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Episode |
User Rating |
User Votes |
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| 1.1 |
The Race Begins |
8.9 |
24 |
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| 1.2 |
Divide and Conquer |
8.9 |
22 |
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| 1.3 |
Home for Some |
8.9 |
23 |
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| 1.4 |
Colossal Showdown |
8.9 |
21 |
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| 1.5 |
Desert Storm |
8.9 |
22 |
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| 1.6 |
Whatever It Takes to Win |
8.3 |
7 |
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| 1.7 |
Triumph and Loss |
8.8 |
6 |
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| 1.8 |
Competition to the Fullest |
7.9 |
7 |
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| 1.9 |
The Unexpected Twist |
9.0 |
7 |
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| 1.10 |
To the Physical and Mental Limit |
8.8 |
6 |
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| 1.11 |
Fight to the Last Minute |
8.8 |
6 |
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| 1.12 |
Race to the Finish: Part 1 |
8.8 |
6 |
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| 1.13 |
Race to the Finish: Part 2 |
8.7 |
25 |
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| 2.1 |
The World Is Waiting: Go! |
7.5 |
7 |
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| 2.2 |
Help Me, I'm American |
8.1 |
6 |
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| 2.3 |
My Alarm Clock Didn't Go Off |
8.1 |
6 |
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| 2.4 |
This Game Is About Minutes |
8.6 |
7 |
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| 2.5 |
Welcome to the World of Being Human |
8.5 |
7 |
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| 2.6 |
I'm Gonna Take His Girl |
7.7 |
7 |
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| 2.7 |
I'm Gonna Throw Up on Phil's Shoes |
8.3 |
8 |
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| 2.8 |
I'm Not a Miner! No, You're an Idiot! |
8.4 |
7 |
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| 2.9 |
Ready to Lose Our Lives |
8.6 |
7 |
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| 2.10 |
It's Hammer Time |
8.6 |
7 |
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| 2.11 |
Follow That Plane! |
8.4 |
11 |
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| 3.1 |
What If Our Parachute Doesn't Open? |
7.8 |
8 |
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| 3.2 |
This Seems Like the Path Straight to Hell! |
8.2 |
9 |
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| 3.3 |
You Always Just Forget About Me! |
7.7 |
9 |
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| 3.4 |
Did You See How I Stopped It? With My Face |
8.4 |
7 |
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| 3.5 |
What Happens If I Slip? Am I Just Hanging Off a Cliff? |
8.2 |
7 |
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| 3.6 |
I'm a Much Better Liar Than You Are |
7.9 |
7 |
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| 3.7 |
I'm Supposed to Be Indebted to Her for the Rest of the Race?! |
8.4 |
7 |
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| 3.8 |
This Is More Important Than Your Pants Falling Down! |
8.1 |
6 |
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| 3.9 |
Why Did You Have to Take Your Pants Off?! |
8.2 |
8 |
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| 3.10 |
Don't Try to Play the Moralist Now! |
8.2 |
7 |
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| 3.11 |
They're Slithering to the Finish Line Like the Rest of Us! |
8.0 |
7 |
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| 4.1 |
Cheaters Never Win --- and They Cheated! |
8.6 |
5 |
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| 4.2 |
It Doesn't Say Anything About First Come, First Served - and We're Bigger |
8.9 |
6 |
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| 4.3 |
I Wasn't Even Going to Touch You Until You Slammed My Head Backwards! |
8.9 |
6 |
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| 4.4 |
Check Your Tires Because... Oh God, You Never Know What'll Happen! |
8.6 |
5 |
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| 4.5 |
You Are Just Deliberately Trying to Make Us Lose! |
8.1 |
6 |
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| 4.6 |
I Could Never Have Been Prepared for What I'm Looking at Right Now |
8.5 |
6 |
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| 4.7 |
We're Going Down the Wrong Side of the Freeway... and the Lights Are Off! |
7.6 |
7 |
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| 4.8 |
The Princess Reminded Me of My Grandmother. She Was Very Old But Still Very, Very with It |
8.6 |
6 |
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| 4.9 |
We're Not at Charm School Learning How to Be a Gentleman, We're Racing |
8.1 |
6 |
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| 4.10 |
That's Me. That's My Face. Just Hit My Face. Hit My Face! |
8.1 |
6 |
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| 4.11 |
Such a Nice Pheremone Smell to You; Just Makes Me Want to Stay Close to You |
8.1 |
6 |
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| 4.12 |
He's a Few Ticks Away from Having a Heart Attack! |
8.2 |
6 |
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| 4.13 |
It's Like Adam Building His First House! |
7.9 |
8 |
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| 5.1 |
Clearly, I'm More Intelligent Than You |
7.7 |
8 |
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| 5.2 |
It Turned Ugly Just Now |
8.3 |
7 |
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| 5.3 |
I Got Electrocuted |
8.2 |
8 |
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| 5.4 |
Who Says Pageant Girls Don't Eat? |
7.8 |
8 |
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| 5.5 |
Are You Good at Puzzles? |
8.0 |
7 |
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| 5.6 |
Why Can't We Get a Camel? |
8.0 |
9 |
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| 5.7 |
Are You Sure This Is Safe? |
8.3 |
6 |
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| 5.8 |
I'm Going to Jail |
8.6 |
9 |
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| 5.9 |
If You're Gonna Whine, Just Shut Up! |
8.4 |
7 |
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| 5.10 |
If They're Screwing the Helmet to My Head, It Can't Be Good |
8.5 |
9 |
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| 5.11 |
It's Okay, Run Them Over! |
8.1 |
10 |
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| 5.12 |
You've Just Made Me a Millionaire |
8.3 |
8 |
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| 6.1 |
The Game's Afoot |
8.0 |
6 |
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| 6.2 |
I'm Not His Wife - He Doesn't Need to Scream at Me |
8.1 |
7 |
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| 6.3 |
Counting Bears Is Not Rocket Science |
7.8 |
7 |
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| 6.4 |
What If It Isn't Sanitary |
8.0 |
6 |
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| 6.5 |
Quit Following Us |
8.1 |
7 |
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| 6.6 |
They Should Probably Have Some Counseling |
7.9 |
8 |
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| 6.7 |
Phil Is a Choo-Choo Charlie |
7.5 |
7 |
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| 6.8 |
One of You, I'm Gonna Break in Half |
7.9 |
6 |
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| 6.9 |
Tell My Mom I Love Her |
7.9 |
6 |
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| 6.10 |
Are There Instructions on Donkey Handling? |
7.7 |
6 |
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| 6.11 |
It Always Comes Down to the Details |
7.5 |
7 |
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| 6.12 |
You Deal with This Before I Hyperventilate |
7.6 |
7 |
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| 6.13 |
4 Continents, 24 Cities, 40,000 Miles |
8.1 |
7 |
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| 7.1 |
Courteous? This Is a Race! |
7.3 |
5 |
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| 7.2 |
The Whole Country Hates Me |
6.7 |
7 |
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| 7.3 |
Do You Need Some Mouth-to-Mouth Resuscitation |
7.2 |
5 |
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| 7.4 |
What a Gaucho You Are |
6.8 |
7 |
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| 7.5 |
I've Been Wanting a Face-Lift for a Long Time |
7.2 |
5 |
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| 7.6 |
Houston, We Have an Elephant |
6.7 |
6 |
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| 7.7 |
They Saved the Eyeball |
7.5 |
6 |
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| 7.8 |
Mow'em Down Like Grass |
7.2 |
6 |
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| 7.9 |
We Have a Bad Elephant! |
7.2 |
6 |
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| 7.10 |
We Got a Gnome! We Got a Gnome! |
6.5 |
6 |
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| 7.11 |
The Devil Made Me Do It |
7.6 |
6 |
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| 7.12 |
Five Continents, 25 Cities and More Than 40,000 Miles |
7.0 |
8 |
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| 8.1 |
Go, Mommy, Go! We Can Beat Them! |
7.9 |
7 |
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| 8.2 |
How Do We Know We Aren't Going to Get Shot? |
7.1 |
6 |
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| 8.3 |
I Don't Kiss, I Make Out! |
7.5 |
7 |
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| 8.4 |
Think Like an Office Chair |
7.0 |
5 |
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| 8.5 |
We're Getting Out of the Country, Girls |
6.8 |
7 |
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| 8.6 |
I'm Sick of Doing Stuff I Can't Do |
7.1 |
6 |
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| 8.8 |
You Look Ridiculous |
6.8 |
7 |
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| 8.9 |
How's That Face Feel? |
6.7 |
7 |
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| 8.10 |
Don't Talk to Me Like I Was an Animal or Something |
7.5 |
6 |
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| 8.11 |
The Family Christmas Card |
7.5 |
6 |
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| 8.12 |
25 Days, 50 Cities, and More Than 600 Consecutive Hours as a Family... |
7.1 |
7 |
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| 9.1 |
Here We Go, Baby, Off to Win a Million Bucks! |
7.4 |
8 |
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| 9.2 |
I'm Filthy and I Love It! |
7.0 |
6 |
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| 9.6 |
Sleep Deprivation Is Really Starting to Irritate Me |
7.3 |
5 |
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| 9.9 |
Do You Know How Much Running I Did Today, Phil? |
7.5 |
6 |
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| 9.10 |
Man, They Should Have Used Their Fake Names |
6.6 |
5 |
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| 10.1 |
Real Fast! Quack, Quack! |
6.6 |
9 |
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| 10.2 |
Can Horses Smell Fear? |
6.8 |
8 |
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| 10.3 |
Oh, Wow! It's Like One of Those Things You See on TV! |
6.2 |
7 |
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| 10.4 |
I Know Phil, Little Ol' Gorgeous Thing! |
6.4 |
7 |
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| 10.5 |
I Covered His Mouth, Oh My Gosh! |
5.9 |
7 |
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| 10.6 |
Maybe Steven Segal Will See Me and Want Me to Be in One of His Movies |
5.6 |
6 |
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| 10.7 |
I Wonder If This Is Going to Make My Fingers Pickle |
6.0 |
6 |
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| 10.8 |
He Can't Swim, But He Can Eat Cow Lips |
6.5 |
6 |
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| 10.9 |
Being Polite Sucks Sometimes |
6.0 |
6 |
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| 10.10 |
Lookin' Like a Blue-Haired Lady on a Sunday Drive |
6.0 |
7 |
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| 10.11 |
We Just Won't Die, Like Roaches |
5.9 |
5 |
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| 10.12 |
Dude, I'm Such a Hot Giant Chick Right Now! |
5.9 |
5 |
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| 10.13 |
Say Your Deepest Prayers Ever |
5.7 |
5 |
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| 11.1 |
I Told You Less Martinis and More Cardio |
6.7 |
13 |
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| 11.2 |
Beauty Is Sometimes Skin Deep |
7.0 |
13 |
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| 11.3 |
I'm Sorry I'm Wearing a Bathing Suit. It Is Very Weird, I Know |
7.1 |
11 |
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| 11.4 |
No Babies on the Race! |
6.7 |
9 |
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| 11.5 |
You Need to Watch Your Jokes, Guy |
6.3 |
9 |
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| 11.6 |
We're Going to Trade You for Food Now |
6.3 |
9 |
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| 11.7 |
If I Were in Town, I'd Ask for Your Number: Part One |
6.7 |
8 |
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| 11.8 |
If I Were in Town, I'd Ask for Your Number: Part Two |
6.9 |
8 |
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| 11.9 |
The Way You Look, Yeah |
6.9 |
8 |
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| 11.10 |
We Are Trying to Make Love, Not War |
7.1 |
10 |
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| 11.11 |
Good Doing Business with You |
6.7 |
9 |
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| 11.12 |
Oh My God, the Teletubbies Go to War |
6.8 |
9 |
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| 11.13 |
Low to the Ground, That's My Technique |
7.0 |
12 |
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| 12.1 |
Donkeys Have Souls, Too |
7.2 |
18 |
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| 12.2 |
I've Become the Archie Bunker of the Home |
7.3 |
14 |
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| 12.3 |
Please, Lord, Give Me Milk |
7.3 |
16 |
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| 12.4 |
Let's Name Our Chicken Phil |
7.1 |
14 |
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| 12.5 |
We've Really Burned Bridges, for Sure |
7.0 |
12 |
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| 12.6 |
Cherry on Top of the Sundae That's Already Melted |
6.9 |
13 |
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| 12.7 |
This Is Forever, Now |
6.3 |
6 |
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| 12.8 |
Honestly, They Have Witch Powers or Something! |
5.6 |
7 |
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| 12.9 |
I Just Hope He Doesn't Croak on Us |
5.4 |
8 |
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| 12.10 |
Sorry, Guys, I'm Not Happy to See You |
5.8 |
9 |
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| 12.11 |
The Final Push |
6.7 |
9 |
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