Zach:
Tell me about the Bronx.
Diana:
What's to tell about the Bronx? It's uptown and to the right.
Zach:
What made you start dancing?
Diana:
Who knows? I'm Puerto Rican. We jump around a lot.
Connie:
Connie Wong. Always Wong, never Wight.
[
Zach looks up]
Connie:
Bad joke. I was born in Chinatown, lower east side.
Zach:
How old are you?
Connie:
I was born December 5th, four thousand six hundred and forty two, the Year of the Chicken.
Larry:
Don't you know the combination, Sheila?
Sheila:
I knew it when I was in front!
Sheila:
Can I sit on your lap?
Zach:
Do you always come on like this?
Sheila:
No. Sometimes I'm aggressive.
Bobby:
I couldn't catch a ball if it had Elmer's Glue on it. And wouldn't my father have to be this big ex-football hero. Well, he was so humiliated, he didn't know what to tell his friends, so he told them all I had Polio. On Father's Day, I used to limp for him.
Sheila:
You were a rotten dancer.
Zach:
Why do you think I became your choreographer?
Zach:
Goddammit, now can't ANYBODY up there hear me! Just let your hair down! Can't you talk? All of you, just talk, to me, to each other!... Jesus Christ!
Mike Cass:
How many jobs are there?
Larry:
4 and 4.
Judy Monroe:
44?
Sheila:
No, 4 *and* 4.
Larry:
4 boys, 4 girls.
Sheila:
Need any women?
Sheila:
Why is it only my ass that ever gets invited places?
Connie:
Tapping's not my strongest point!
Larry:
I see that.
Sheila:
My mother was kind of middle-aged and frumpy.
Diana:
Whose isn't?
Sheila:
At fourteen she was middle-aged and frumpy.
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