Charles Brady:
This doesn't have to hurt. Just think of yourself as lunch!
[
Tanya hits him in the head with her camera]
Charles Brady:
I lied! It does have to hurt!
Charles Brady:
Stop looking at me! Stop looking at me you fucking cat!
Charles Brady:
[
stabs a policeman in the ear with a pencil] Cop-kabob!
Mary Brady:
No vegetables, no dessert - that's the rules.
Andy Simpson:
[
singing] Hey, there comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand, he's a one-balled man and he's off to the rodeo.
[
cuts to graveyard scene and then back to squad car]
Andy Simpson:
[
singing] So allamande left and allamande right, come on you fuckin' turkey get your right foot right. Get off the stage you fucking jerk, you know you piss me off.
Captain Soames:
What?
Sheriff Ira:
Cold Draft.
Captain Soames:
Could you use one right now?
Captain Soames:
Look, you got one hysterical girl with a very vivid imagination and all that girl needs is a good smack on the butt and her mommy and daddy won't do it, I'll be happy to volunteer.
Deputy Horace:
[
after hearing a door close] Maybe it was the wind?
Officer Wilbur:
It was not the fucking wind.
Mary Brady:
[
after smashing their heads together] You're right. It was not the fucking wind.
Andy Simpson:
Shit, Clovis.
Andy Simpson:
[
hears Clovis meow at Dim Charles Brady] I know just how you feel.
Policeman:
[
They get into a yard full of cats] There's a lot of cats.
Policewoman:
Well, I can see that, dickhead.
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