Max:
How many have I had?
Maid:
Two.
Max:
Make it an uneven three.
Captain von Trapp:
Fraulein, is it to be at every meal, or merely at dinnertime, that you intend on leading us all through this rare and wonderful new world of... indigestion?
Max:
He's got to at least *pretend* to work with these people. You must convince him.
Maria:
I can't ask him to be less than he is.
The Baroness:
Somewhere out there is a lady who I think will never be a nun. Auf Wiedersehen, darling.
Captain von Trapp:
It's the dress. You'll have to put on another one before you meet the children.
Maria:
But I don't have another one. When we entered the abbey our worldly clothes were given to the poor.
Captain von Trapp:
What about this one?
Maria:
The poor didn't want this one.
Mother Abbess:
Maria, these walls were not meant to shut out problems. You have to face them. You have to live the life you were born to live.
Kurt:
I wonder what grass tastes like.
Max:
I hope you appreciate the sacrifice I'm making.
Captain von Trapp:
You have no choice.
Max:
I know... That's why I'm making it.
Captain von Trapp:
Oh, there's nothing wrong with the children. Only the governesses.
Captain von Trapp:
You brought music back into the house. I had forgotten.
Maria:
I can't seem to stop singing wherever I am. And what's worse, I can't seem to stop saying things - anything and everything I think and feel.
Mother Abbess:
Some people would call that honesty.
Maria:
Oh, but it's terrible, Reverend Mother.
Sister Margaretta:
After all, the wool from the black sheep is just as warm.
Captain von Trapp:
The first rule of this household is discipline.
Frau Schmidt:
The Von Trapp children don't play. They march.
Herr Zeller:
Perhaps those who would warn you that the Anschluss is coming - and it is coming, Captain - perhaps they would get further with you by setting their words to music.
Captain von Trapp:
If the Nazis take over Austria, I have no doubt, Herr Zeller, that you will be the entire trumpet section.
Herr Zeller:
You flatter me, Captain.
Captain von Trapp:
Oh, how clumsy of me - I meant to accuse you.
Herr Zeller:
I've not asked you where you and your family are going. Nor have you asked me why I am here.
Captain von Trapp:
Well, apparently, we're both suffering from a deplorable lack of curiosity.
The Baroness:
Why didn't you tell me?
Max:
What?
The Baroness:
To bring along my harmonica.
Kurt:
Only grown-up men are scared of women.
Maria:
Kurt, how are you?
Kurt:
Hungry.
Max:
The Von Trapp Family Singers. Here are your names: Liesl, Friedrich, Louisa, Brigitta, Kurt, Marta and Gretl.
Gretl:
Why am I always last?
Max:
Because you are the most important.
Maria:
When the Lord closes a door, somewhere He opens a window.
Max:
What's going to happen's going to happen. Just make sure it doesn't happen to you.
Captain von Trapp:
Max. Don't you *ever* say that again.
Max:
You know I have no political convictions. Can I help it if other people do?
Captain von Trapp:
Oh yes, you can help it. You must help it.
Captain von Trapp:
You are the twelfth in a long line of governesses who have come here to look after my children since their mother died. I trust you will be an improvement on the last one. She stayed only two hours.
Maria:
There were times when we would look at each other - oh Mother, I could hardly breathe.
Maria:
Gretl, what happened to your finger?
Gretl:
It got caught.
Maria:
Caught in what?
Gretl:
Friedrich's teeth.
Captain von Trapp:
Now, when I want you, this is what you will hear.
[
blows whistle]
Maria:
Oh, no, sir. I'm sorry, sir. I could never answer to a whistle. Whistles are for dogs and cats and other animals, but not for children and definitely not for me. It would be too... humiliating.
Captain von Trapp:
Fraulein, were you this much trouble at the Abbey?
Maria:
Oh, much more, sir.
Captain von Trapp:
Hmm.
[
starts walking away. Maria blows her whistle & he turns around]
Maria:
Excuse me, sir. I don't know your signal
Captain von Trapp:
Maria, there isn't going to be any Baroness anymore.
Maria:
I don't understand.
Captain von Trapp:
Well, we called off our engagement, you see, and...
Maria:
Oh, I'm sorry.
Captain von Trapp:
Yes. You are?
Maria:
Mm-hmm. You did?
Captain von Trapp:
Yes. Well, you can't marry someone when you're in love with someone else... can you?
The Baroness:
There's nothing more irresistible to a man than a woman who's in love with him.
The Baroness:
Darling, haven't you ever heard of a delightful little thing called boarding school?
Captain von Trapp:
Fraulein Maria, did I or did I not say that bedtime is to be strictly observed in this household?
Maria:
Yes, well the children were scared of the thunderstorm and... You did, sir.
Captain von Trapp:
And do you or do you not have trouble following these simple instructions?
Maria:
Only during thunderstorms, sir.
Gretl:
It'll be my first party, father.
Maria:
[
singing] Silver white winters that melt into springs, these are a few of my favorite things
Marta:
The least they could have done is to let us say hello.
Captain von Trapp:
[
after pulling the gun from Rolfe] You'll never be one of them.
Rolfe:
Lieutenant! Lieutenant, they're here! They're here, Lieutenant!
[
blows whistle]
Liesl:
How else are we supposed to get Father's attention?
Brigitta:
Yes.
Maria:
Well, we'll have to think about that one.
The Baroness:
You're far away. Where are you?
Captain von Trapp:
In a world that's disappearing, I'm afraid.
[
talking about pink lemonade]
The Baroness:
Not too sweet, not too sour.
Max:
Just too, uh... pink.
Liesl:
I'm Liesl. I'm sixteen years old and I don't need a governess.
Marta:
Why don't we ever get to see the baroness?
Kurt:
Why would she want to see you?
Marta:
Can we really keep the puppet show, Uncle Max?
Max:
Of course. Why else do you think I had Professor Cohen send the bill to your father?
Max:
Hold on. What's so funny?
Captain von Trapp:
You are, Max. Expensive, but very funny.
Max:
Friedrich, Gretl, why don't you sing?
Gretl:
I can't, I've got a sore finger.
Max:
I like rich people. I like the way they live. I like the way I live when I'm with them.
Maria:
You know how Sister Berthe always makes me kiss the floor after we've had a disagreement? Well, lately I've taken to kissing the floor whenever I see her coming, just to save time.
Sister Margaretta:
Reverend Mother, I have sinned.
Sister Berthe:
I, too, Reverend Mother.
Mother Abbess:
What is this sin, my children?
[
the nuns look at each other, then reveal from under their robes the distributor and coil they have removed from the Germans' cars]
Kurt:
I haven't had so much fun since the day we put glue on Fräulein Josephine's toothbrush.
Maria:
Why didn't you children tell me you could dance?
Kurt:
We were afraid you'd make us all dance together. The von Trapp Family dancers.
[
spins]
Liesl:
[
singing with the children at the Villa] So long, farewell, au revoir, auf Wiedersehen! I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne. Yes?
Captain von Trapp:
No!
[
singing starts somewhere inside]
Captain von Trapp:
What's that?
Maria:
It's singing.
Captain von Trapp:
Yes, I realize it's singing, but who?
Maria:
The children.
Captain von Trapp:
The children?
Maria:
I taught them something to sing for the Baroness.
Marta:
I'm Marta, and I'm going to be seven on Tuesday, and I'd like a pink parasol.
Maria:
Well, pink's my favorite color, too.
Louisa von Trapp:
I'm Brigitta.
Maria:
You didn't tell me how old you are... Louisa.
Brigitta:
I'm Brigitta, she's Louisa. She's thirteen years old, and you're smart! I'm ten, and I think your dress is the ugliest one I ever saw!
[
Maria finds a frog in her pocket]
Frau Schmidt:
You're lucky. With Fraulein Helga, it was a snake!
Captain von Trapp:
Now, Fraulein. I want a truthful answer from you.
Maria:
Yes, Captain?
Captain von Trapp:
Is it possible - or could I have just imagined it - have my children by any chance been climbing trees today?
Maria:
Yes, Captain.
Captain von Trapp:
I see. And where, may I ask, did they get these... ummm...
Maria:
Play clothes.
Captain von Trapp:
Oh, is that what you call them?
Maria:
I made them. From the drapes that used to hang in my bedroom.
Captain von Trapp:
Drapes?
Maria:
They still have plenty of wear left. The children have been everywhere in them.
Captain von Trapp:
Do you mean to tell me that my children have been roaming about Salzburg dressed up in nothing but some old drapes?
Maria:
Mmm-hmmm. And having a marvelous time!
Friedrich von Trapp:
I'm Friedrich. I'm fourteen. I'm impossible!
Maria:
[
laughing] Really? Who told you that, Friedrich?
Friedrich von Trapp:
Fraulein Josephine, four governesses ago.
Max:
I shall miss all of you. I shall miss the money I could have made with you!
Captain von Trapp:
My fellow Austrians, I shall not be seeing you again perhaps for a very long time. I would like to sing for you now... a love song. I know you share this love. I pray that you will never let it die.
Brigitta:
I think your dress is the ugliest one I ever saw!
Kurt:
Brigitta, you shouldn't say that!
Brigitta:
Why not? Don't you think it's ugly?
Kurt:
Of course, but Fraulein Helga's was ugliest.
Rolfe:
[
narrating a "telegram" for Liesl] Dear Liesl, I would like to tell you how I feel about you STOP Unfortunately, this wire is already too expensive Sincerely, Rolfe
Liesl:
[
sounded offended] Sincerely?
Rolfe:
Cordially?
Liesl:
[
turning away] Cordially?
Rolfe:
Affectionately?
[
Liesl smiles and throws her arms around his neck]
Maria:
[
saying her bed time prayers] I forgot the other boy. Oh, what's his name? Oh, well, God bless What's-his-name.
Maria:
[
Friedrich and Kurt run into Maria's room during a thunderstorm] You boys weren't scared, too, were you?
Friedrich von Trapp:
No. We just wanted to be sure that you weren't.
Maria:
That was very thoughtful of you, Friedrich.
Friedrich von Trapp:
It wasn't my idea. It was Kurt's.
Maria:
Kurt! That's the one I left out. God bless Kurt!
The Baroness:
My dear, is there anything you can't do?
Maria:
Well, I'm not sure I'll make a very good nun.
The Baroness:
If you have any problems, I'll be happy to help you.
[
first lines]
Maria:
[
singing] The hills are alive with the sound of music / With songs they have sung for a thousand years. / The hills fill my heart with the sound of music. / My heart wants to sing every song it hears.
Captain von Trapp:
I don't care to hear anything further from you about my children.
Maria:
I am not finished yet!
Captain von Trapp:
Oh, yes, you are, Captain!
[
pauses]
Captain von Trapp:
Fraulein.
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