Rudolph Sackville-Bagg:
We want to become humans, not eat them for dinner.
[
about Rudolph's parents]
Dottie Thompson:
You should invite them over for dinner sometime.
Tony Thompson:
Actually, they would rather have you for dinner.
Tony:
I think I should get home. Rudolph, how do we get down from here?
Rudolph Sackville-Bagg:
We'll fly.
Tony:
But I can't fly
Rudolph Sackville-Bagg:
I got you up here, didn't I?
Tony:
Well I guess so.
Rudolph Sackville-Bagg:
Then stay calm, friend. All right, lets fly. As long as I'm holding onto you, your fine. Trust me.
Tony:
Bed for the undead?
[
Rudolph sees Tony with fake fangs]
Rudolph Sackville-Bagg:
What clan are you from, brother?
[
Tony's fangs fall off]
Rudolph:
(hisses) You are not a brother...
Tony:
Well, I'm not a sister!
Rudolph:
...You're a human... You're full of blood!
Tony:
Gonna keep it that way, dude!
Rudolph:
I have to go
Tony:
But you can't even walk!
Rudolph:
Who needs to walk... when I can fly!
[
jumps over window, hovers for a few seconds, then falls]
Rudolph:
[
Tony goes outside, and goes to help Rudolph]
Tony:
You OK?
Rudolph:
Do I look it?
Rudolph Sackville-Bagg:
What twisted kind of mortal are you?
Rudolph Sackville-Bagg:
A friend?
Tony Thompson:
Well, we saved each other's lives, didn't we?
Rudolph Sackville-Bagg:
Yes. We did. Friends.
Rudolph Sackville-Bagg:
[
on being a vampire] Membership does have its priviliges.
Anna Sackville-Bagg:
Am I in your dreams, mortal?
Caretaker:
Come on. You're either alive or dead - there ain't no in-between, pal.
Lord McAshton:
No, no! I loved Mother. She always smelt of gardenias.
Rookery:
...Shut up.
Frederick Sackville-Bagg:
I don't wear the costume of a Shakespearian aristocrat - I *am* an aristocrat.
Tony Thompson:
Follow me!
Anna Sackville-Bagg:
To the ends of the earth, my darling!
Anna Sackville-Bagg:
The age of chivalry is not yet dead!
Frederick Sackville-Bagg:
[
After Gregory attacks the cemetary caretaker] You bit him?
Gregory Sackville-Bagg:
Just a taste.
Frederick Sackville-Bagg:
Was it worth betraying your family?
Gregory Sackville-Bagg:
You're the traitor, forever denying the truth of us. We are the dark gods! But you have turned us into cowards. Sulking around our holes like worms!
Frederick Sackville-Bagg:
What would you have us do?
Gregory Sackville-Bagg:
Fight back! Make these mortals' blood run cold!
Frederick Sackville-Bagg:
And you could do it Gregory. You're young, strong, ruthless and willing to risk a stake through the heart to prove it.
Gregory Sackville-Bagg:
Better a stake than this prison!
Frederick Sackville-Bagg:
Do you think me oblivious?
Gregory Sackville-Bagg:
What does it matter to you what I think? If I think?
Frederick Sackville-Bagg:
It matters greatly. I feel your sting.
Gregory Sackville-Bagg:
But you are Frederick the Great. You feel nothing!
Rookery:
There's a whole 'nother world out there if you just know where to look for it.
Rookery:
And you go straight to hell!
Rookery:
Give me that stone!
Tony:
Not without a fight!
Rookery:
[
teasingly] Oh, well I can't be bothered.
Bob Thompson:
Hey, that's my blimp!
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