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Hardware (1990) More at IMDbPro »

Angry Bob: [on radio] Kill! Kill! Kill! Today's death count is 578.

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Jill: It's stupid, sadistic and suicidal to have children right now.

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Shades: It's my heart - it feels like an alligator.

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Chief: Machines don't understand sacrifice - neither do morons.

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Alvy: Smells like apple pie...

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Angry Bob: [on radio] Nature never knew colors like this.

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Angry Bob: [on radio] This is Angry Bob coming at you on W.A.R. Radio with the good news and the bad news. Bad news is the heatwave's not going to let up. It's expected to hit ninety downtown before nightfall, although weather control keeps promising that rain is on the way. The foul up on the launch pad at terminal eight doesn't look like it's gonna clear for another half hour and holiday air traffic is still stacking up over the CBD and all outlying districts. But traffic control promises that if you all keep cool they'll get you home in time for Christmas. As for the good news - There is no fucking good news! So let's just play some music!
[laughs]

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Moses Baxter: How much for the other stuff?
Alvy: Ten C's. That's as high as I go.
Moses Baxter: Yep, Alvy. You're as high as you're ever going to go.
[Mo hands the bills to Shades and they head for the door. Alvy sneers after them]
Alvy: Very funny. Can i help it if my mother picked up a dose in the big one?
Alvy: [calling after] You just wait. All those years out in the zone? Your kids'll make me look like Narcissus!

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Nomad: Where's the little man?

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Vernon: Oh we all walk the Wibberly-Wobberly walk.
Vernon: And we all talk the Wibberly-Wobberly talk.
Vernon: And all we all wear Wibberly-Wobberly ties.
Vernon: And we look at all the pretty girls with Wibberly-Wobberly eyes.

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