylor | ... | Tina (as Jennifer Taylor) |
| Julie Dickens | ... | Montage Beautiful Woman |
 | Ana Alexander | ... | Montage Doctor |
 | Nicole Forester | ... | Girl on Answering Machine |
Season 2, Episode 12: A Lung Full of Alan
3 January 2005An old classmate is in town while Charlie and Alan spar over whom she likes more.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
 | Paget Brewster | ... | Jamie Eckleberry |
| Jennifer Bini Taylor | ... | Tina |
Season 2, Episode 13: Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow
17 January 2005Tensions rise after an earthquake displaces Judith to Charlie's house.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Nicole Forester | ... | Camille |
| Magdalena Holland | ... | Inga (as Magdalena Zielinska) |
Season 2, Episode 14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
31 January 2005Evelyn's condescending attitude towards Jake's good grades sets Charlie and Alan out for revenge.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
 | Bob Morrisey | ... | Dr. Little |
 | Brian George | ... | TV Narrator (voice) |
Season 2, Episode 15: Smell the Umbrella Stand
7 February 2005Charlie and Alan's weekend trip to Las Vegas has a little trouble getting off the ground.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
 | Mark Chaet | ... | Doctor |
 | Suzanne Whang | ... | Anesthesiologist |
Season 2, Episode 16: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
14 February 2005It's the week of hell as Judith's out of town, Alan's got Jake, and nothing seems to be going right.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
Season 2, Episode 17: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!
21 February 2005Berta teaches Jake something about cleanliness while Charlie's in pain after a sexual encounter went horribly wrong.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
 | Alicia Coppola | ... | Dr. Michelle Talmadge |
 | Kristen Miller | ... | Debbie |
| Helen Greenberg | ... | Nurse |
 | Ken Jeong | ... | Male Nurse |
Season 2, Episode 18: It Was Mame, Mom
7 March 2005Charlie cons Alan into being his date at his gay friend's dinner party. But how long can they keep up the act?
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
 | Lucy Lawless | ... | Pamela |
 | David Starzyk | ... | Eric |
| Nick Toth | ... | TV Narrator (voice) |
| Dayna Devon | ... | Shopper (uncredited) |
Season 2, Episode 19: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
21 March 2005A freak food-flinging accident leaves Alan with impaired vision, which doesn't bode well especially when he draws a liking to one of Charlie's exs.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Jeri Ryan | ... | Sherri |
| James Edson | ... | Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein |
Season 2, Episode 20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
18 April 2005Rose intervenes after Alan and Charlie come to blows over some of their unresolved issues.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper (voice) |
 | Dylan Minnette | ... | Little Charlie |
| Daniel Sheldon | ... | Little Alan |
Season 2, Episode 21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
2 May 2005After one of her ex-husbands dies, Evelyn summons Alan, Charlie, and Jake to the funeral, where Charlie takes a keen interest in the widow.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
 | Gigi Rice | ... | Christine |
 | Cynthia Preston | ... | Heather |
 | Steve Tom | ... | Minister |
Season 2, Episode 22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
9 May 2005Alan borrows money from Evelyn to buy a Porsche. However, life doesn't become as glamorous as he expects.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Chloe Webb | ... | Trudy |
 | Jay Harik | ... | Cab Driver |
 | John O'Brien | ... | Waiter |
 | Ted Garcia | ... | Newscaster (voice) |
| Leyna Nguyen | ... | Anchor (voice) |
Season 2, Episode 23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
16 May 2005After finding out that Jake has spent the night at his other grandparents's house, Evelyn insists that Jake spend a night at her place. After convincing Jake to stay at her place, Alan and Charlie worry about how Jake will be affected by his overnight visit.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
 | Catherine McCord | ... | Danielle |
 | Christina Chambers | ... | Kimberly |
Season 2, Episode 24: Does This Smell Funny to You
23 May 2005Jake recounts his weekend in which Charlie's latest fling is with a woman who turns out to be married to a now very angry old man.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
 | Orson Bean | ... | Norman |
 | Patricia Bethune | ... | Mrs. Flanagan |
 | Karen Trella | ... | Natalie |
Season 3
Season 3, Episode 1: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
19 September 2005After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie has to look after the adolescent and increasingly obnoxious Jake for the weekend.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Kimberly Oja | ... | Betsy (as Kim Oja) |
 | Sandra Purpuro | ... | Mona |
Season 3, Episode 2: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
26 September 2005Alan has to lobby the principal to keep Jake from getting expelled, while Charlie is left to manage the chiropractic office for the day.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
 | Stephanie Erb | ... | Mrs. Schmidt |
 | Candace Kita | ... | Coco |
 | Diane Sellers | ... | Ms. Gallagher |
| Lincoln Kennedy | ... | Mr. Dunlop |
 | Anna Pheil | ... | Tanya |
| Mark Roberts | ... | Mr. Malinkovich |
| Bill Rutkowski | ... | Lenny |
 | Wayne Thomas Yorke | ... | Bob |
Season 3, Episode 3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
3 October 2005After it's revealed Alan and Judith have been trying to reconcile, Charlie, Evelyn, and Rose vie for the role of spoiler.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Amanda Bentley | ... | Sexy Girl (uncredited) |
| Sandy Bentley | ... | Sexy Girl (uncredited) |
Season 3, Episode 4: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
10 October 2005Alan looks for a new place after he invites Berta to stay at Charlie's house, bringing the brothers to blows.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
Season 3, Episode 5: We Called It Mr. Pinky
17 October 2005Charlie's inability to reciprocate his girlfriend's love forces him to examine his relationships with women.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Natalie Zea | ... | Colleen |
Season 3, Episode 6: Hi, Mr. Horned One
24 October 2005Charlie's Satan-worshiping girlfriend has a knack for the supernatural, and seems to be the cause of some strange happenings around the Harper house.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Jodi Lyn O'Keefe | ... | Isabella |
 | Amanda Musso | ... | Cult Woman (uncredited) |
Season 3, Episode 7: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
7 November 2005Charlie gets drunk and sleeps with Rose on her birthday. Rose says she knows it's no big deal. But her father quickly shows up at Charlie's house, under the impression that they've been dating for two years.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
 | Martin Sheen | ... | Harvey |
| June Squibb | ... | Margaret |
Season 3, Episode 8: That Voodoo That I Do Do
14 November 2005Charlie bribes Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can vie for the affections of the teacher. Things go awry, however, when Charlie and Jake find themselves competing for those affections.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
 | Emmanuelle Vaugier | ... | Mia |
 | Kristi Wirz | ... | Hot Ballerina Mom (uncredited) |
Season 3, Episode 9: Madame and Her Special Friend
21 November 2005Charlie's elderly neighbor has an uncomfortable business proposition for Alan.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
 | Cloris Leachman | ... | Norma |
 | April Bowlby | ... | Kimber |
| James Edson | ... | Stephan Wasserstein |
| Glen Walker | ... | TV Announcer (voice) |
 | Phil Abrams | ... | Hector (uncredited) |
Season 3, Episode 10: Something Salted and Twisted
28 November 2005After Alan goes on a dinner with Jake, Charlie and Evelyn, he becomes fed up with seeking approval from women and decides to quit doing so with a little help from Charlie.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Rebecca McFarland | ... | Leanne |
 | Aja Evans | ... | Emily |
 | Jennifer Ann Massey | ... | Sheila |
| Laura Kidwell | ... | Hot Girl (uncredited) |
 | Sonia Rockwell | ... | Taylor (uncredited) |
Season 3, Episode 11: Santa's Village of the Damned
19 December 2005Alan's girlfriend Sandy is Malibu's answer to Martha Stewart, causing Alan and Charlie to pack on the pounds. Their desire for her fabulous culinary output is ultimately overwhelmed by her craziness.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
 | Josie Davis | ... | Sandy |
Season 3, Episode 12: That Special Tug
9 January 2006After a disastrous evening out with his brother, Charlie decides it is time to see a shrink.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Jane Lynch | ... | Dr. Linda Freeman |
| Andrea Bendewald | ... | Terry Sholander (as Andréa Bendewald) |
 | Valerie Azlynn | ... | Beth |
 | Stephanie Reibel | ... | Amy |
Season 3, Episode 13: Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
23 January 2006Charlie has to decide whether he can really commit to a serious relationship with Mia, especially when sex is currently off the agenda. Unsurprisingly, his suggestion that he sleep with other women in the meantime falls on somewhat stony ground.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Emmanuelle Vaugier | ... | Mia |
| April Bowlby | ... | Kandi |
| Cynthia Lea | ... | Party Girl in Elevator (uncredited) |
| Ayako Nakano | ... | Art Gallery Patron (uncredited) |
Season 3, Episode 14: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
6 February 2006As Charlie tries to receive his version of benefits from the relationship he has with Mia, Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Emmanuelle Vaugier | ... | Mia |
| April Bowlby | ... | Kandi |
Season 3, Episode 15: My Tongue Is Meat
27 February 2006Forced to hide in his garage to enjoy a brace of beers and half a Cuban cigar, Charlie's attempts to keep his unhealthy lifestyle habits secret from Mia fall apart when she smells bacon on his breath, resulting in their first major argument since taking their relationship to a physical plane.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Emmanuelle Vaugier | ... | Mia |
| J.D. Walsh | ... | Gordon |
 | Jackie Debatin | ... | Ginger |
 | Rod Britt | ... | Man |
| Nanci Christopher | ... | Wife |
Season 3, Episode 16: Ergo, the Booty Call
6 March 2006As Jake's twelfth birthday approaches, Alan is still smiling ear-to-ear over his sex life with 22 year-old hottie Kandi, even when he's forced to explain to his son what a "booty call" is. Meanwhile, Jake celebrates with a sip of coffee and a handful of vitamins - or at least, that's what he assumes the blue pills in his dad's bathroom cabinet are, with the "V" imprinted. Like Berta says, he's going to need another party hat.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| April Bowlby | ... | Kandi |
| J.D. Walsh | ... | Gordon |
 | Brian Smith | ... | Emmett (as Brian Thomas Smith) |
 | Alitzah | ... | Ellie |
 | Susse Budde | ... | Willow |
 | Hugh B. Holub | ... | Man (as Hugh Holub) |
 | Terry Shusta | ... | Man #2 |
Season 3, Episode 17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
13 March 2006At Alan's insistence and to avoid having to escort the daughter of one of ma's clients (she invited that), Charlie attends with Alan, ma and Jake the jingle awards ceremony, where he's nominated and just knows Archie Baldwin will win for the seventh year in a row, because that pompous ass always gets the sexy products, a good tune for medication like Charlie's clients is never good enough to get a fair chance. He's right, and was forced by Rose -who will otherwise stalk him again- to make her adoring teenage boyfriend Gordon give her some private space again; when that works, she changes her mind...
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
 | Jon Lovitz | ... | Archie Baldwin |
| J.D. Walsh | ... | Gordon |
 | Loren Lester | ... | Emcee |
 | Robert Clotworthy | ... | Announcer (voice) |
| Theresa Adams | ... | Dancer #1 |
| Dionne Hudson | ... | Dancer #2 |
| Danielle Lewis | ... | Dancer #3 |
 | Eric Martic | ... | Dinner Guest (uncredited) |
Season 3, Episode 18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler
20 March 2006Alan finally has an attractive date, 22 year-old Kandi, but she's even dumber then Jake, and as Charlie rightly points out girls that age are extremely high maintenance. Charlie has his fun seeing Alan struggle with the growing pile of bills, driving him to raid Jake's mammoth piggy bank and taking a second job as pizza deliverer, but still helps his double-plucked brother when wicked ex Judith insists on alimony. Alas Kandi...
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| April Bowlby | ... | Kandi |
| John Mendoza | ... | Sid |
Season 3, Episode 19: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
10 April 2006The Harpers's world is inverted: Charlie's ex Kandi, of his countless girls about the dumbest, not only became Alan's lover but even says she prefers sex with him, and has been living in Charlie's beach-house, as unnoticed as several furniture changes, for three weeks since she was evicted. Charlie has suffered a sexual drought even longer, by now even Berta and her cousin in prison begin to look somehow attractive. Judith finds out, and is shocked Jake is exposed to such a floozy; despite his brother's warning to keep love and business apart, Alan tries her as secretary in his surgery, with even more and worse results then either could fear...
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
 | Gail O'Grady | ... | Mandi |
| April Bowlby | ... | Kandi |
 | Diane Delano | ... | Prison Matron |
Season 3, Episode 20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
24 April 2006Alan is made to admit to Charlie, who keeps hitting it in, he has hit rock-bottom now his brainless girlfriend Kandi has moved in with his ex. It's all so confusing that Jake would prefer dad's ladies to be lesbians, then tells him Kandi's ma Mandi has joined Charlie's endless list of sexual conquests. Alan can't talk to Kandi, she just repeats Judith's phrases, clearly without understanding the words, but he sees her dad, Mandi's ex Andy, arrive on blind date with his own ex Judith. Frolicking finale at Judith's, in rooms, bed and hot-tub...
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Gail O'Grady | ... | Mandi |
 | Kevin Sorbo | ... | Andy |
| April Bowlby | ... | Kandi |
Season 3, Episode 21: And the Plot Moistens
1 May 2006Alan turns to Jake's teacher for stimulating conversation, since Kandi obviously can't provide any. But the teacher starts to get the wrong idea about Alan's intentions.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| April Bowlby | ... | Kandi |
| Julia Campbell | ... | Francine |
Season 3, Episode 22: Just Once with Aunt Sophie
8 May 2006Jake has his first boys-girls party, dating a smart girl, Wendy Cho. Alan was looking forward to coaching his son, but even Jake, who spends his schooldays watching the clock tick, isn't dumb enough to consider dating advice from the worst womanizer in L.A., while Charlie proves he can coach a virtually hopeless case -Alan and Judith's genes without the IQ- trough appearance, dance and anything else. In fact Alan envies Jake so much, he still hopes for ...
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
 | Ralph Cole Jr. | ... | Ricky |
 | Stephanie Brown | ... | Connie |
Season 3, Episode 23: Arguments for the Quickie
15 May 2006Mia comes back and asks Charlie to donate his sperm. He agrees to, but for some unknown reason he can't deliver.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Emmanuelle Vaugier | ... | Mia |
| April Bowlby | ... | Kandi |
 | Cheyenne Casebier | ... | Jennifer |
 | Maria Tornberg | ... | Theresa |
 | Irena A. Hoffman | ... | Fawn |
 | Raymond Ma | ... | Mr. Park |
 | Art Bonilla | ... | Angry Hispanic Man |
 | Catherine Chiarelli | ... | Friend (uncredited) |
Season 3, Episode 24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
22 May 2006Charlie and Mia discover that setting up a wedding with their two crazy families is a disaster, so they decide to get married in Las Vegas.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Emmanuelle Vaugier | ... | Mia |
| April Bowlby | ... | Kandi |
 | John Vance | ... | Leon |
 | Steven Shaw | ... | Reverend Yarnell |
Season 4
Season 4, Episode 1: Working for Caligula
18 September 2006Kandi dumps Alan, which forces him and Jake to move back in with Charlie, who was just getting used to getting his bachelor pad back.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| April Bowlby | ... | Kandi |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
 | Sandra McCoy | ... | Tina |
 | Mia Kelly | ... | Cindy |
 | Katie Weaver | ... | Marie |
| Marisa Tayui | ... | Sally |
| John Dewis | ... | Man |
 | Leah Fitzpatrick | ... | Woman |
 | April Betts | ... | Party goer |
| Kelley Daugherty | ... | Salina |
 | George Katt | ... | Malibu Surfer |
Season 4, Episode 2: Who's Vod Kanockers
25 September 2006Charlie starts to lose control now that Mia's gone and Alan and Jake are back, and his frustration culminates in a violent confrontation with his new neighbor, Steven Tyler.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Steven Tyler | ... | Himself |
 | Natalie Denise Sperl | ... | Janie |
Season 4, Episode 3: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
2 October 2006In the middle of a near-death experience, Charlie thinks he hears his father's voice tell him to take care of his mother, who is just about to have a "minor procedure" performed on her.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose (voice) |
 | Nectar Rose | ... | Dottie |
 | Brian Wade | ... | Sam (as Brian Patrick Wade) |
| Robert Clotworthy | ... | Gangster #1 (voice) |
 | Jim Meskimen | ... | Gangster #2 (voice) |
Season 4, Episode 4: A Pot Smoking Monkey
9 October 2006Alan wants custody of the dog Chester he shared in his late marriage with Kandi. Meanwhile, Charlie helps Jake with his girlfriend.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| April Bowlby | ... | Kandi |
 | Christopher Neiman | ... | Joel |
 | Andre Ware | ... | Officer Chamberlain (as André Ware) |
 | Michael Patrick McGill | ... | Officer Smith |
 | Juan Jose Dubon | ... | Hot topic employee (uncredited) |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper (uncredited) |
Season 4, Episode 5: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
16 October 2006When Judith announces she is going to remarry, Charlie and Alan must convince her fiancé to proceed with the nuptials after he displays signs of cold feet, so that Alan can discontinue alimony payments to Judith.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Ryan Stiles | ... | Dr. Herb Melnick |
| Ireesha | ... | Woman |
Season 4, Episode 6: Apologies for the Frivolity
23 October 2006Charlie is the last one to realize that he is dating a younger version of his mother.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
 | Katherine LaNasa | ... | Lydia (as Katherine Lanasa) |
| James Edson | ... | Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein |
 | Andy Pessoa | ... | Andy |
 | Brandon Killham | ... | Joey |
Season 4, Episode 7: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
30 October 2006Charlie reluctantly agrees to help Berta as she confronts the man who impregnated her youngest daughter and Alan tells Charlie about a secret fetish.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
 | Sara Rue | ... | Naomi |
 | Andy Mackenzie | ... | Ronald Wiedermeier |
 | Julianne Grossman | ... | Darlene Weidermeier (voice) |
 | Treisa Gary | ... | Nurse Shelby |
 | Rebecca Avery | ... | Pregnant Woman |
Season 4, Episode 8: Release the Dogs
13 November 2006After a bout with insomnia, Alan is escorted home from a midnight run on the beach by the local sheriff's department. Jake fights back when Charlie goes back on his word about not dating his friend's mother.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Jane Lynch | ... | Dr. Linda Freeman |
 | Melanie Abramoff | ... | Taylor |
 | Kelly King | ... | Kelly |
 | Bruno Amato | ... | Officer Roberts |
| Stefan Umstead | ... | Officer Foster |
 | John Pirruccello | ... | Police Helicopter Pilot (voice) |
 | Larry Cedar | ... | Policeman #1 (voice) |
 | Shane Woodson | ... | Man |
Season 4, Episode 9: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
20 November 2006Charlie finally gets fed up with Alan always weaseling his way out of picking up a bill, and it only gets worse when he discovers Alan's secret stash of money.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| J.D. Walsh | ... | Gordon |
| James Edson | ... | Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein |
 | Rachel Cannon | ... | Nina |
 | Danielle Bisutti | ... | Vicki |
 | Shon Little | ... | Snack Bar Cashier |
 | Brendan Patrick Connor | ... | Middle-Aged Guy |
| Daniel Benson | ... | Teenage Boy |
| Annie Mumolo | ... | Teenage girl #1 |
 | Ashley Edner | ... | Teenage Girl #2 |
| Izabel Goulart | ... | Movie theater date (uncredited) |
 | Kevin Knight | ... | Cashier (uncredited) |
Season 4, Episode 10: Kissing Abraham Lincoln
27 November 2006Charlie's new live-in girlfriend is skating on thin ice with Berta because she threatens Berta's "alpha dog" status, and Kandi lets Alan have sex with her again so that he won't sell the condo.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| April Bowlby | ... | Kandi |
| Katherine LaNasa | ... | Lydia (as Katherine Lanasa) |
 | Christopher T. Wood | ... | Arnold |
 | Carrie Stevens | ... | Pam |
Season 4, Episode 11: Walnuts and Demerol
11 December 2006Charlie's quest to get laid on Christmas Eve threatens to fall apart when everybody shows up at his house and refuses to leave.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| April Bowlby | ... | Kandi |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Ryan Stiles | ... | Dr. Herb Melnick |
| Susan Sullivan | ... | Dorothy |
 | Jessica Collins | ... | Gloria |
Season 4, Episode 12: Castrating Sheep in Montana
8 January 2007Alan is seeing Berta's daughter behind everyone's back. But when Berta finds out, Alan is shocked and a little disturbed by her positive response.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Sara Rue | ... | Naomi |
 | Marco Sanchez | ... | Hector |
Season 4, Episode 13: Don't Worry, Speed Racer
22 January 2007Repressed memories come back to the surface for Charlie after Jake talks about hearing his mom having sex.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Ryan Stiles | ... | Dr. Herb Melnick |
| Sab Shimono | ... | Hiroshi |
Season 4, Episode 14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
5 February 2007Charlie tries to set up Alan with the sexy and rich new next-door neighbor who is looking to settle down. But when Charlie discovers her secret history as a drunken slut, he decides to go after her himself.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
 | Brooke Shields | ... | Danielle Stewert |
| Deprise Brescia | ... | Vanessa (as Deprise D. Brescia) |
 | Carly Thomas | ... | Eva |
Season 4, Episode 15: My Damn Stalker
12 February 2007Alan takes a stab at online dating, and Rose tells Charlie that she's moving away.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
 | Allison Janney | ... | Beverly |
| Rebecca McFarland | ... | Leanne |
 | Lauren Rose Lewis | ... | Shannon |
 | Andrea Silvers | ... | Sheri |
Season 4, Episode 16: Young People Have Phlegm Too
19 February 2007Charlie tries to convince himself and Alan that he's not too old to be part of the wild, young party crowd.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
 | Brooke D'Orsay | ... | Robin |
 | Morgan Fairchild | ... | Donna |
| Kris Iyer | ... | Dr. Prajneep |
 | Lamont Thompson | ... | Bruno |
 | Molly Morgan | ... | Megan |
Season 4, Episode 17: I Merely Slept with a Commie
26 February 2007After Charlie and Alan tell their mom that nobody loves her enough to attend her funeral, she replaces them with a new family, which makes both of them very jealous.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
 | Wayne Wilderson | ... | Roger |
| Tony Tripoli | ... | Philip |
 | Lee Garlington | ... | Peggy |
| Austin Lee | ... | Changpu |
 | Michael Merton | ... | Photographer |
Season 4, Episode 18: It Never Rains in Hooterville
19 March 2007Alan feels the pangs of fatherhood disappearing as Jake grows, and contemplates his future with Kandi, who is contemplating on a new career move.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| April Bowlby | ... | Kandi |
 | Ben Hermes | ... | Detective |
| Frankie J. Allison | ... | Rodney (uncredited) |
Season 4, Episode 19: Smooth as a Ken Doll
9 April 2007Alan thinks he's making his last alimony payment to Judith, but Judith's future sister-in-law could be putting the wedding in jeopardy. And things only get worse when she hooks up with Charlie.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Ryan Stiles | ... | Dr. Herb Melnick |
 | Judy Greer | ... | Myra |
 | Sara Erikson | ... | Bethany |
 | Alex Spencer | ... | Sarah Erikson's Double |
Season 4, Episode 20: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
16 April 2007Alan sees nothing but troubles in his future as Charlie's relationship with Judith's future sister-in-law blossoms.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Melnick |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Ryan Stiles | ... | Dr. Herb Melnick |
| Judy Greer | ... | Myra |
| Tammy Lauren | ... | Shannon |
| Bob Rumnock | ... | Minister |
 | Avner Garbi | ... | Tailor |
Season 4, Episode 21: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
23 April 2007Everyone suspects that Alan may be coming out of the closet when he becomes good friends with a gay man. But Charlie is actually the one who is suddenly feeling insecure about his sexuality.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Melnick |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Jane Lynch | ... | Dr. Linda Freeman |
 | Matt Roth | ... | Greg |
 | Kay Panabaker | ... | Sophie |
 | Dale Waddington Horowitz | ... | Woman |
Season 4, Episode 22: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
30 April 2007When Alan has to go renew his driver's license, he convinces Charlie to help Jake with book report. But when Charlie takes Jake to the track, instead, Jake's horse comes in.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
 | Joel Murray | ... | Petey |
 | Andrea Savage | ... | Lena |
 | Nadine Ellis | ... | Jeanie |
 | Doug Mitchell | ... | Jim |
| Nancy Linari | ... | Woman's Voice (voice) |
Season 4, Episode 23: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
7 May 2007Charlie hires a handyman to fix his deck, then begins to feel threatened when all the women in his life flock to the new guy.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Melnick |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
 | Enrique Iglesias | ... | Fernando |
| Rachel Cannon | ... | Chloe |
Season 4, Episode 24: Prostitutes and Gelato
14 May 2007In an effort to bond with Alan and Charlie, Evelyn's new boyfriend invites them on a trip to Vegas with all the frills.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
 | Robert Wagner | ... | Teddy |
 | Mike Connors | ... | Hugo |
| Ian 'Blaze' Kelly | ... | Rapper |
 | Bob Rusch | ... | Referee |
 | Jacqueline Lord | ... | Tiffany |
| Charity Hodges | ... | Amber |
Season 5
Season 5, Episode 1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
24 September 2007Jake is ready to begin junior high school, until Alan scares him by telling him about all of the horrors that he experienced. Meanwhile, Charlie has a rash in a most inopportune area.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Kris Iyer | ... | Dr. Prajneep |
 | Brian Turk | ... | Mike |
 | Monica Young | ... | Julie |
Season 5, Episode 2: Media Room Slash Dungeon
1 October 2007Charlie and his mom temporarily become friends until Charlie takes an interest in one of her married clients, and Alan goes to bed with a woman who has self-esteem issues.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
 | Janeane Garofalo | ... | Sharon |
| Holly King | ... | Mitzi |
 | Jennifer O'Dell | ... | Margaret |
 | Brian Hyman | ... | Waiter #1 |
 | Michael Potter | ... | Henry (voice) |
Season 5, Episode 3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
8 October 2007Charlie humors Alan by going on a date with a woman his own age instead of a young bimbo. But when the woman rejects him after the first date, he becomes obsessed with seeing her again.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
 | Ming-Na | ... | Judge Linda Harris (as Ming Wen) |
 | Kimberly Quinn | ... | Donna |
 | Jud Tylor | ... | Deedeee |
 | J.J. Rodgers | ... | Luanne (as JJ Rodgers) |
 | Kurt Scholler | ... | Bailiff |
 | Paige Peterson | ... | Hooker |
Season 5, Episode 4: City of Great Racks
15 October 2007Charlie is getting serious with Linda. But lately he seems to be seeing his ex-stalker, Rose. Has she returned from England, or is it his imagination?
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper (also archive footage) |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper (also archive footage) |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper (also archive footage) |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose / Woman #1 / Woman #2 / Woman #3 (also archive footage) |
| Ming-Na | ... | Linda Harris (as Ming Wen) |
| Jane Lynch | ... | Dr. Linda Freeman |
| Anna Graves | ... | Flight Attendant (voice) |
| Emmanuelle Vaugier | ... | Mia (archive footage) (uncredited) |
Season 5, Episode 5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
22 October 2007Charlie hasn't had a paying gig for months, so Alan becomes part of a drug study to make extra money. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to bond with Linda's four-year-old son.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Melnick |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Ming-Na | ... | Linda Harris (as Ming Wen) |
 | Ernie Grunwald | ... | Clinician |
 | Elijah Michael Lee | ... | Brandon |
 | Matt McKenzie | ... | Gary |
Season 5, Episode 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
29 October 2007A medication mix-up causes Charlie to humiliate Linda at an important dinner, and Jake disobeys his dad's orders and sneaks out to attend a rock concert.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Melnick |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Ming-Na | ... | Linda Harris (as Ming Wen) |
 | Richard V. Licata | ... | Councilman Stewart |
 | Jeanine Giovanni | ... | Melina |
Season 5, Episode 7: The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
5 November 2007After Alan gets in a fight with Charlie over a decorative bowl, Alan and Jake move in with Alan's mom.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Robert Wagner | ... | Teddy |
| Jennifer Bini Taylor | ... | Nina (as Jennifer Taylor) |
Season 5, Episode 8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
12 November 2007Charlie discovers that being a children's singer means making lots of money and picking up single moms. But he also discovers that he's going to have to overcome his fear of performing in front of large audiences.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
 | Richard Kind | ... | Artie |
 | Ion Overman | ... | Vicki |
 | Tina Morasco | ... | Summer |
| Alexandra Gold Jourden | ... | Dakota (as Lexi Jourden) |
 | Kate Luyben | ... | Woman |
| Gregg Marx | ... | Announcer (voice) |
Season 5, Episode 9: Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
19 November 2007Charlie ignores his future step-father's advice and gets involved with his daughter, and he learns the hard way that he should have heeded the warning.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Robert Wagner | ... | Teddy |
 | Jenny McCarthy | ... | Courtney |
Season 5, Episode 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia
26 November 2007Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend in high school, so he sets out to even the score.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Melnick |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
 | Justine Eyre | ... | Gabrielle |
 | Laura McLauchlin | ... | Charity |
Season 5, Episode 11: Meander to Your Dander
17 March 2008Alan's latest relationship has grown stale, so he turns to Charlie for advice about how to break up with her.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Kimberly Quinn | ... | Donna |
 | Eve Gordon | ... | Brenda |
 | Sandra Robinson | ... | Georgia (as Sandra Dee Robinson) |
| Gracie Maddox | ... | Lilly |
Season 5, Episode 12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
24 March 2008Charlie is suffering from a bad cold, and Rose suddenly and mysteriously resurfaces to "take care of him." So why isn't Charlie getting any better?
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Cerina Vincent | ... | Lulu |
| Sun Park | ... | Manicurist |
Season 5, Episode 13: The Soil is Moist
31 March 2008Alan sleeps with a woman he and Judith were friends with when they were married, who then tells him that Judith says her new husband is a better lover than him.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Melnick |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Ryan Stiles | ... | Dr. Herb Melnick |
 | Christina Moore | ... | Cynthia Sullivan |
Season 5, Episode 14: Winky-Dink Time
14 April 2008Charlie sets up Alan with a prostitute, and accompanies Jake on a double date.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
 | Carrie Reichenbach | ... | Alexis |
 | Kathryn Gordon | ... | Jess |
 | Hayley Erin | ... | Milly |
 | Jamison Haase | ... | Waiter |
 | Wolfgang J. Weber | ... | Restaurant Patron (uncredited) |
Season 5, Episode 15: Rough Night in Hump Junction
21 April 2008Charlie is acting even more promiscuous than normal, which is getting him in trouble with a lot of husbands and boyfriends. With the help of his psychiatrist, he discovers it's related to his ex-fiancée's upcoming wedding.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Jane Lynch | ... | Dr. Linda Freeman |
| Emmanuelle Vaugier | ... | Mia |
 | Anastasia Roark | ... | Pepper |
 | Andrea Bogart | ... | Gretchen |
 | Barry Livingston | ... | Sam |
 | Clint Carmichael | ... | Fred |
 | Alison Shanks | ... | Woman |
 | Henry Dittman | ... | Man |
 | Mikki Padilla | ... | Bridesmaid #1 |
| Keena Ferguson | ... | Bridesmaid #2 |
 | Jennifer Lee Keyes | ... | Bridesmaid #3 (as Jennifer Keyes) |
 | Jen Lilley | ... | Bridesmaid #4 |
Season 5, Episode 16: Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
28 April 2008Alan helps to plan his mother's wedding, and Charlie makes some moves on the woman who will soon be his stepsister.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Robert Wagner | ... | Teddy |
| Jenny McCarthy | ... | Courtney |
| Steve Tom | ... | Minister |
Season 5, Episode 17: Fish in a Drawer
5 May 2008Parody of "CSI" in which a body is found in Charlie's bed, and detectives try to figure out who is the killer.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper (also archive footage) |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper (also archive footage) |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta (also archive footage) |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper (also archive footage) |
| Robert Wagner | ... | Teddy (also archive footage) |
| Jenny McCarthy | ... | Courtney |
 | Jamie Rose | ... | Sloane Jagov |
 | Michael Lowry | ... | Wes Tosterone |
| Carrie Reichenbach | ... | Alexis |
| Hope Allen | ... | Jenna |
 | John Burke | ... | Detective Henry Ketchum |
| Ping Wu | ... | Coroner |
 | Brett Wagner | ... | Prison Cell Mate |
| Nicole Malgarini | ... | Misty |
 | Hollie Stenson | ... | Destinee |
 | Nakia Syvonne | ... | Angel |
 | Dan Cole | ... | Clown |
 | George Eads | ... | George (uncredited) |
| Charity Hodges | ... | Amber (archive footage) (uncredited) |
| Jacqueline Lord | ... | Tiffany (archive footage) (uncredited) |
Season 5, Episode 18: If My Hole Could Talk
12 May 2008Charlie dates a self-help author who is much older than him, has a 32-year-old son, and treats him more like his son than his boyfriend. Jake tries to write a book report over the weekend, but keeps losing the book before he can read it.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
 | Susan Blakely | ... | Angie |
 | Coby Ryan McLaughlin | ... | Jeremy |
 | Jack Plotnick | ... | Mike |
Season 5, Episode 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper
19 May 2008Alan has a crush on Charlie's new older girlfriend, and Charlie discovers that he dated his girlfriend's son's fiancée. Meanwhile, Alan tries to get Jake to study for his algebra exam.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Susan Blakely | ... | Angie |
 | Rib Hillis | ... | Justin |
| Jane Lynch | ... | Dr. Linda Freeman |
| Coby Ryan McLaughlin | ... | Jeremy (as Coby McLaughlin) |
 | Virginia Williams | ... | Tricia |
Season 6
Season 6, Episode 1: Taterhead Is Our Love Child
22 September 2008Charlie runs into an ex with a child who looks and acts a lot like him. He begins to suspect that he is the child's father.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Melnick |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Martin Mull | ... | Russell |
 | Rena Sofer | ... | Chrissy |
| Brendan Patrick Connor | ... | Clive |
 | Aaron Refvem | ... | Chuck / Jeremy |
 | Meeghan Holaway | ... | Brenda |
 | Matthew J Cates | ... | Craig (as Matt Cates) |
 | Clint Culp | ... | William |
 | Tyler Shamy | ... | Charlie's Kid (uncredited) |
Season 6, Episode 2: Pie Hole, Herb
29 September 2008Charlie kicks Alan out the house again after Alan demands that Charlie pay him back the $38 he owes him. Alan and Jake are now forced to turn to Judith and Herb for a temporary home.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Melnick |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Ryan Stiles | ... | Dr. Herb Melnick |
 | Lisa Jay | ... | Ginger |
Season 6, Episode 3: Damn You, Eggs Benedict
6 October 2008Alan tries to date two women at once and Charlie tries to learn how to cook. Jake tells Alan that he's studying with a friend, but he gets drunk instead.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Bridget Flanery | ... | Katie |
 | Helena Mattsson | ... | Angela |
| Nikita Ager | ... | Stephanie |
 | Chet Grissom | ... | Man (voice) |
Season 6, Episode 4: The Flavin' and the Mavin'
13 October 2008Alan is angry when Charlie hooks up with his secretary because he knows that the situation will end badly for him after their inevitable breakup.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Melnick |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
 | Kelly Stables | ... | Melissa |
Season 6, Episode 5: A Jock Strap in Hell
20 October 2008Charlie gets more than he bargained for when he tries to make amends to one of Jake's old teachers that he dated, who went off the deep end and became a stripper after he broke up with her.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
 | Alicia Witt | ... | Miss Pasternak |
 | Alan Mueting | ... | Strip Club Patron |
| Jana Ramsey | ... | Dancer |
 | Melinda Augustina | ... | Church Lady #5 (uncredited) |
Season 6, Episode 6: It's Always Nazi Week
3 November 2008Alan is overjoyed when he learns that Judith and Herb's marriage is on the rocks, but he gets more than he bargained for when he tries to fake-comfort her. Meanwhile, Herb tries picking up women with Charlie's help.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Melnick |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Ryan Stiles | ... | Dr. Herb Melnick |
 | Sacheen Padilla | ... | Maureen |
 | Jenn Liu | ... | Gwyneth |
 | Shantel Wislawski | ... | Kim |
| Denise Loveday | ... | Mother (as Denise Loveday-Kane) |
| Austin Kane | ... | Toddler |
 | Jeanne Simpson | ... | Mother #2 (uncredited) |
Season 6, Episode 7: Best H.O. Money Can Buy
10 November 2008Alan and Judith start seeing each other again after Judith's breakup with Herb, Herb continues to turn to Charlie for help picking up women, and Charlie messes with Jake by threatening to get him sent to military school.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Melnick |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Ryan Stiles | ... | Herb |
| Robert Clotworthy | ... | TV Commercial Narrator (voice) |
 | Brittney Powell | ... | Clair |
 | Daya Vaidya | ... | Lucy |
Season 6, Episode 8: Pinocchio's Mouth
17 November 2008Charlie's month-long relationship threatens to go down the tubes when she asks him to spend the night at her house instead, and Alan grounds Jake for mooning some girls on a school bus.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Jennifer Bini Taylor | ... | Chelsea (as Jennifer Taylor) |
Season 6, Episode 9: The Mooch at the Boo
24 November 2008Alan realizes what a babe magnet Charlie's car can be, while Charlie is left with the neighbor when his daughter disappears with Jake.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
 | Michael Clarke Duncan | ... | Jerome 'Mad Dog' Burnett |
 | Bellamy Young | ... | Diane |
| Tinashe Kachingwe | ... | Celeste Burnett |
 | Justin Alston | ... | Auto Dealer Employee |
Season 6, Episode 10: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
8 December 2008When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education and a car, Charlie suspects that she has an angle to play.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Kelly Stables | ... | Melissa |
 | Jon Polito | ... | Mr. Sharipa |
 | Bob Levitan | ... | Fireman #1 |
 | Jamal Thomas | ... | Fireman #2 |
Season 6, Episode 11: The Devil's Lube
15 December 2008Charlie contemplates making some changes in his life after an old buddy and partner in crime drops dead on the balcony of his beach house.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
 | Emilio Estevez | ... | Andy |
 | James Earl Jones | ... | Himself |
| Charlie Dell | ... | Minister |
 | Cazzy Golomb | ... | Girl #2 |
 | Tamara Knausz | ... | Girl #1 |
 | Hyacinth Nier | ... | Girl #3 |
Season 6, Episode 12: Thank God for Scoliosis
12 January 2009Alan considers hooking up with his receptionist--until he meets her mother, and Charlie and Jake fight for the affection of a beautiful woman
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
 | Carol Kane | ... | Shelly |
| Kelly Stables | ... | Melissa |
 | Emily Rose | ... | Janine |
| Lillian Adams | ... | Mrs. Freemantle |
| Robert Clotworthy | ... | TV Commercial Narrator (voice) |
Season 6, Episode 13: I Think You Offended Don
19 January 2009Judith is pregnant, Alan believes he is the father, and Judith tries to keep him away from Herb. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to figure out why Jake is so irritable.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper / Marlene Melnick |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Melnick |
| Ryan Stiles | ... | Dr. Herb Melnick |
 | Iqbal Theba | ... | Don |
Season 6, Episode 14: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
2 February 2009After his family acts mean-spirited during Alan's "surprise" birthday party, Alan decides he's had enough and moves in with his girlfriend and mom.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Carol Kane | ... | Shelly |
| Kelly Stables | ... | Melissa |
| John Carney | ... | Jerry |
Season 6, Episode 15: I'd Like to Start with the Cat
9 February 2009Charlie's big mouth and lack of attention to details gets him in couples counseling with his girlfriend.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Jane Lynch | ... | Dr. Linda Freeman |
| Jennifer Bini Taylor | ... | Chelsea (as Jennifer Taylor) |
Season 6, Episode 16: She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
2 March 2009Charlie needs Alan and Jake's help getting rid of the drunk, half-naked bimbo passed out in his bed when his girlfriend tells him she's coming home early from a funeral.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Jennifer Bini Taylor | ... | Chelsea (as Jennifer Taylor) |
 | Diora Baird | ... | Wanda |
Season 6, Episode 17: The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
9 March 2009Charlie is so desperate to get Chelsea to return his accidental "I love you" and not lose control in the relationship that he is willing to propose to her just to make her say it.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Jane Lynch | ... | Dr. Linda Freeman |
| Jennifer Bini Taylor | ... | Chelsea (as Jennifer Taylor) |
| James Edson | ... | Bobby |
Season 6, Episode 18: My Son's Enormous Head
16 March 2009Charlie has trouble trying to take care of Chelsea when she gets sick.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Martin Mull | ... | Russell |
| Jennifer Bini Taylor | ... | Chelsea (as Jennifer Taylor) |
| Jennifer Hale | ... | TV Announcer (voice) |
| Eddie Gorodetsky | ... | Sir Lancelot (uncredited) |
Season 6, Episode 19: The Two Finger Rule
30 March 2009Charlie, Alan and Herb commiserate with each other when their stupid decisions put them on the outs with their significant others.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Melnick |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Michael Clarke Duncan | ... | Jerome 'Mad Dog' Burnett |
| Ryan Stiles | ... | Dr. Herb Melnick |
| Jennifer Bini Taylor | ... | Chelsea (as Jennifer Taylor) |
| J.D. Walsh | ... | Gordon |
Season 6, Episode 20: Hello, I am Alan Cousteau
13 April 2009Charlie is disturbed when his mother meets Chelsea and starts spending time with her, but he has a plan for revenge.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Melnick |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Jennifer Bini Taylor | ... | Chelsea (as Jennifer Taylor) |
 | Meagen Fay | ... | Martha |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
Season 6, Episode 21: Above Exalted Cyclops
27 April 2009Chelsea sets up Alan with her new "friend" Rose--the same Rose who stalked Charlie for years. But to Charlie's surprise, the two of them hit it off.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Melnick |
| Melanie Lynskey | ... | Rose |
| Jennifer Bini Taylor | ... | Chelsea (as Jennifer Taylor) |
| James Edson | ... | Bobby |
Season 6, Episode 22: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
4 May 2009Charlie winds up in more hot water with Chelsea because he doesn't want her moving in with her.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Jennifer Bini Taylor | ... | Chelsea (as Jennifer Taylor) |
| J.D. Walsh | ... | Gordon |
Season 6, Episode 23: Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
11 May 2009Charlie is angry when Alan and Chelsea become good friends, until he figures out how to use the situation to his advantage.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Jennifer Bini Taylor | ... | Chelsea |
| Sebastien Cuk | ... | French Actor (voice) (uncredited) |
Season 6, Episode 24: Baseball Was Better with Steroids
18 May 2009Chelsea is jealous when Charlie's ex fiancé, Mia, calls him--perhaps rightfully so. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor, Herb is incapacitated, and Alan runs into his ex-girlfriend and receptionist at the hospital.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Melnick |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Ryan Stiles | ... | Dr. Herb Melnick |
| Jennifer Bini Taylor | ... | Chelsea (as Jennifer Taylor) |
| Emmanuelle Vaugier | ... | Mia |
| Kelly Stables | ... | Melissa |
| Joel Murray | ... | Petey |
 | Ken Lerner | ... | Dr. Levine |
Season 7
Season 7, Episode 1: 818-jklpuzo
21 September 2009Chelsea encourages Charlie to help his ex-fiancé Mia launch her music career, but does he still have feelings for her? And what if she's a terrible singer? Meanwhile, Alan wants Charlie to let Melissa move in with him.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Jennifer Bini Taylor | ... | Chelsea (as Jennifer Taylor) |
| Jane Lynch | ... | Dr. Freeman |
| Emmanuelle Vaugier | ... | Mia |
 | Will Sasso | ... | Andrew |
| Kelly Stables | ... | Melissa |
| Edward Van Halen | ... | Himself (as Eddie Van Halen) |
 | Jake T. Austin |
Season 7, Episode 2: Whipped Unto the Third Generation
28 September 2009When Charlie's fiancée, Chelsea, convinces him to let Melissa, Alan's girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Jennifer Bini Taylor | ... | Chelsea (as Jennifer Taylor) |
| Kelly Stables | ... | Melissa |
| Tinashe Kachingwe | ... | Celeste |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn |
Season 7, Episode 3: Mmm, Fish. Yum.
5 October 2009Alan is forced to take care of Judith's baby when Judith's mom falls off the wagon, and Jake tries to blackmail Charlie when he runs over Chelsea's cat.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Melnick |
| Jennifer Bini Taylor | ... | Chelsea (as Jennifer Taylor) |
| Ryan Stiles | ... | Dr. Herb Melnick |
 | David Mattey | ... | Lou |
 | Annie Potts | ... | Lenore |
Season 7, Episode 4: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
12 October 2009Alan takes a job with his mom so that he can move out and have alone time with Melissa, and Chelsea is upset about the way that Jake is treating her.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn |
| Jennifer Bini Taylor | ... | Chelsea (as Jennifer Taylor) |
| Kelly Stables | ... | Melissa |
 | Caroline Bielskis | ... | Woman |
 | Gerald Brodin | ... | Man |
| Robert Clotworthy | ... | TV Announcer |
| Peter A. Hulne | ... | Police Officer #2 |
| Scott McShane | ... | Police Officer #1 |
Season 7, Episode 5: For the Sake of the Child
19 October 2009Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public, so Alan tries to convince Charlie to work together to settle their differences and stop fighting with each other.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Marin Hinkle | ... | Judith Melnick |
 | Skyler Caleb | ... | Serge |
| Paulina Olszynski | ... | Trudy |
Season 7, Episode 6: Give Me Your Thumb
2 November 2009Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Jennifer Bini Taylor | ... | Chelsea (as Jennifer Taylor) |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
Season 7, Episode 7: Untainted by Filth
9 November 2009After Charlie and Chelsea set their wedding date, Charlie and Alan go out and get drunk and wake up in bed together with a strange woman.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn |
| Jennifer Bini Taylor | ... | Chelsea (as Jennifer Taylor) |
| Kevin Bickford | ... | Clown |
 | Arthur Darbinyan | ... | Joe |
| Haitao Duan | ... | Chinese Acrobat #1 |
 | Joe Gieb | ... | Ted |
 | Arturo Gil | ... | Ed |
| Di Guan | ... | Chinese Acrobat #2 |
| Marc Mazur | ... | Strong Man |
 | Katy Mixon | ... | Betsy |
 | Jackie Zane | ... | Bearded Lady |
Season 7, Episode 8: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
16 November 2009Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Jennifer Bini Taylor | ... | Chelsea (as Jennifer Taylor) |
| Robert Clotworthy | ... | T.V. Announcer |
 | Tricia Helfer | ... | Gail |
Season 7, Episode 9: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
23 November 2009Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea and Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Jennifer Bini Taylor | ... | Chelsea (as Jennifer Taylor) |
Unknown Season
Jake Comes of Age
2006 | Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Holland Taylor | ... | Evelyn Harper |
The Moustache Attachment
16 November 2009Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup.
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Charlie Harper |
| Jon Cryer | ... | Alan Harper |
| Angus T. Jones | ... | Jake Harper |
| Conchata Ferrell | ... | Berta |
| Jennifer Bini Taylor | ... | Chelsea (as Jennifer Taylor) |
| Robert Clotworthy | ... | T.V. Announcer |
| Tricia Helfer | ... | Gail |
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