Wallace:
Sorry I get a little bit insensitive, but I'm a hitman!
[
Wallace is being shot at]
Wallace:
Time out! Time out! I got something in my eye, jagoff!
Lorelei 'Lori':
What are you? C.I.A., Mafia?
Wallace:
Both.
Wallace:
Blockbuster... Des Moines.
Wallace:
Please don't call me by my real name, it destroys the reality I'm trying to create.
Lorelei 'Lori':
Are you going to bring me that martini, or do I have to suck it out of the glass from here?
Hawkins:
Spencer, did you flush?
Wallace:
I think she's gonna do that, don't you, pal? I'll ask her. Lori!
Hawkins:
[
Quietly to Daggenhurst] He's talking to her!
Sir Roger Daggenhurst:
She's still in the bowl?
Hawkins:
Maybe he tried to flush her, but she floated back up!
Sir Roger Daggenhurst:
Tell him to flush her! Spencer knows how to deal with floaters.
Wallace:
Stay away from that phone!
[
shoots phone]
Sir Roger Daggenhurst:
What are you doing with one of our communicators, Cochran?
Chief Insp. Cockburn:
This man refused to provide me with any identification.
Sir Roger Daggenhurst:
Of course he didn't provide you with any identification. He's a secret agent.
Wallace:
[
a constable asks Wallace to see his license after a high speed chase] No, you may not! But I do have this nifty communicator with which you can speak directly to my superiors.
Wallace:
[
On the communicator/cigarette case] Breaker, breaker, come on back to that big ol' HQ, come on back to me.
Sir Roger Daggenhurst:
Who is this?
Wallace:
This is Spencer.
Sir Roger Daggenhurst:
So you're still using that name, are you?
Wallace:
Well, I figured I would until 11:30.
Sir Roger Daggenhurst:
[
to his assistant] How he mocks us.
Wallace:
She told me about the letters.
Gilbert Embleton:
Letters? What letters?
Wallace:
The letters. She told me about them. I know all about the letters. How do you think I know? She told me. Thats how I found out.
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