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They wanted something for nothing. He gave them nothing for something. morePlot:
The true story of a man who posed as director Stanley Kubrick during the production of Kubrick's last film, Eyes Wide Shut, despite knowing very little about his work and looking nothing like him. | add synopsisAwards:
1 nomination moreUser Comments:
Colourful, but very in your face moreCast
(Cast overview, first billed only)| Tom Allen | ... | Charles | |
| Scott Baker | ... | Waiter | |
| Nick Barber | ... | Denzil | |
| Angus Barnett | ... | Ace | |
| Lynda Baron | ... | Mrs. Vitali | |
| Linda Bassett | ... | Trolley Lady | |
| Marisa Berenson | ... | Alex Witchell | |
| Honor Blackman | ... | Madam | |
| Peter Bowles | ... | Cyril | |
| Paul Burnham | ... | Hex Mortimer | |
| Paul Chowdhry | ... | Pub Announcer | |
| Teresa Churcher | ... | TV Journalist 2 | |
| Enzo Cilenti | ... | Waldegrave | |
| Phil Cornwell | ... | Police Duty Sgt | |
| Kammy Darweish | ... | TV Journalist 1 |
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Singapore:PG | Australia:M | Switzerland:12 (canton of Vaud) | Switzerland:12 (canton of Geneva) | Portugal:M/12 | Finland:K-7 | USA:Not RatedMOVIEmeter: 
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Something of a labour of love, Colour Me Kubrick is a short biopic of con-man Alan Conway who successfully posed as Stanley Kubrick during the director's lifetime. Played by John Malkovich at his most enduringly camp, Conway charms the socks, money and underpants from a string of wealthy suckers and gay young men. A master of his game, he gets people to write large cheques to cover fictitious donations to charity dinners as readily as conning twenty quid off a rock band to buy them (and him) fags and alcohol.
Wildly exuberant and certainly colourful, the film is well directed and acted. Its main shortcoming are two fold. The plot, such as it is, comprises a series of extended sketches until Conway's eventual apprehension, which lends an air of repetitiveness. Secondly, although Malkovich's intensely colourful campness is a remarkable achievement, he stage centres in practically every scene and if you cannot fall completely in love with it, the effeminate preening eventually can look dated and rather irritating.
Colour Me Kubrick is a traditional camp comedy with lots of cross-references for film fans. If you enjoy the first five minutes you will love it, otherwise it may have you climbing the walls.