Memorable quotes for
"The Jeffersons" (1975) More at IMDb Pro »

George Jefferson: She's what you call, a domestic.
Louise Jefferson: You make it sound like a disease!

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George Jefferson: If I paid you to think, you could cash your check at the penny arcade.
Florence Johnston: Where do you think I cash it now?

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Louise Jefferson: Lionel, you'd better go to your room. I don't want you to get hit by your father.
Lionel Jefferson: Why would Dad hit me?
Louise Jefferson: Because I'm not sure just where I'm going to throw him!

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Florence Johnston: How come we overcame and nobody told me?

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[George Jefferson and Tom and Helen Willis are locked in the Jefferson's bathroom and can't get out]
Florence Johnston: [outside bathroom door, to Helen] You and Mr. Jefferson are in the bathroom together?
[pause]
Florence Johnston: Don't worry; Mr. Willis will never hear it from me!

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Mother Jefferson: I don't have to stay here and be insulted!
Louise Jefferson: That's right Mother Jefferson, YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE & BE INSULTED!

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George Jefferson: This here is the living area, where we does our living, and this is the dining area, where we does our dining, and this is the kitchen area...
Louise Jefferson: Where we does our kitchening.

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Hugo Mojelewski: Hi! Remember me?

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