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Carry on Columbus (1992) More at IMDbPro »

The Wazir: [after a messenger arrives] He brings news of what the Lisbonians are getting up to.
The Sultan: I don't care what they get up to, as long as they don't do it in the street in front of the camels!
The Wazir: No, no, sir, the city of Lisbon.
The Sultan: The one in Portugal?
The Wazir: Quite right.

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Fatima: You mean, the sharks won't eat me whole?
Marco the Cereal Killer: Oh, no! I'm told they spit that bit out first!

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