Episode list for &#34;South Park&#34; ( 1997 )

Season 1, Episode 8: Starvin' Marvin

Original Air Date: 19 November 1997
The boys sponsor a starving Ethiopian child, only to have him show up on their doorstep.

Season 1, Episode 9: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

Original Air Date: 17 December 1997
The town is forced to remove anything that either has anything to do with Christmas or is offensive in the least bit to anyone. And Kyle tries to convince everyone of the existence of "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo."

Season 1, Episode 10: Damien

Original Air Date: 4 February 1998
The son of Satan called Damien is sent to Earth to find Jesus. Jesus and Satan end up in a fight of good and evil. The only problem is it's the same date as Cartman's birthday.

Season 1, Episode 11: Tom's Rhinoplasty

Original Air Date: 11 February 1998
When Mr. Garrison takes time off to get plastic surgery, the kids get the lovely Miss Ellen as their substitute. While she seems nice enough, Wendy notices the effect she has on the boys in the class, notably her boyfriend, Stan. Determined to win her man back, Wendy decides to dig a little deeper into Miss Ellen's background to find out what secrets she's really hiding.

Next US airings:

Thur. July 31

Season 1, Episode 12: Mecha Streisand

Original Air Date: 18 February 1998
Barbara Streisand comes to South Park after she learns that the boys have discovered a mysterious ancient stone. She hopes to unlock the stone's magical powers and transform herself into a deadly robotic giant.

Next US airings:

Fri. Aug. 1

Season 1, Episode 13: Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut

Original Air Date: 25 February 1998
Cartman begins to wonder why all the kids at school have fathers but him. When he asks his mother who his real father is, she tells him about the night of the drunken barn dance, when he was conceived. Unfortunately, Mrs. Cartman had sex with just about every man in town that night. Dr. Mephisto can perform a DNA test to determine who the father really is, but the test costs $3,000. How can Eric raise the money to learn the truth?

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Season 2

Season 2, Episode 1: Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus

Original Air Date: 1 April 1998
Terrance and Phillip must go to Iran to rescue Terrance's kidnapped daughter. Meanwhile Saddam Hussein takes over Canada.

Season 2, Episode 2: Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut

Original Air Date: 22 April 1998
This is the second part of a cliffhanger episode, in which Cartman is trying to find the identity of his father. Dr Mephisto has the results of his DNA test, but is shot before he can reveal the news. As Mephisto clings to life, a raging blizzard in threatening to shut down power to the hospital, cutting off his life-support. Only Kenny can restore the power by reconnecting the backup generators. If he fails, the answer his friend has been looking for will be lost forever.

Next US airings:

Wed. July 30

Season 2, Episode 3: Chickenlover

Original Air Date: 20 May 1998
A heinous crime has been committed in South Park: the chickens at a local farm have been molested by a pervert. The criminal leaves a note behind as a clue, forcing Officer Barbrady to admit his shameful secret: he's illiterate. The Mayor sends Barbrady back to elementary school to learn how to read before he can return to work. Desperate to stop the Chicken Lover before he strikes again, Barbrady enlists the help of the boys in piecing together the mystery.

Next US airings:

Sat. Aug. 2

Season 2, Episode 4: Ike's Wee Wee

Original Air Date: 27 May 1998
Mr. Mackey is fired from school after losing a marijuana sample in class and winds up becoming a druggie, and Kyle tries to keep his brother Ike from having his bris after he finds out what will take place during the ceremony.

Season 2, Episode 5: Conjoined Fetus Lady

Original Air Date: 3 June 1998
The boys discover that the school nurse has a dead fetus attached to the side of her head. Though they make fun of her at first, Kyle's mother decides to take the opportunity to raise public awareness about the woman's condition. Meanwhile, the school dodge ball team, coached by Chef, wins the national competition and is on its way to the world championship. Unfortunately, they face the Chinese team, which has a reputation for being deadly opponents.

Season 2, Episode 6: The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

Original Air Date: 10 June 1998
The kids get revenge on Jimbo and Ned after they fail their report on Vietnam. However, their practical joke sparks a fierce ratings war between "Jesus and Pals" and Jimbo and Ned's hunting program.

Season 2, Episode 7: City on the Edge of Forever

Original Air Date: 17 June 1998
When the kids' school bus crashes and ends up hanging off the edge of a cliff, Miss Crabtree tells everyone to stay in the bus while she goes to get help. While they wait, the kids tell stories about their past adventures, although their versions don't quite match up with what actually happened. Meanwhile, Miss Crabtree has little success trying to get anyone to listen to her demands for help.

Season 2, Episode 8: Summer Sucks

Original Air Date: 24 June 1998
It's summer vacation, and now that the Colorado legislature has banned fireworks, the boys are left with nothing to do. Jimbo and Ned decide to head south and buy fireworks in Mexico, while the Mayor decides to exploit a loophole in the law (which still allows "snakes") by building the world's largest snake for the town's July 4 celebration. When the resulting snake becomes so large that it threatens to destroy everything, only a miracle can save the town.

Next US airings:

Fri. Aug. 8

Season 2, Episode 9: Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls

Original Air Date: 19 August 1998
Hollywood big-shots try to turn South Park into another Sundance. However, they wreak havoc on the town's eco-system, which could cause Mr. Hankey to die.

Next US airings:

Tue. Aug. 5

Season 2, Episode 10: Chickenpox

Original Air Date: 26 August 1998
The boys get angry and seek revenge when they discover that their parents orchestrated a sleepover at Kenny's house so that they could all get Chickenpox.

Next US airings:

Wed. Aug. 6

Season 2, Episode 11: Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

Original Air Date: 2 September 1998
The class takes a field trip to the planetarium, but Cartman sneaks off to try out for a Cheesy Poofs commercial. Though the kids are bored at first, they come back from the trip eager to go again. The reason for this sudden change is explained when Mr. Mackey mind-melds with a frightened little boy who stowed away in the school bus. As the planetarium's secret is being revealed, Cartman is overjoyed to learn that he has been selected to be a Cheesy Poof.

Season 2, Episode 12: Clubhouses

Original Air Date: 23 September 1998
Egged on by Wendy, Stan and Kyle start building a tree-house in Stan's backyard with the goal of eventually being able to play Truth or Dare with Wendy and Bebe (who has developed a crush on Kyle). Jealous of Stan's tree-house, Cartman enlists Kenny's help in building an even bigger one of their own. Meanwhile, Stan's parents make a surprise announcement that they're getting a divorce, and Stan soon meets his new step-father, who immediately begins cracking the whip.

Season 2, Episode 13: Cow Days

Original Air Date: 30 September 1998
All of South Park's cows become mesmerized by the town's new Wooden Cow Memorial. Meanwhile, the kids' plan to win a Terence and Philip doll from a carney at the Cow Days festival becomes complicated and dangerous.

Season 2, Episode 14: Chef Aid

Original Air Date: 7 October 1998
When Cartman comes into school singing the new hit song, "Stinky Britches," Chef realizes that the song he wrote 20 years earlier has been stolen. When he goes to the record company to show the song is his and ask for attribution, the record executive instead hires Johnny Cochrane to sue Chef for millions of dollars. Facing prison if he can't pay the fine, the kids look up all Chef's old music buddies to raise the money. They all arrive in South Park to hold a huge charity concert, allowing Chef to hire Cochrane for himself and counter-sue the record executive.

Season 2, Episode 15: Spooky Fish

Original Air Date: 28 October 1998
Kyle thinks his new pet fish is evil after it kills two people in his bedroom. Also, the parallel-universe version of Cartman shows up in South Park, and everyone likes him more than the real Cartman.

Season 2, Episode 16: Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!

Original Air Date: 9 December 1998
Stan, Kyle and Kenny go to Nebraska to spend Christmas with Eric's family. Meanwhile, Charlie Manson escapes from prison with Eric's uncle, and the boys help teach him the true meaning of Christmas.

Season 2, Episode 17: Gnomes

Original Air Date: 16 December 1998
Facing termination for not teaching anything, Mr. Garrison tells the students they have to give a current events presentation before the school board to demonstrate what they've learned in his class. The boys get partnered with Tweek, the jumpy son of a local coffee shop owner, and go to his house to put together their report. Mr. Tweek suggests they present a report on how big chain coffee shops are pushing smaller shops out of business, and gives them a report he's already written for them. The town committee is won over by their impassioned plea to fight the coffee chains, and the boys soon find themselves in over their heads when they are called upon to give another speech in a debate with the CEO of Harbuck's coffee.

Season 2, Episode 18: Prehistoric Ice Man

Original Air Date: 20 January 1999
While hunting through the woods, Kyle falls down a hole and discovers a man frozen in ice. They take the ice man, whom they name Steve, to Dr. Mephisto to study. Mephisto thaws the man out, only to discover that he is still alive, having been kept perfectly preserved since the distant past of 1996. Steve is kept at Mephisto's lab in an environment recreating his native surroundings, but the boys think he should be free. Even so, can a man from 1996 ever comprehend the world of 1999?

Season 3

Season 3, Episode 1: Rainforest, Schmainforest

Original Air Date: 7 April 1999
The boys get recruited to join a choir group performing in Costa Rica to help save the rainforest. The choir leader, Miss Stevens, wants to teach everyone how wonder the rainforest is, and leads the group on a nature tour, only to get hopelessly lost in the wilderness where they fall victim to wild animals, quicksand, violent natives and rebel troops. Only Cartman, who sneaks away after getting fed up with Miss Stevens' love of nature, can save his classmates.

Season 3, Episode 2: Spontaneous Combustion

Original Air Date: 14 April 1999
Randy Marsh becomes a national hero after he discovers the reason why South Park residents are spontaneously combusting. Meanwhile, Kyle and Stan have a plan to help Kyle's dad get a res-erection.

Season 3, Episode 3: The Succubus

Original Air Date: 21 April 1999
The boys try to save Chef from a woman who is stealing him from them. Meanwhile, Cartman gets glasses.

Season 3, Episode 4: Jakovasaurs

Original Air Date: 16 June 1999
A surviving breed of dinosaur is discovered in South Park, but no one but Cartman can stand them.

Season 3, Episode 5: Tweek vs. Craig

Original Air Date: 23 June 1999
The boys pit two classmates against each other for entertainment. Meanwhile, Kenny takes a home ec class.

Season 3, Episode 6: Sexual Harassment Panda

Original Air Date: 7 July 1999
South Park Elementary is nearly bankrupt when Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.

Next US airings:

Tue. Aug. 5

Season 3, Episode 7: Cat Orgy

Original Air Date: 14 July 1999
Cartman deals with an abusive babysitter, her boyfriend and a cat in heat when his mother goes to a party.

Season 3, Episode 8: Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

Original Air Date: 21 July 1999
Stan is stuck playing with Butters and Pip at a party. Meanwhile, Randy and Gerald experiment with their sexuality.

Season 3, Episode 9: Jewbilee

Original Air Date: 28 July 1999
Kenny comes with Kyle to Jewish Camp and almost witnesses the destruction of the Jewish faith.

Season 3, Episode 10: Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

Original Air Date: 27 October 1999
The rock band Korn visits South Park during Halloween to solve the mystery of the pirate ghosts that are terrifying the town.

Season 3, Episode 11: Chinpokomon

Original Air Date: 3 November 1999
The kids (But not Kyle) get hooked on a brainwashing violent cartoon from Japan which turns them against the American government.

Season 3, Episode 12: Hooked on Monkey Phonics

Original Air Date: 10 November 1999
The boys have a hard time relating to two new students who have been home schooled.

Season 3, Episode 13: Starvin Marvin in Space

Original Air Date: 17 November 1999
The government tries to hunt down Starvin' Marvin after he steals an alien spaceship.

Season 3, Episode 14: The Red Badge of Gayness

Original Air Date: 24 November 1999
A drunken Civil War re-enactment leads to an actual Civil War breaking out.

Next US airings:

12:00 AM

Season 3, Episode 15: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Original Air Date: 1 December 1999
Mr. Hankey hosts a collection of Christmas songs sung by South Park characters.

Season 3, Episode 16: Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus.

Original Air Date: 29 December 1999
Stan worries that he is maturing more slowly than his friends. Meanwhile, Jesus feels pressured to perform a miracle at the start of the new millennium.

Season 3, Episode 17: Worldwide Recorder Concert

Original Air Date: 12 January 2000
The boys feud with New Yorkers at a gathering of elementary school kids. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison confronts his father.

Season 4

Season 4, Episode 1: The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000

Original Air Date: 5 April 2000
The boys enter the world of organized crime when they realize they can make money from the tooth fairy with other children's teeth.

Season 4, Episode 2: Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

Original Air Date: 12 April 2000
Cartman is sent to juvenile hall after he throws a rock at a black child.

Season 4, Episode 3: Timmy 2000

Original Air Date: 19 April 2000
A handicapped boys' arrival in class leads to protest. Meanwhile, the boys are diagnosed with ADD and heavily medicated.

Season 4, Episode 4: Quintuplets 2000

Original Air Date: 26 April 2000
The Marshes adopt a group of Romanian Quintuplets after they are orphaned in South Park. However, soon the Romanian government demands them back. Meanwhile, Kenny develops a talent for singing.

Season 4, Episode 5: Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Original Air Date: 21 June 2000
Cartman joins NAMBLA, thinking it will introduce him to more mature friends. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to dispose of his unborn baby brother.

Season 4, Episode 6: Cherokee Hair Tampons

Original Air Date: 28 June 2000
Kyle needs a kidney transplant, and Cartman is the only suitable donor. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison writes a novel.

Season 4, Episode 7: Chef Goes Nanners

Original Air Date: 5 July 2000
Chef protests the racist South Park flag.

Season 4, Episode 8: Something You Can Do with Your Finger

Original Air Date: 12 July 2000
Randy is outraged when Stan and the other boys start a boy band.

Season 4, Episode 9: Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?

Original Air Date: 19 July 2000
The boys become obsessed with religion after a sermon about hell scares them. Meanwhile, Saddam returns to Hell and tries to dispose of Satan's new boyfriend.

Next US airings:

Mon. July 28

Season 4, Episode 10: Probably

Original Air Date: 26 July 2000
Cartman becomes an evangelical preacher when the boys break off from their church. Meanwhile, the feud between Saddam and Chris continues.

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Season 4, Episode 11: 4th Grade

Original Air Date: 8 November 2000
The boys deal with a strict new teacher and experiment with time travel as Mr. Garrison comes to terms with his sexuality.

Season 4, Episode 12: Trapper Keeper

Original Air Date: 15 November 2000
Cartman's new trapper keeper threatens to assimilate the town unless Kyle and a robot from the future can stop it.

Season 4, Episode 13: Helen Keller! the Musical

Original Air Date: 22 November 2000
Cartman goes overboard directing a Thanksgiving production of "The Miracle Worker." Meanwhile, Timmy develops a bond with a runt turkey named Gobbles.

Season 4, Episode 14: Pip

Original Air Date: 29 November 2000
Pip attends boarding school in an adaptation of "Great Expectations."

Season 4, Episode 15: Fat Camp

Original Air Date: 6 December 2000
Cartman is outraged when he is sent to fat camp by his mother. Meanwhile, Kenny becomes famous for a "Jackass" style TV show.

Season 4, Episode 16: The Wacky Molestation Adventure

Original Air Date: 13 December 2000
The boys tell the police that their parents molest them and soon there are no adults left in South Park. However, without authority figures, society crumbles.

Season 4, Episode 17: A Very Crappy Christmas

Original Air Date: 20 December 2000
When everyone in South Park decides to forgo presents and celebrate a non-materialistic holiday season, the boys try to bring the spirit of commercialism back to Christmas by making an animated film.

Season 5

Season 5, Episode 1: It Hits the Fan

Original Air Date: 20 June 2001
Society is almost destroyed when a popular television show uses the word "shit" on the air.

Next US airings:

12:30 AM

Season 5, Episode 2: Cripple Fight

Original Air Date: 27 June 2001
The boys fight to get Big Gay Al reinstated as their scout leader, and Timmy is jealous of the new handicapped kid in town, Jimmy.

Season 5, Episode 3: Super Best Friends

Original Air Date: 4 July 2001
Stan enlists the help of an elite team of religious leaders including Jesus and Mohammed to help him rescue Kyle from a cult.

Season 5, Episode 4: Scott Tenorman Must Die

Original Air Date: 11 July 2001
Cartman plans an elaborate revenge when an older boy cons him out of money.

Season 5, Episode 5: Terrance & Phillip: Behind the Blow

Original Air Date: 18 July 2001
The boys attempt to reunite their idols Terrance & Philip after the Canadian duo has a falling out. Meanwhile, South Park falls under the control of environmentalists.

Season 5, Episode 6: Cartmanland

Original Air Date: 25 July 2001
Cartman inherits a large sum of money and uses it to purchase his own amusement park. His resulting success causes Kyle to lose faith in God.

Season 5, Episode 7: Proper Condom Use

Original Air Date: 1 August 2001
Improper sex ed classes lead to the boys declaring war on the girls.

Season 5, Episode 8: Towelie

Original Air Date: 8 August 2001
The boys try to rescue their new video game system from the hands of a government agency with the help of a talking towel named Towelie.

Season 5, Episode 9: Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants

Original Air Date: 7 November 2001
The boys come face to face with Osama Bin Laden after they are mistakenly shipped to Afghanistan.

Season 5, Episode 10: How to Eat with Your Butt

Original Air Date: 14 November 2001
Cartman puts a picture of Kenny's butt on a milk carton as a prank, but is disturbed when a couple arrives in South Park claiming it was a picture of their missing son.

Season 5, Episode 11: The Entity

Original Air Date: 21 November 2001
Kyle's cousin Kyle, a negative Jewish stereotype, comes to town to visit. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison comes up with an only-slightly more pleasant alternative to airline travel.

Season 5, Episode 12: Here Comes the Neighborhood

Original Air Date: 28 November 2001
A class war ensues in South Park when it becomes a hot spot for rich celebrities. Meanwhile, Token feels rejected by his friends and goes to live with lions.

Season 5, Episode 13: Kenny Dies

Original Air Date: 5 December 2001
The boys cope with loss when Kenny is hospitalized with a terminal illness. Cartman attempts to save him by legalizing stem cell research.

Season 5, Episode 14: Butters' Very Own Episode

Original Air Date: 12 December 2001
Butters' mother snaps and tries to kill her son after the revelation that her husband frequents gay bath houses.

Season 6

Season 6, Episode 1: Jared Has Aides

Original Air Date: 6 March 2002
The boys try to fatten up Butters and then liposuction him so they can get a marketing deal at a local restaurant. Meanwhile, Jared from the Subway commercials causes a controversy when he reveals that he lost weight with the help of aides.

Season 6, Episode 2: Asspen

Original Air Date: 13 March 2002
The kids and their families take a vacation together in Aspen. However, the parents get stuck in an endless timeshare presentation, and Stan is forced into a showdown with a cocky skier.

Season 6, Episode 3: Freak Strike

Original Air Date: 20 March 2002
The boys disguise Butters as a mutant to win prizes on The Maury Povich show. They become upset when Butters' prize is a round of putt-putt golf, and so Cartman goes on the show as an out of control teen. The mutant freaks who make a career of visiting TV talk shows go on strike, taking Butters with them.

Season 6, Episode 4: Fun with Veal

Original Air Date: 27 March 2002
Stan leads the boys in kidnapping all the baby cows from a local ranch after a first hand look at how veal is made turns him into a vegetarian.

Season 6, Episode 5: The New Terrance & Phillip Movie Trailer

Original Air Date: 3 April 2002
The boys have to sit through an episode of "Fightin' Round The World" with Russell Crowe so they can see a preview for the new movie starring Terrence & Philip. However, bad luck forces them to race across town searching for a working TV.

Season 6, Episode 6: Professor Chaos

Original Air Date: 10 April 2002
After being shunned by his friends, Butters develops a villainous alter ego and sets out to wreak havoc on the town. Meanwhile, the boys search for a new friend.

Season 6, Episode 7: The Simpsons Already Did It

Original Air Date: 26 June 2002
Professor Chaos struggles to find an evil scheme that hasn't already been done on "The Simpsons." Meanwhile, Cartman accidentally creates life in his aquarium.

Next US airings:

10:00 PM

Season 6, Episode 8: Red Hot Catholic Love

Original Air Date: 3 July 2002
Father Maxi travels to the Vatican to confront the growing problem of priests molesting children. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers that it is possible to crap out of your mouth.

Next US airings:

Thur. July 31

Season 6, Episode 9: Free Hat

Original Air Date: 10 July 2002
The boys start a group to stop a maniacal Steven Spielberg from altering "Raiders of the Lost Ark" while also catering to a group who demand a trailer-trash toddler murderer be freed.

Next US airings:

Sat. Aug. 2

Season 6, Episode 10: Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

Original Air Date: 17 July 2002
Bebe's breasts begin to develop, and the boys are at a loss to explain why they are suddenly drawn to her, when they had no interest in her before.

Season 6, Episode 11: Child Abduction Is Not Funny

Original Air Date: 24 July 2002
Parents in South Park become gripped with fear that their children will be abducted, which leads to them taking more and more extreme measures to ensure their safety, finally culminating in a giant wall being built around the town.

Next US airings:

Fri. Aug. 1

Season 6, Episode 12: A Ladder to Heaven

Original Air Date: 6 November 2002
The boys have 7 days to get a winning ticket stub they left with Kenny for a shopping spree, which is difficult because Kenny is dead. Even worse, the McCormicks cremated him. They build a ladder to heaven to find out where it was, but Cartman drinks Kenny's ashes, thinking they're chocolate milk mix, and gets Kenny's soul trapped in his body. Has Cartman doomed the shopping spree or saved it?

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Season 6, Episode 13: The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

Original Air Date: 13 November 2002
Randy and Sharon realize too late that the box they have sent with the boys contains a porno rather than a copy of "The Lord Of The Rings." As the parents race to stop them in time, the boys realize the tape they have has a strange power over people.

Next US airings:

Wed. July 30

Season 6, Episode 14: The Death Camp of Tolerance

Original Air Date: 20 November 2002
When Mr. Garrison learns about discrimination lawsuits, he hires a new teaching assistant named Mr. Slave and tries everything to get fired for being gay. When the students complain, they are sent to sensitivity training. Meanwhile, a gerbil named Lemmiwinks navigates his way through the perilous world of Mr. Slave's body.

Season 6, Episode 15: The Biggest Douche in the Universe

Original Air Date: 27 November 2002
Stan tries to disprove psychic John Edwards after a reading messes with Kyle's mind. Meanwhile, Cartman and Chef travel to Scotland to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body.

Next US airings:

Tue. Aug. 5

Season 6, Episode 16: My Future Self n' Me

Original Air Date: 4 December 2002
A freak electric storm causes Stan's future self to return to the present. Stan's future self is an unemployed drug addict, but Stan suspects that it is a hoax.

Next US airings:

Wed. Aug. 6

Season 6, Episode 17: Red Sleigh Down

Original Air Date: 11 December 2002
When an attempt to bring Christmas to Iraq turns disastrous, the boys head to Iraq with Jesus and Mr. Hankey to save Santa from terrorists.

Season 7

Season 7, Episode 1: Cancelled

Original Air Date: 19 March 2003
Chef and the children learn that Earth is actually just a reality show for other planets. When they learn it is to be canceled, the boys travel to a distant planet to plead their case to the network executives.

Season 7, Episode 2: Krazy Kripples

Original Air Date: 26 March 2003
Jimmy and Timmy form a club for people who were handicapped from birth. They call it the Crips, and soon find themselves caught up in gang warfare with the real Crips in Denver. Meanwhile, Christopher Reeve does battle with Gene Hackman over stem cell research.

Season 7, Episode 3: Toilet Paper

Original Air Date: 2 April 2003
The boys toilet paper their art teacher's house to get revenge for a bad grade. When Kyle's guilty conscience makes him want to confess, Cartman makes an attempt on his life.

Season 7, Episode 4: I'm a Little Bit Country

Original Air Date: 9 April 2003
The town is divided down the middle on the Iraq war issue. Therefore, Cartman tries to induce a flashback so that he can find out what the Founding Fathers would have to say about the war.

Next US airings:

Fri. Aug. 8

Season 7, Episode 5: Fat Butt and Pancake Head

Original Air Date: 16 April 2003
Cartman makes a Jennifer Lopez hand doll and turns her into a music star, which draws the furious anger of the real Jennifer Lopez as well as the sexual advances of Ben Affleck.

Next US airings:

Wed. Aug. 6	3:30 AM	CW
Thur. Aug. 7	9:30 PM	COMEDY

Season 7, Episode 6: Lil' Crime Stoppers

Original Air Date: 23 April 2003
After the boys start a Jr. Detective's Club and find a girl's missing doll, they are recruited by the county police department. Their first assignment: to break up a meth lab.

Next US airings:

Thur. Aug. 7

Season 7, Episode 7: Red Man's Greed

Original Air Date: 30 April 2003
South Park residents are forced out of their homes when an Indian casino takes their land.

Season 7, Episode 8: South Park Is Gay

Original Air Date: 22 October 2003
Kyle, Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slave travel to New York City to bring an end to the latest "metrosexual" fad, and discover that it's actually part of a crab-people conspiracy to take over the planet.

Season 7, Episode 9: Christian Rock Hard

Original Air Date: 29 October 2003
Cartman, Butters and Token become Christian rock stars so that Cartman can win his bet with Kyle. Meanwhile, Kyle, Stan and Kenny learn the sad consequences of illegally downloading music from the Internet.

Season 7, Episode 10: Grey Dawn

Original Air Date: 5 November 2003
South Park takes all of the driver's licenses away from its senior citizens, and the AARP responds by launching an armed invasion of the town to defend their rights.

Season 7, Episode 11: Casa Bonita

Original Air Date: 12 November 2003
When Butters is invited to Kyle's birthday party instead of Cartman, Cartman kidnaps Butters and locks him in a bomb shelter.

Season 7, Episode 12: All About Mormons

Original Air Date: 19 November 2003
Stan learns about the Mormon religion after a new family moves to South Park from Utah. Caught up in the family-friendly doctrine of the church, Randy declares the Marshes to be Mormon as well.

Season 7, Episode 13: Butt Out

Original Air Date: 3 December 2003
Rob Reiner comes to town to lead an anti tobacco crusade after the boys briefly take up smoking.

Season 7, Episode 14: Raisins

Original Air Date: 10 December 2003
Stan becomes inconsolable after Wendy breaks up with him, and Butters has a crush on a sexy waitress at a local restaurant.

Season 7, Episode 15: It's Christmas in Canada

Original Air Date: 17 December 2003
The boys go to Canada to retrieve Ike, after his birth parents show up in South Park and claim him as their own.

Season 8

Season 8, Episode 1: Good Times with Weapons

Original Air Date: 17 March 2004
The boys lie to get ninja weapons from the fair, but must decide whether or not to tell their parents when Butters is injured with a throwing star.

Next US airings:

11:00 PM

Season 8, Episode 2: Up the Down Steroid

Original Air Date: 24 March 2004
Jimmy begins using steroids to improve his chances in the special Olympics. Meanwhile, Cartman disguises himself as a handicapped boy so he can enter as well and win the cash prize.

Season 8, Episode 3: The Passion of the Jew

Original Air Date: 31 March 2004
Cartman leads a campaign against the Jews after seeing "The Passion Of The Christ." Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny try to get their money back from Mel Gibson and discover that he is completely insane.

Season 8, Episode 4: You Got F'd in the A

Original Air Date: 7 April 2004
A gang of kids from the O.C. challenge Stan do a dance-off. But before the big event, Butters must confront a painful event from his past.

Season 8, Episode 5: AWESOM-O

Original Air Date: 14 April 2004
Cartman dresses up as a robot from Japan, sent to Butters. Tricks him in to believing it and cant give away his identity because he finds out Butters has a video of him dancing to Britney Spears kissing a Justin Timberlake picture! It gets more and more out of hand as the military decide to try to capture 'the robot' to make it a weapon.

Season 8, Episode 6: The Jeffersons

Original Air Date: 21 April 2004
Michael Jackson moves to South Park but tries to conceal his identity. and local cops try to frame him because he is a rich black man.

Season 8, Episode 7: Goobacks

Original Air Date: 28 April 2004
When people from a poverty-stricken future travel back in time to find work, South Park residents accuse them of taking their jobs.

Season 8, Episode 8: Douche and Turd

Original Air Date: 27 October 2004
Stan refuses to vote in the school mascot election because his choices are a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Unfortunately, his views on voting are seen as un-American, and he is ultimately banished from the town.

Season 8, Episode 9: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

Original Air Date: 3 November 2004
When a Wall-Mart built in South Park takes business away from local businesses, the boys go to the company's headquarters to get it destroyed.

Season 8, Episode 10: Pre-School

Original Air Date: 10 November 2004
A bully who was sent to juvenile hall in a misunderstanding is released, and comes looking for revenge.

Season 8, Episode 11: Quest for Ratings

Original Air Date: 17 November 2004
The boys begin to exaggerate stories when their student news show falls behind in the ratings.

Season 8, Episode 12: Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

Original Air Date: 1 December 2004
Mr. Slave fights against Paris Hilton when she becomes a bad influence on the girls in South Park. Meanwhile, Paris offers Butters' parents a huge amount of money if she can keep Butters as a pet.

Season 8, Episode 13: Cartman's Incredible Gift

Original Air Date: 8 December 2004
Cartman mistakenly believes he is a psychic, and is recruited by the police to help them with investigations.

Season 8, Episode 14: Woodland Critter Christmas

Original Air Date: 15 December 2004
Stan helps a group of woodland critters by killing a mountain lion, only to discover that he's helping them give birth to the Antichrist.

Season 9

Season 9, Episode 1: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

Original Air Date: 9 March 2005
After Mr. Garrison gets an operation and becomes a woman, Kyle decides he wants to be black and Gerald decides he wants to be a dolphin.

Season 9, Episode 2: Die Hippie, Die

Original Air Date: 16 March 2005
Cartman leads the resistance when a mass of hippies accumulates in South Park and starts a music festival.

Season 9, Episode 3: Wing

Original Air Date: 23 March 2005
The boys start a talent agency and represent a woman named Wing in Hollywood.

Season 9, Episode 4: Best Friends Forever

Original Air Date: 30 March 2005
Can Cartman and Kenny stay as "Best Friends Forever", even when Kenny buys the last PSP in stock? A 2005 Emmy Award Winner for Outstanding Animated Program (in Less Than One Hour)!

Season 9, Episode 5: The Losing Edge

Original Air Date: 6 April 2005
The boys enlist Kyle's cousin to help them lose in baseball so they won't have to go to the finals. Meanwhile, Randy trains to fight other parents during Stan's games.

Next US airings:

Wed. July 30	9:30 PM	COMEDY
Mon. Aug. 4	2:00 AM	COMEDY

Season 9, Episode 6: The Death of Eric Cartman

Original Air Date: 13 April 2005
When the boys decide to ignore Cartman, he assumes that he is dead, and enlists Butters to help him make up for his past sins.

Season 9, Episode 7: Erection Day

Original Air Date: 20 April 2005
Jimmy gets his first erection just days before the school talent show.

Season 9, Episode 8: Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

Original Air Date: 19 October 2005
When a dam breaks and floods a nearby town, South Park residents assume it was caused by global warming and barricade themselves in the community center.

Season 9, Episode 9: Marjorine

Original Air Date: 26 October 2005
Butters fake his own death and disguises himself as a girl so he can infiltrate a sleepover and steal a fortune telling device from the girls. Meanwhile, Butters' father turns to the occult to bring back his son.

Season 9, Episode 10: Follow That Egg

Original Air Date: 2 November 2005
Mrs. Garrison leads the fight against gay marriage when she learns her ex is getting married. Meanwhile, Stan becomes jealous when Kyle and Wendy are paired up for a school project.

Season 9, Episode 11: Ginger Kids

Original Air Date: 9 November 2005
Cartman leads a vendetta against kids with red hair and freckles, until a prank makes him think he is one of them.

Season 9, Episode 12: Trapped in the Closet

Original Air Date: 16 November 2005
After Stan scores a remarkably high "Thetan Level" at a Scientology center, he is considered to be the reincarnation of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. John Travolta, Tom Cruise and other Scientologists go to South Park to convince Stan to be their leader, but when Stan makes disparaging remarks about Cruise's acting, the movie star locks himself inside a bedroom closet. R&B singer R. Kelly is recruited to get Tom Cruise to come out of the closet, but eventually Kelly, as well as Travolta, find themselves all trapped in the closet.

Season 9, Episode 13: Free Willzyx

Original Air Date: 30 November 2005
When a prank convinces the boys that a whale in a local aquarium is an alien from the moon, they go to extreme measures to sent it home.

Season 9, Episode 14: Bloody Mary

Original Air Date: 7 December 2005
Randy is forced to go to AA meetings, where he becomes convinced that he has a disease. Desperate, he and Stan go on a pilgrimage to a statue of the virgin Mary that is miraculously bleeding from its ass.

Season 10

Season 10, Episode 1: The Return of Chef

Original Air Date: 22 March 2006
Chef returns to town after joining a group called The Super Adventure Club. However, when he begins to express an interest in molesting children, the boys suspect that the club has brainwashed him.

Next US airings:

Thur. July 31	9:30 PM	COMEDY
Sun. Aug. 3	11:00 PM	COMEDY

Season 10, Episode 2: Smug Alert!

Original Air Date: 29 March 2006
Stan convinces everyone in South Park to drive Hybrid cars after Kyle moves to San Francisco. However, soon a dangerous cloud of "smug" forms over South Park.

Season 10, Episode 3: Cartoon Wars: Part 1

Original Air Date: 5 April 2006
Cartman begins a one-man crusade to get "Family Guy" taken off the air after it shows an image of Mohammed. But his real motive is not that it's offensive to Muslims--it's because the show's not funny.

Season 10, Episode 4: Cartoon Wars: Part 2

Original Air Date: 12 April 2006
Cartman finds an unlikely ally in his quest to get "Family Guy" off the air: Bart Simpson. He also discovers Fox's surprising secret about the show's writers.

Next US airings:

11:30 PM

Season 10, Episode 5: A Million Little Fibers

Original Air Date: 19 April 2006
Towelie's autobiography, "A Million Little Fibers", becomes Oprah Winfrey's official Book of the Month selection and a bestseller... but for how long?

Season 10, Episode 6: Manbearpig

Original Air Date: 26 April 2006
A lonely and attention-desperate Al Gore comes to South Park Elementary to explain the dangers of the biggest threat to the planet: Manbearpig. Although the kids believe Gore uses Manbearpig as a way of gaining attention, they decide to help him capture the creature...with disastrous results.

Season 10, Episode 7: Tsst

Original Air Date: 3 May 2006
Eric's mom turns to a "dog whisperer" as a last resort to turn him to a good little boy. The whisperer is successful in making Eric calm and submissive, but he may have also turned him into a repressed killer.

Season 10, Episode 8: Make Love, Not Warcraft

Original Air Date: 4 October 2006
The kids work around the clock to improve their character skills in "World of Warcraft" so that they can beat a fellow gamer who keeps violating the rules and killing everyone else's characters.

Next US airings:

10:30 PM

Season 10, Episode 9: Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

Original Air Date: 11 October 2006
Kyle sets out to prove that 9/11 wasn't a government conspiracy, and actually uncovers a government conspiracy to create a conspiracy.

Season 10, Episode 10: Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

Original Air Date: 18 October 2006
Kyle discovers that his brother Ike is having a sexual relationship with his kindergarten teacher. The police are reluctant to help, so Kyle is forced to turn to the new school hall monitor for help: Eric "Dawg" Cartman.

Next US airings:

Mon. July 28

12:30 AM

Season 10, Episode 11: Hell on Earth 2006

Original Air Date: 25 October 2006
Satan returns to Earth to throw a huge members-only Holloween party in Los Angeles, and the boys keep summoning the ghost of Biggie Smalls--which means that he's going to miss the party.

Season 10, Episode 12: Go God Go

Original Air Date: 1 November 2006
Cartman tries to cryogenically freeze himself so that he doesn't have to wait for the new Nintendo machine, and Ms. Garrison falls for the new Evolution teacher and becomes an Atheist.

Season 10, Episode 13: Go God Go XII

Original Air Date: 8 November 2006
Cartman is stuck in the future, in the middle of an international civil war between rival Atheist factions. And he STILL can't play Nintendo Wii.

Next US airings:

11:30 PM

Season 10, Episode 14: Stanley's Cup

Original Air Date: 15 November 2006
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation, is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. Once a hotshot pee wee hockey player himself, Stan Marsh has tried to put those days behind him. But he's still living with the memory of how let his team down when he missed the winning shot in the big game. Now, he's about to find out that being a coach means facing your past. He's determined to show his kids what it's like to be a winner!

Season 11

Season 11, Episode 1: With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

Original Air Date: 7 March 2007
Stan becomes a social outcast after his father Randy says "the N-Word" on national television, but Michael Richards and Mark Furhman come to Randy's rescue. Cartman has a run-in with a little-person teaching sensitivity training at the elementary school.

Season 11, Episode 2: Cartman Sucks

Original Air Date: 14 March 2007
Cartman takes a photo with Butters's penis in his mouth to prove Butters is gay. He later finds out what the picture really means and freaks out when the photo disappears. Meanwhile, Butters to has to go to a special camp to calm his urges.

Season 11, Episode 3: Lice Capades

Original Air Date: 21 March 2007
A lice outbreak hits Ms. Garrison's class, and at least one parasite is determined to survive after his lice civilization is destroyed.

Season 11, Episode 4: The Snuke

Original Air Date: 28 March 2007
While trying to find a way to persecute the new Arab kid in his class, Cartman accidentally uncovers an unrelated plot to assassinate Hillary Clinton at a South Park political rally.

Season 11, Episode 5: Fantastic Easter Special

Original Air Date: 4 April 2007
In a parody of "The daVinci Code," Stan discovers the real reason behind Easter, decorating eggs, and the Easter Bunny.

Next US airings:

Mon. July 28

10:00 PM

Season 11, Episode 6: D-Yikes!

Original Air Date: 11 April 2007
Ms. Garrison's latest date goes so badly that she assigns the class the book report over the weekend, but the boys hire immigrant labor to write it. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison becomes a lesbian and saves the women's bar from a Persian takeover.

Next US airings:

Wed. July 30	10:00 PM	COMEDY
Thur. July 31	12:00 AM	COMEDY
Mon. Aug. 4	10:00 PM	COMEDY

Season 11, Episode 7: Night of the Living Homeless

Original Air Date: 18 April 2007
One day after Kyle gives $20 to a homeless person, South Park becomes overrun with panhandlers.

Next US airings:

Wed. Aug. 6	10:00 PM	COMEDY
Thur. Aug. 7	12:00 AM	COMEDY

Season 11, Episode 8: Le Petit Tourette

Original Air Date: 3 October 2007
Cartman fakes having Tourette's syndrome so he can say whatever he wants without getting in trouble.

Season 11, Episode 9: More Crap

Original Air Date: 10 October 2007
Randy Marsh sets the world record for the biggest bowel movement, until Bono comes along and challenges it.

Season 11, Episode 10: Imaginationland

Original Air Date: 17 October 2007
Cartman takes Kyle to court because he refuses to follow through with his promise to suck Cartman's balls if they see a Leprechaun. Meanwhile, Muslim extremists attack "Imaginationland," and the government plans a counter-attack.

Next US airings:

10:00 PM

Season 11, Episode 11: Imaginationland: Episode II

Original Air Date: 24 October 2007
With the help of Stan, Kyle, and Kurt Russell, the military is able to access the portal to Imaginationland. Meanwhile, Cartman is determined to make sure that Kyle follows through with his court-mandated sentence.

Season 11, Episode 12: Imaginationland: Episode III

Original Air Date: 31 October 2007
All hope appears to be lost for Imaginationland, until it is discovered that Butters has the power to lead them to victory. And will Cartman ever get Kyle to suck his balls?

Season 11, Episode 13: Guitar Queer-o

Original Air Date: 7 November 2007
Stan and Kyle become local celebrities after they score 100,000 points on the video game "Guitar Hero." A talent agent signs them to a contract, which ends up ruining their friendship.

Season 11, Episode 14: The List

Original Air Date: 14 November 2007
The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.

Season 12

Season 12, Episode 1: Tonsil Trouble

Original Air Date: 12 March 2008
After Cartman and Kyle are infected with the AIDS virus, they turn to Magic Johnson for assistance in finding a cure.

Season 12, Episode 2: Britney's New Look

Original Air Date: 19 March 2008

Season 12, Episode 3: Major Boobage

Original Air Date: 26 March 2008
South Park declares cats illegal after kids start getting high on cat urine. Cartman starts hiding neighborhood cats in his attic to protect them, and Kenny becomes an addict and starts having "Heavy Metal" hallucinations.

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