Trixie Lorraine:
"Fanny" is Faneul H. Peabody, just the kind of man I've been looking for, lots of money and no resistance.
J. Lawrence Bradford:
I'll ask you to return my check, please.
Carol King:
Your check, huh that's on exhibition over there on the wall. I figured you'd stop payment on it.
J. Lawrence Bradford:
I'll take the necessary steps...
Carol King:
You'll do what? Listen, you made a sap out of yourself and you tried your best to make a sap out of me. Now I never want to see you again, understand? And as for your check, well, you don't think I hold myself as cheaply as all that do you?
J. Lawrence Bradford:
Cheaply? Ten thousand dollars?
Carol King:
Well that's your estimate of me, not mine. That check is framed, not cashed! I put it there to remind me never to get mixed up with your kind again!
J. Lawrence Bradford:
Every time you say 'Cheap and Vulgar' I'm going to kiss you.
Carol King:
Cheap and Vulgar!
[
kiss]
Carol King:
Cheap and Vulgar!
[
kiss]
Carol King:
Cheap and Vulgar!
[
long kiss]
Faneul H. Peabody:
[
Fay squeals when Trixie kicks her under the table] What's the matter?
Trixie Lorraine:
Oh nothing, Fay had an attack of chiseling, it's chronic with her.
Trixie Lorraine:
[
whispers to Fay] One more look at him with those bedroom-eyes and I'll break your leg!
Trixie Lorraine:
[
loudly, to all] Excuse me for whispering; Fay and I have so much in common!
Trixie Lorraine:
Exuse me. Come here Fay, I have something I wan-ta show you.
Fay Fortune:
what do you want?
Trixie Lorraine:
Do you see that?
Fay Fortune:
See what?
Trixie Lorraine:
Can't you read? Where it says 'Exit'?
Fay Fortune:
Exit?
Trixie Lorraine:
You said it, sister. You start walking and you keep walking, and if you ever come near him again I'll break BOTH your legs, now scram!
Fay Fortune:
I could easily resent that!
[
as Fay walks away, Trixie kickes her in the bottom, making Fay squeal/shriek]
Faneul H. Peabody:
Did Little Fay cry out?
Trixie Lorraine:
No, that must have been the cornet you heard.
Barney Hopkins:
Who are you?
The Kentucky Hillbillies:
The Kentucky Hillbillies.
Barney Hopkins:
Who?
The Kentucky Hillbillies:
The Kentucky Hillbillies.
Kentucky Hillbilly #1:
Singing!
Kentucky Hillbilly #2:
Dancing!
Kentucky Hillbilly #3:
Music!
Kentucky Hillbilly #4:
Wisecracks!
Barney Hopkins:
Do you know Your Old Kentucky Home?
The Kentucky Hillbillies:
You said it!
Barney Hopkins:
Scram right back there! Your old mammy is waiting for ya.
The Kentucky Hillbillies:
We get it.
Trixie Lorraine:
Isn't there going to be any comedy in the show?
Barney Hopkins:
Oh, plenty! The gay side, the hard-boiled side, the cynical and funny side of the depression! I'll make 'em laugh at you starving to death, honey. It'll be the funniest thing you ever did.
Barney Hopkins:
It's all about the Depression.
Carol King:
We won't have to rehearse that.
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