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Julius Benedict: Thank you for the cookies. I look forward to tossing them.

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Julius Benedict: If you're lying to me, I'll be back!

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Julius Benedict: The pavement was his enemy.

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Vincent Benedict: Money talks and bullshit walks!
Julius Benedict: How can bullshit walk?

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Julius Benedict: For the first time in my life, I'm...*pissed off*!
Vincent Benedict: [trying to hold Julius back] Julius, don't do this to me! I got a car to deliver! The last thing I need is a detour to the slammer!

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Vincent Benedict: You're a virgin!
Julius Benedict: That's private.
Vincent Benedict: A 230-pound virgin!

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Julius Benedict: You have no respect for logic.
Vincent Benedict: But he's got an axe!

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Julius Benedict: My name is Julius and I am your twin brother.
Vincent Benedict: Oh, obviously! The moment I sat down I thought I was looking into a mirror.

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Julius Benedict: Actually, I hate violence.
Vincent Benedict: But you're so good at it!

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Julius Benedict: I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence.

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Vincent Benedict: I got another six hours to pay the money. Tell the Klane brothers that harassing a man who already is in the slammer is beneath even them.

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Marnie Mason: [Linda sees Vince on the street and is thrilled to see him] Vince!
Marnie Mason: I thought you broke up with him!
Linda Mason: I did, I did.
[kisses Vince]

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Mary Ann Benedict: [holding a teddy bear] You found each other,and you found me.

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Vincent Benedict: [impressed with Julius's fighting abilities] You could be a boxer or something. I could be your manager.
Julius Benedict: No, I could never fight for money.
Vincent Benedict: Well that's fine. You fight, I'll keep the money.

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[Vince's neighbor comes over to Linda]
Female Neighbor: Excuse me? Excuse me. Never sleep with that man, never loan him money, and never believe a word he tells you. That's free advice.
Vincent Benedict: Morning, Agnes.

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Julius Benedict: Why are you being so immature about all this?
Vincent Benedict: Look, Julius. Do you know how many times I've heard stories like this? It's every orphan's fantasy. My real mom and dad were rich, and beautiful. But... there was a mix-up at the hospital. And I got switched with another baby. But one day, there's gonna be a knock at the door. And there they'll be, with open arms, crying, "My darling. My treasure. We didn't know. How can we make it up to you?" Let me tell you something for your own good Julius. It a CROCK!

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Vincent Benedict: Whoa, where you going with my desk?
Mover #1: Takin' back this furniture, man.
Mover #2: You're six months behind.
Vincent Benedict: You're behind! Six months behind. That's the problem. There's no trust in the world anymore.

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Webster: [On Vince's trail, Webster has come to his house, and finds it empty, save for Julius, the cat] Well what have we here? What a cute little kitty! So, where's Daddy?
Webster: [Picking up the cat, he finds the information Vince wrote down in the trash basket. He holds it up to read it] Well, well, well. Thank you very much...

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Vincent Benedict: Through the lips, over the gums...
Julius Benedict: Look out stomach! Here it comes!

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