Grace the Nun:
Father, can you come and bless this Virgin
[
statue]
Grace the Nun:
for the lady, please?
Iris:
No no, that's not necessary, please don't bother him ...
Grace the Nun:
That's what he's here for, it's included! Father, are you ready to bless the Virgin or what?
[
The priest comes up to the store counter and picks up the Virgin statuette.]
Grace the Nun:
Oh hang on now, she hasn't got the receipt. How many times do I tell you, don't bless the Virgin until you get the receipt!
Teen Rosemary:
[
to her brother William:] Could you get dressed, Willie, I wanna get out of here.
Grace:
Where ya goin'?
Teen Sweet William:
There's a stupid dance at school.
Grace:
You goin' to a dance? Oh, dear God in heaven!
[
to granddaughter Rosemary]
Grace:
Now, you know to count to six?
Teen Rosemary:
What?
Grace:
If you're gonna kiss a boy, you got to count to six while you're doin' it. And then stop! After six it's a sin.
Grace:
[
sending her grandchildren off to a school dance. To granddaughter Rosemary.] You got pockets? You carrying your protection with you?
Teen Rosemary:
What?!
Grace:
Started when your father was young. Every party dress had to have pockets.
[
fetches something from her chest-of-drawers.]
Grace:
Now ... Your hands. These'll keep you safe.
[
lowers a rosary into Rosemary's open hands.]
Grace:
Now, you feel some of that ... that hocus-pocus comin' into your body ... you don't have to worry.
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